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2013-10-18 02:11:43 AM  
middle school kids are having buttseksh because they know they can't get preggers that way.

how effed up is that?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-18 02:27:23 AM  
Oh puh-leeze, this shiat has been going on for a very long time. I mean, who doesn't remember this famous protest chant from the 60s: "Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you watch blow today?"
 
2013-10-18 02:36:11 AM  
Nothing new; carry on.
 
2013-10-18 02:39:25 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: drjekel_mrhyde: One of my friend's son sent me a video of some little girl knocking him back(bj)  at his school near a entrance , by mistake. I didn't know if I should tell his father(he would've thought it was funny) , or delete it and keep it a secret.
/ I just fowarded it to his mother and let her deal with it.

You did the right thing. Kids that age are in a vulnerable stage and really need to be aware of the risks of pre-marital sex. The boy will thank you when he grows a little and figures out what a favor you did him.


Laughed way too hard at this. Brilliant.
 
2013-10-18 02:54:13 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I used to be a choir kid in my high school. Not exactly glamorous, I got picked on by the marching band because even they were seen as more macho, etc. Except my friends from choir had a tendency to be extremely cute girls, who also did activities like drill team (you know, dancers as opposed to pep squad), cheerleading and drama. One day a bunch of us were shooting the breeze during lunch, and someone made a crack about girls on the drill team being required to give bj's to the starters on the varsity football squad as an initiation ritual. The one drill team choir chick we were hanging out with suddenly couldn't make eye contact with anyone, started blushing, and then finally explained that it wasn't just a rumor.

Just made me hate our football team even more. The bastards never even had a winning record.


Must have been tough on them. Getting hate from the choir kids like they did. Probably regretted every BJ they ever got. The nerve on them to start for the football team...

Elegy: Herne2009: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"

You should make that "oh no, willing girl don't suck me off... in front of an entire cafeteria full of our fellow students."

Don't get me wrong, I was all about getting head in high school, but I wouldn't have accepted the offer. Who the fark wants that kind of notoriety - in high school, no less, where backstabbing and shiat talking are competitive sports?


Yeah the notoriety to get a public BJ in HS. Who would want *that* kind of reputation?
 
2013-10-18 03:15:23 AM  
You can't spell camera without came. So?
 
2013-10-18 03:17:49 AM  
FTFA: "I don't think it's a responsible thing to do," said another student, "but you know, we don't really think before we act and we just send it off."

www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-10-18 03:33:08 AM  
Inappropriate, sure, but why the heck were the cops called?
 
2013-10-18 03:42:50 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: FTFA: "I don't think it's a responsible thing to do," said another student, "but you know, we don't really think before we act and we just send it off."

[www.reactiongifs.com image 300x308]


Exactly!

I think it's time we start beating our kids again.
 
2013-10-18 03:51:20 AM  

Popular Opinion: Can anyone point me to the Politics tab?

 
2013-10-18 03:51:37 AM  
Why, I attended that high school many years ago, and ALSO got blown at lunch!

No dare involved, though, and not in the middle of the cafeteria.
 
2013-10-18 03:54:05 AM  

Elegy: Herne2009: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"

You should make that "oh no, willing girl don't suck me off... in front of an entire cafeteria full of our fellow students."

Don't get me wrong, I was all about getting head in high school, but I wouldn't have accepted the offer. Who the fark wants that kind of notoriety - in high school, no less, where backstabbing and shiat talking are competitive sports?


I was pretty much a social butterfly in highschool despite being a nerd, the volunteer student network administrator, a GT program enrollee, and a base of friends in all of the "loser" cliques.

I was also bullied pretty much every day from grade 3 to grade 6. Eventually I learned that you fought dirty on the ground when you could and made the consequences severe and maiming when you couldn't.

I probably would have taken the offer, and the only people willing to rat me out would have been promptly warned by the ones who heard of my "reputation."

"Don't do that, he'll put a bomb in your locker."

I never would have put a bomb in anyone's locker. A black widow maybe, but kids get to running their mouths. But that's part and parcel of how this "dare" probably originated in the first place. Kid had a reputation.
 
2013-10-18 03:58:46 AM  
I thought about the reaction of the parents of the girl that would give a lunch-time BJ on a dare.

Then I realized they were most likely trash.

And then I felt sad for everyone involved.

And in the South, for that matter.
 
