SurfaceTension: http://www.mikecornelison.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/smokey-bandi t -giving-the-finger.jpg (slightly NSFW)
BraveNewCheneyWorld: When Officer Gary Kichar raised his hand to shield himself, the bird chomped down on his finger, police said. Kichar was treated at the scene.I think I speak for every Connecticut resident who's ever been to Waterbury when I say..[funnycatwallpapers.com image 400x400]The police in that town are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. It's also the same town that gave us this wonderful human being..http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano . Seriously, fark Waterbury and everybody in it.
mod3072: Also, I was guessing it was going to be more like this.
baka-san: Hmm, technically, didn't the parrot assault the cop, not the guy?
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