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2013-10-17 08:29:52 PM  
Brave new world.
 
2013-10-17 08:36:26 PM  
The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.
 
2013-10-17 08:42:32 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.


Works for me.  Anyone who didn't delete it should be charged with possession.
 
2013-10-17 09:12:02 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.


Or at the very least have the shiat beaten out of him for recording it in the first place,
 
2013-10-17 10:14:11 PM  

Mugato: Or at the very least have the shiat beaten out of him for recording it in the first place,


If you don't want to be recorded, don't do it in public.
 
2013-10-17 10:38:47 PM  

Krieghund: Mugato: Or at the very least have the shiat beaten out of him for recording it in the first place,

If you don't want to be recorded, don't do it in public.


Point taken. But don't be a dick and record things that shouldn't be recorded and post them on the internet.
 
2013-10-17 11:52:24 PM  
Still a better love story that Twilight.  (Probably also better food than the cafeteria.)
 
2013-10-18 12:51:08 AM  
Dick move, video-kid.
 
2013-10-18 12:52:30 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.


You, sir, are a retard.

RedPhoenix122: antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.

Works for me.  Anyone who didn't delete it should be charged with possession.


You, sir, if by 'anyone' you mean 'adults,' are right on the money.
 
2013-10-18 12:53:21 AM  

RedPhoenix122: antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.

Works for me.  Anyone who didn't delete it should be charged with possession.


All children are born naked.

I hear rumors they are still naked under their clothes. Let's arrest everyone under 18 for possesion and all parents for manufacture.
 
2013-10-18 12:55:52 AM  
And then we'll arrest the arresting officers for thinking about it!
 
2013-10-18 12:56:07 AM  
Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of teens?
The Lunch Lady knows.
 
2013-10-18 12:57:06 AM  
Fearless fellatio flabbergasts finicky food furnishers.
 
2013-10-18 12:58:22 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.


This. Not because it is the right thing to do but because it is the fair thing to do.
 
2013-10-18 12:58:25 AM  
What the fark is wrong with kids today? Can't even wait until recess to go under the bleachers.
 
2013-10-18 01:00:12 AM  

worlddan: antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.

This. Not because it is the right thing to do but because it is the fair thing to do.


Eye for an eye. Forward a video of him sucking some kid's dick during lunch to the whole school. That'll learn em.
 
2013-10-18 01:00:23 AM  
FTA Asked where the adult were at the time, Jacoby told 11Alive that only six to eight employees staff the cafeteria during lunch, and they are mostly there to ensure students don't leave.

So, you can come but not leave.
 
2013-10-18 01:01:42 AM  
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She sure sounds like a champ to me!
 
2013-10-18 01:01:45 AM  

doglover: All children are born naked.

I hear rumors they are still naked under their clothes. Let's arrest everyone under 18 for possesion and all parents for manufacture.


Ban bathroom mirrors in houses where minors live. They could be exposed to child porn at any time.
 
2013-10-18 01:03:21 AM  
Dear god, everything about that story sounds exactly like kids today.
 
2013-10-18 01:03:49 AM  
So - high school kids making oversexed, harmone-charged bad decisions?

Color me shocked.
 
2013-10-18 01:04:06 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: doglover: All children are born naked.

I hear rumors they are still naked under their clothes. Let's arrest everyone under 18 for possesion and all parents for manufacture.

Ban bathroom mirrors in houses where minors live. They could be exposed to child porn at any time.


Mirror manufacturers are enablers! Arrest them all!
 
2013-10-18 01:04:24 AM  
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"
 
2013-10-18 01:04:31 AM  
well that sucks
 
2013-10-18 01:04:51 AM  
I used to be a choir kid in my high school. Not exactly glamorous, I got picked on by the marching band because even they were seen as more macho, etc. Except my friends from choir had a tendency to be extremely cute girls, who also did activities like drill team (you know, dancers as opposed to pep squad), cheerleading and drama. One day a bunch of us were shooting the breeze during lunch, and someone made a crack about girls on the drill team being required to give bj's to the starters on the varsity football squad as an initiation ritual. The one drill team choir chick we were hanging out with suddenly couldn't make eye contact with anyone, started blushing, and then finally explained that it wasn't just a rumor.

Just made me hate our football team even more. The bastards never even had a winning record.
 
2013-10-18 01:05:55 AM  
Maybe the cafeteria food didn't have enough protein.
 
2013-10-18 01:08:15 AM  
This is a repeat, right? I know teenagers aren't so stupid and to make this same mistake over and over.
 
2013-10-18 01:08:41 AM  
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/18564373/cherokee-high-school-stude n ts-run-the-burrito-mile

Apparently it is a common activity for students there to stuff their mouths and record it
 
2013-10-18 01:08:46 AM  
Could someone post a link to the video so I can put it in my internet filter? I don't want to see that kind of garbage and I don't want my kid stumbling on it either.

So please share the link so I can take the proper precautions.

Thank you.
 
2013-10-18 01:10:14 AM  
Teenage girls have been giving teenage boys BJ's since the beginning of time. The only difference between this and in my day is we didn't have camera phones to record every stupid thing we did.
 
2013-10-18 01:10:54 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Could someone post a link to the video so I can put it in my internet filter?


http://www.fbi.gov/
 
2013-10-18 01:11:36 AM  

Krieghund: Mugato: Or at the very least have the shiat beaten out of him for recording it in the first place,

If you don't want to be recorded, don't do it in public.


I tell this to women who breast feed in public. I'm not against it, but don't get mad because I'm taking pictures in a public area.
 