2013-10-18 04:03:29 AM  

worlddan: AverageAmericanGuy: Could someone post a link to the video so I can put it in my internet filter?

http://www.fbi.gov/


OK, that's six kinds of quick-witted awesome right there.
 
2013-10-18 04:08:25 AM  

foo monkey: This is a repeat, right? I know teenagers aren't so stupid and to make this same mistake over and over.


Mistake? You don't read stories about the ones who got away with it.
 
2013-10-18 04:24:51 AM  

E5bie: foo monkey: This is a repeat, right? I know teenagers aren't so stupid and to make this same mistake over and over.

Mistake? You don't read stories about the ones who got away with it.


No, but you certainly do hear them.
 
2013-10-18 04:49:43 AM  

WillofJ2: http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/18564373/cherokee-high-school-stude n ts-run-the-burrito-mile

Apparently it is a common activity for students there to stuff their mouths and record it


I thought that story was gonna be wayyy dirtier...
 
2013-10-18 05:09:19 AM  

Herne2009: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"


More like; "Oh, shiat! Teacher's coming!"
 
2013-10-18 05:50:07 AM  

Another Government Employee: Herne2009: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"

More like; "Oh, shiat! Teacher's coming!"


Jesus, the teacher's getting BJ's too?!
 
2013-10-18 06:04:56 AM  

Popular Opinion: drjekel_mrhyde: Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.

2/10 I'll give you two bathroom foot taps for effort

c'mon mang.
how can anyone deny that this episode told america...it's not what you do, it's what you get away with.?


Because he had every right to not share his dick's activities with the world? Grow up.Your molehill will never be the mountain you want it to be.
 
2013-10-18 06:21:08 AM  
No one else seemed to noticed, but I recall something like this seemed to happen on the middle school yard during lunch.  A group of kids were tightly huddled for a long period of time which is what caught my attention.  Then I happened to see the group suddenly disbanded with a girl on the ground with her pants undone and a boy appearing to have just gotten off of her and zipping up his pants.  Then later, I recall one girl telling us about a girl sitting on a boy's lap on the bus and how he had his hands under her skirt the whole ride.  The girl's account included the lap rider telling the boy to take his thumb out of her butt and his reply, "That isn't my thumb."

/The stories only continued through hs.
//The article doesn't surprise me, the kids didn't plan ahead.
 
2013-10-18 06:45:16 AM  
Makh:
Still a better love story that Twilight.  (Probably also better food than the cafeteria.)

Too salty.
 
2013-10-18 07:27:56 AM  

Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.


how old are you?

/'Watergate' mean anything to you? How 'bout 'WMD'?
//Clinton got a BJ
///we all got screwed by Republicans
 
2013-10-18 07:28:17 AM  
Truth or dare was like that when I was in HS. But it was only among us football players.


/at least, that's what the other guys told me.
 
2013-10-18 07:38:05 AM  

Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.


Slow down pal. This was happening in my high school back in the seventies. While I never got cafeteria head I did manage to get lots of school parking lot head and several behind the tennis courts head.

I had a very fun girlfriend me junior and senior years. Went on to marry her.
 
2013-10-18 07:52:26 AM  
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Subby, while not the story I was looking to read, it has it's humor
 
2013-10-18 08:41:46 AM  
i.imgur.com

Well?
 
2013-10-18 08:45:17 AM  

psychopathic tendencies: antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.

You, sir, are a retard.



You don't know the law very well, do you?
 
2013-10-18 08:49:25 AM  

psychopathic tendencies: antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.

You, sir, are a retard.


The laws must be different in Georgia.
 
2013-10-18 08:52:14 AM  

Herne2009: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"


s2.dmcdn.net

Here's something you never hear a guy say: "Stop sucking my dick, or I'll call the police!"
 
2013-10-18 09:25:25 AM  

you_idiot: I tell this to women who breast feed in public. I'm not against it, but don't get mad because I'm taking pictures in a public area.


I actually find this interesting.  Has there ever been a court case around a situation like this?

I would  bet just about anything that the majority of women who fight for their right to breastfeed in public would flip their shiat if someone photographed them doing it.
 
2013-10-18 09:28:48 AM  

Elegy: Don't get me wrong, I was

am all about getting head in high schoolnow, but ...
 
