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(Gawker)   Man, truth or dare was never like this when I was in school   (gawker.com ) divider line
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16796 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2013 at 12:45 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-17 11:52:24 PM  
9 votes:
Still a better love story that Twilight.  (Probably also better food than the cafeteria.)
2013-10-18 01:10:54 AM  
7 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Could someone post a link to the video so I can put it in my internet filter?


http://www.fbi.gov/
2013-10-18 12:57:06 AM  
6 votes:
Fearless fellatio flabbergasts finicky food furnishers.
2013-10-18 12:53:21 AM  
5 votes:

RedPhoenix122: antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.

Works for me.  Anyone who didn't delete it should be charged with possession.


All children are born naked.

I hear rumors they are still naked under their clothes. Let's arrest everyone under 18 for possesion and all parents for manufacture.
2013-10-18 05:50:07 AM  
4 votes:

Another Government Employee: Herne2009: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"

More like; "Oh, shiat! Teacher's coming!"


Jesus, the teacher's getting BJ's too?!
2013-10-18 01:21:59 AM  
4 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.


It Georgia, so very likely they are eighteen year old freshmen.
2013-10-18 08:52:14 AM  
3 votes:

Herne2009: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"


s2.dmcdn.net

Here's something you never hear a guy say: "Stop sucking my dick, or I'll call the police!"
2013-10-18 01:04:31 AM  
3 votes:
well that sucks
2013-10-18 01:04:24 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"
2013-10-18 12:56:07 AM  
3 votes:
Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of teens?
The Lunch Lady knows.
2013-10-17 08:36:26 PM  
3 votes:
The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.
2013-10-18 08:41:46 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

Well?
2013-10-18 01:08:46 AM  
2 votes:
Could someone post a link to the video so I can put it in my internet filter? I don't want to see that kind of garbage and I don't want my kid stumbling on it either.

So please share the link so I can take the proper precautions.

Thank you.
2013-10-18 01:04:51 AM  
2 votes:
I used to be a choir kid in my high school. Not exactly glamorous, I got picked on by the marching band because even they were seen as more macho, etc. Except my friends from choir had a tendency to be extremely cute girls, who also did activities like drill team (you know, dancers as opposed to pep squad), cheerleading and drama. One day a bunch of us were shooting the breeze during lunch, and someone made a crack about girls on the drill team being required to give bj's to the starters on the varsity football squad as an initiation ritual. The one drill team choir chick we were hanging out with suddenly couldn't make eye contact with anyone, started blushing, and then finally explained that it wasn't just a rumor.

Just made me hate our football team even more. The bastards never even had a winning record.
2013-10-18 01:01:45 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: All children are born naked.

I hear rumors they are still naked under their clothes. Let's arrest everyone under 18 for possesion and all parents for manufacture.


Ban bathroom mirrors in houses where minors live. They could be exposed to child porn at any time.
2013-10-18 01:00:23 AM  
2 votes:
FTA Asked where the adult were at the time, Jacoby told 11Alive that only six to eight employees staff the cafeteria during lunch, and they are mostly there to ensure students don't leave.

So, you can come but not leave.
2013-10-18 11:22:05 AM  
1 vote:
Really? That's exactly how truth or dare was. That was the whole point of truth or dare. To get bjs.
2013-10-18 06:45:16 AM  
1 vote:
Makh:
Still a better love story that Twilight.  (Probably also better food than the cafeteria.)

Too salty.
2013-10-18 04:24:51 AM  
1 vote:

E5bie: foo monkey: This is a repeat, right? I know teenagers aren't so stupid and to make this same mistake over and over.

Mistake? You don't read stories about the ones who got away with it.


No, but you certainly do hear them.
2013-10-18 03:17:49 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "I don't think it's a responsible thing to do," said another student, "but you know, we don't really think before we act and we just send it off."

www.reactiongifs.com
2013-10-18 02:27:23 AM  
1 vote:
Oh puh-leeze, this shiat has been going on for a very long time. I mean, who doesn't remember this famous protest chant from the 60s: "Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you watch blow today?"
2013-10-18 01:47:54 AM  
1 vote:

Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.


2/10 I'll give you two bathroom foot taps for effort
2013-10-18 01:40:49 AM  
1 vote:
If I were the girl, I would also dare to boy to lick my coont.
2013-10-18 01:37:01 AM  
1 vote:
face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.
2013-10-18 01:25:34 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingAgenda: I used to be a choir kid in my high school. Not exactly glamorous, I got picked on by the marching band because even they were seen as more macho, etc. Except my friends from choir had a tendency to be extremely cute girls, who also did activities like drill team (you know, dancers as opposed to pep squad), cheerleading and drama. One day a bunch of us were shooting the breeze during lunch, and someone made a crack about girls on the drill team being required to give bj's to the starters on the varsity football squad as an initiation ritual. The one drill team choir chick we were hanging out with suddenly couldn't make eye contact with anyone, started blushing, and then finally explained that it wasn't just a rumor.

Just made me hate our football team even more. The bastards never even had a winning record.


Seems to me, by your story, there were other reasons you hated the football team, besides a losing record.
2013-10-18 01:24:53 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Ironic that every other high school calls themselves the Spartans.


It was that or the Paramecia.
2013-10-18 01:17:10 AM  
1 vote:

HotWingAgenda: I used to be a choir kid in my high school. Not exactly glamorous, I got picked on by the marching band because even they were seen as more macho, etc. Except my friends from choir had a tendency to be extremely cute girls, who also did activities like drill team (you know, dancers as opposed to pep squad), cheerleading and drama. One day a bunch of us were shooting the breeze during lunch, and someone made a crack about girls on the drill team being required to give bj's to the starters on the varsity football squad as an initiation ritual. The one drill team choir chick we were hanging out with suddenly couldn't make eye contact with anyone, started blushing, and then finally explained that it wasn't just a rumor.

Just made me hate our football team even more. The bastards never even had a winning record.


Was your high school in Maryville, Missouri, where...

...etc., etc....
2013-10-18 01:11:36 AM  
1 vote:

Krieghund: Mugato: Or at the very least have the shiat beaten out of him for recording it in the first place,

If you don't want to be recorded, don't do it in public.


I tell this to women who breast feed in public. I'm not against it, but don't get mad because I'm taking pictures in a public area.
2013-10-18 01:05:55 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe the cafeteria food didn't have enough protein.
2013-10-18 01:01:42 AM  
1 vote:
img.gawkerassets.com
She sure sounds like a champ to me!
2013-10-18 01:00:12 AM  
1 vote:

worlddan: antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.

This. Not because it is the right thing to do but because it is the fair thing to do.


Eye for an eye. Forward a video of him sucking some kid's dick during lunch to the whole school. That'll learn em.
 
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