2013-10-18 01:17:10 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I used to be a choir kid in my high school. Not exactly glamorous, I got picked on by the marching band because even they were seen as more macho, etc. Except my friends from choir had a tendency to be extremely cute girls, who also did activities like drill team (you know, dancers as opposed to pep squad), cheerleading and drama. One day a bunch of us were shooting the breeze during lunch, and someone made a crack about girls on the drill team being required to give bj's to the starters on the varsity football squad as an initiation ritual. The one drill team choir chick we were hanging out with suddenly couldn't make eye contact with anyone, started blushing, and then finally explained that it wasn't just a rumor.

Just made me hate our football team even more. The bastards never even had a winning record.


Was your high school in Maryville, Missouri, where...

...etc., etc....
 
2013-10-18 01:21:27 AM  
Sounds about right.  I can think of about a dozen or so stories like this from my time in junior/high school.  It's farked up yeah, but doesn't seem that out of the ordinary for a group of kids all going through puberty at the same time (ish).
 
2013-10-18 01:21:59 AM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: The kid who emailed the video should be facing charges of distributing child pornography.


It Georgia, so very likely they are eighteen year old freshmen.
 
2013-10-18 01:22:03 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Teenage girls have been giving teenage boys BJ's since the beginning of time. The only difference between this and in my day is we didn't have camera phones to record every stupid thing we did.


That and happening IN the cafeteria. Why else would the ACA even require handicaped toilets be installed in the art wing where no one ever goes if you're not gonna use 'em?

Also, the Spartans were pretty anti-kids. Their entire society was designed to crush childhood and promote goals directly counter to America's ideals. Ironic that every other high school calls themselves the Spartans.
 
2013-10-18 01:24:53 AM  

doglover: Ironic that every other high school calls themselves the Spartans.


It was that or the Paramecia.
 
2013-10-18 01:25:34 AM  

HotWingAgenda: I used to be a choir kid in my high school. Not exactly glamorous, I got picked on by the marching band because even they were seen as more macho, etc. Except my friends from choir had a tendency to be extremely cute girls, who also did activities like drill team (you know, dancers as opposed to pep squad), cheerleading and drama. One day a bunch of us were shooting the breeze during lunch, and someone made a crack about girls on the drill team being required to give bj's to the starters on the varsity football squad as an initiation ritual. The one drill team choir chick we were hanging out with suddenly couldn't make eye contact with anyone, started blushing, and then finally explained that it wasn't just a rumor.

Just made me hate our football team even more. The bastards never even had a winning record.


Seems to me, by your story, there were other reasons you hated the football team, besides a losing record.
 
2013-10-18 01:34:40 AM  

Herne2009: Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and dispute the boy's version too.
"Oh no, willing girl, don't suck me off"


You should make that "oh no, willing girl don't suck me off... in front of an entire cafeteria full of our fellow students."

Don't get me wrong, I was all about getting head in high school, but I wouldn't have accepted the offer. Who the fark wants that kind of notoriety - in high school, no less, where backstabbing and shiat talking are competitive sports?
 
2013-10-18 01:37:01 AM  
face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.
 
2013-10-18 01:40:02 AM  
One of my friend's son sent me a video of some little girl knocking him back(bj)  at his school near a entrance , by mistake. I didn't know if I should tell his father(he would've thought it was funny) , or delete it and keep it a secret.
/ I just fowarded it to his mother and let her deal with it.
 
2013-10-18 01:40:49 AM  
If I were the girl, I would also dare to boy to lick my coont.
 
2013-10-18 01:41:48 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: One of my friend's son sent me a video of some little girl knocking him back(bj)  at his school near a entrance , by mistake. I didn't know if I should tell his father(he would've thought it was funny) , or delete it and keep it a secret.
/ I just fowarded it to his mother and let her deal with it.


You did the right thing. Kids that age are in a vulnerable stage and really need to be aware of the risks of pre-marital sex. The boy will thank you when he grows a little and figures out what a favor you did him.
 
2013-10-18 01:41:54 AM  

Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.


But oddly enough they are the ones that drive political correctness, so you didnt get blown by some strange and BS your way out of it

You were fellated by a young lady of questionable morality, probably lacking a father figure most likely, and speaking in inconsistencies
 
2013-10-18 01:42:07 AM  

Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.


Did you just wake up from a 14 year coma?
 
2013-10-18 01:44:04 AM  
lol
 
2013-10-18 01:46:49 AM  

a particular individual: doglover: Ironic that every other high school calls themselves the Spartans.

It was that or the Paramecia.


The Fighting Ameobas and the lovely Psuedopod Dancers featuring Ellie Smythe as Miss Midochondria.
 
2013-10-18 01:47:54 AM  

Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.


2/10 I'll give you two bathroom foot taps for effort
 
2013-10-18 01:53:02 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: drjekel_mrhyde: One of my friend's son sent me a video of some little girl knocking him back(bj)  at his school near a entrance , by mistake. I didn't know if I should tell his father(he would've thought it was funny) , or delete it and keep it a secret.
/ I just fowarded it to his mother and let her deal with it.

You did the right thing. Kids that age are in a vulnerable stage and really need to be aware of the risks of pre-marital sex. The boy will thank you when he grows a little and figures out what a favor you did him.


Holy fu*k, is that sarcasm?
 
2013-10-18 01:59:15 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Popular Opinion: face it.
bill clinton and the liberals have killed morality in america.
things like honesty, devotion and faithfulness used to mean something.
now, you can be a cheater and a liar, and you can even go on national TV and give a line of crap to the entire country (and world), and still be president of the US.

2/10 I'll give you two bathroom foot taps for effort


c'mon mang.
how can anyone deny that this episode told america...it's not what you do, it's what you get away with.?
 
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