2013-10-18 09:34:44 AM  

Coconice: I would bet just about anything that the majority of women who fight for their right to breastfeed in public would flip their shiat if someone photographed them doing it.


They shouldn't be in public if they don't want to be photographed.

However, since it IS illegal to take a photo up a girls skirt,  you could argue along those grounds and get somewhere in a court.
 
2013-10-18 09:38:46 AM  

lack of warmth: No one else seemed to noticed, but I recall something like this seemed to happen on the middle school yard during lunch.  A group of kids were tightly huddled for a long period of time which is what caught my attention.  Then I happened to see the group suddenly disbanded with a girl on the ground with her pants undone and a boy appearing to have just gotten off of her and zipping up his pants.  Then later, I recall one girl telling us about a girl sitting on a boy's lap on the bus and how he had his hands under her skirt the whole ride.  The girl's account included the lap rider telling the boy to take his thumb out of her butt and his reply, "That isn't my thumb."

/The stories only continued through hs.
//The article doesn't surprise me, the kids didn't plan ahead.


A girl on my bus would jerk her boyfriend off under his jacket, put lotion over the gym, and trying to have girls smell her new lotion. Yes, this is the south. Yes, she is single with two kids from two dads, and he washed out of the marines.

Class of '08, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2013-10-18 09:41:22 AM  

Coolfusis: lack of warmth: No one else seemed to noticed, but I recall something like this seemed to happen on the middle school yard during lunch.  A group of kids were tightly huddled for a long period of time which is what caught my attention.  Then I happened to see the group suddenly disbanded with a girl on the ground with her pants undone and a boy appearing to have just gotten off of her and zipping up his pants.  Then later, I recall one girl telling us about a girl sitting on a boy's lap on the bus and how he had his hands under her skirt the whole ride.  The girl's account included the lap rider telling the boy to take his thumb out of her butt and his reply, "That isn't my thumb."

/The stories only continued through hs.
//The article doesn't surprise me, the kids didn't plan ahead.

A girl on my bus would jerk her boyfriend off under his jacket, put lotion over the gym, and trying to have girls smell her new lotion. Yes, this is the south. Yes, she is single with two kids from two dads, and he washed out of the marines.

Class of '08, ladies and gentlemen.


Wow. Posting from a phone leads to less than stellar results.
 
2013-10-18 09:47:07 AM  
FTA:

Per Jacoby's statement, the male student later claimed that "when the female student began to act upon it...he stopped her."

She must of used her teeth.......
 
2013-10-18 09:47:45 AM  

Coolfusis: A girl on my bus would jerk her boyfriend off under his jacket, put lotion over the gym, and trying to have girls smell her new lotion. Yes, this is the south. Yes, she is single with two kids from two dads, and he washed out of the marines.

Class of '08, ladies and gentlemen.


I remember the "popular" kids in middle school talking about their blowjob parties on the bus.


/The parties were not on the bus :( I only heard them there.
//Never got invited, never found out if it was true.
 
2013-10-18 09:50:11 AM  

Coconice: you_idiot: I tell this to women who breast feed in public. I'm not against it, but don't get mad because I'm taking pictures in a public area.

I actually find this interesting.  Has there ever been a court case around a situation like this?

I would  bet just about anything that the majority of women who fight for their right to breastfeed in public would flip their shiat if someone photographed them doing it.


There was a case linked on fark maybe a week ago.

The guy planted a pen camera, i assume in the breast feeder's office. He was a coworker of hers.

He was convicted, fired. Believe there was a sex offender evaluation. He already had a new enployer, who came to court to back him up, so maybe he was in sales?

Clearly he was worth money to someone, or they wouldn't have snatched him up so quick.

I expect the case to be on svu any day now.
 
2013-10-18 09:50:47 AM  
Chill on the sanctimony, haven't we all done somehting incredibly stupid when we were 15?  Insure the videos are deleted, give them all detention and have the courts put them on probabtion without having to register as sex offenders.

If you convict these children their lives will be ruined for one stupid moment of "clown think."

This has gone in high school for years.
 
2013-10-18 09:53:21 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: One of my friend's son sent me a video of some little girl knocking him back(bj)  at his school near a entrance , by mistake. I didn't know if I should tell his father(he would've thought it was funny) , or delete it and keep it a secret.
/ I just fowarded it to his mother and let her deal with it.


So....you just admitted to viewing CP (which could of been accidental) but then forwarding it on to someone else?
 
2013-10-18 09:58:52 AM  

Bandito King: Popular Opinion: drjekel_mrhyde: Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.

2/10 I'll give you two bathroom foot taps for effort

c'mon mang.
how can anyone deny that this episode told america...it's not what you do, it's what you get away with.?

Because he had every right to not share his dick's activities with the world? Grow up.Your molehill will never be the mountain you want it to be.


So it's okay to be President of the United States of America (where you are supposed to uphold the ideals) and lie under Oath?
 
2013-10-18 10:10:51 AM  
o'really:I would  bet just about anything that the majority of women who fight for their right to breastfeed in public would flip their shiat if someone photographed them doing it.

The guy planted a pen camera, i assume in the breast feeder's office. He was a coworker of hers.

He was convicted, fired. Believe there was a sex offender evaluation.


This is related, but not really what I'm asking about.  I can see why is offense is criminal.  I'm talking about women that would breast feed like in the food court of the mall.  I don't have a problem with women doing that.

I consider my office fairly private space.  If someone walked into my building and took a picture of me in my office, I would have a problem with that.

I'm also confused about the sex offender portion of the above.  Isn't the entire argument for doing this in public that it is an eating thing, not a sexual thing?  I would think any Women's Rights groups would lose their minds if this were considered a sexual offense.
 
2013-10-18 10:23:42 AM  
The quote from a student in the local news (linked from Gawker) makes me fear for the future:

"I don't think it's a responsible thing to do, but knowing our generation, you know, we don't really think before we act and we just send it off," student Callie Goldman said.
 
2013-10-18 10:45:11 AM  
1990. Backseat of the bus on the way to Kennywood for the annual school trip for reward for good attendance.  Laura B. and Jeremy S.

This is nothing new.  Only difference is that kids today have camera's in their phones and the teachers wouldn't be joking about it the next week like they did back then.
 
2013-10-18 11:22:05 AM  
Really? That's exactly how truth or dare was. That was the whole point of truth or dare. To get bjs.
 
2013-10-18 11:23:43 AM  

abmoraz: 1990. Backseat of the bus on the way to Kennywood for the annual school trip for reward for good attendance.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/three-fingered-on-class-trip-to-was hi ngton-dc,2710/
 
2013-10-18 11:48:40 AM  
"...appropriate school disciplinary action..."  - at Castle Anthrax the oral sex is AFTER the spankings....
 
2013-10-18 12:44:00 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.


But what would I show at the 10th class reunion?
 
2013-10-19 04:32:00 AM  

ferretman: Bandito King: Popular Opinion: drjekel_mrhyde: Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.

2/10 I'll give you two bathroom foot taps for effort

c'mon mang.
how can anyone deny that this episode told america...it's not what you do, it's what you get away with.?

Because he had every right to not share his dick's activities with the world? Grow up.Your molehill will never be the mountain you want it to be.

So it's okay to be President of the United States of America (where you are supposed to uphold the ideals) and lie under Oath?


Just because you're under oath doesn't mean people can ask you about anything they want. "What's your ssn, let me remind you that you're under oath." "What's the security code for your house alarm?" "On what days do your children walk to school alone?"

I just wish he'd eliminated the controversy entirely by refusing to take part in that childish game and not answering at all. Or better, just insisting that he had no time for bjs because he was always balls deep in Ken Starr's mom.

Or he could just pull a Reagan and lie in an unprovable way. "Oh... I can't recall. I'm so old and harmless, shucks."
 
2013-10-19 12:21:28 PM  

petec: Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.

how old are you?

/'Watergate' mean anything to you? How 'bout 'WMD'?
//Clinton got a BJ
///we all got screwed by Republicans


i am not defending conservatives for any of their farkups, clinton was not one of theirs.

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.

Slow down pal. This was happening in my high school back in the seventies. While I never got cafeteria head I did manage to get lots of school parking lot head and several behind the tennis courts head.

I had a very fun girlfriend me junior and senior years. Went on to marry her.



relax sparky. i'm not blaming wild bill for sex in high school.
i'm blaming him for what has led to raping drunks girls and laughing about on facebook and sharing videos of it.
when i was in high school, we would beat the shiat out of anyone that tried to screw a girl who was passed out or too drunk. we had safe places for them to go at parties.
 
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