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(NBC News)   Obama slowly tranforming into the dick boss from Glengarry Glen Ross:{To Republicans today} "You don't like a particular policy or a particular president? ... Go out there and win an election." Coffee is for legislators   (firstread.nbcnews.com) divider line 309
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2013-10-17 08:08:34 PM  
"I'm President of the United States! What are you? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a sh*t. Good Tea Party Member? F*ck you! Go home and play with your Hoverround. You wanna work here? Legislate! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you c*cksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get in a committee meeting? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make an amendment expanding SNAP funding to fetuses. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise."
 
2013-10-17 08:11:16 PM  
Well, he's not wrong.

When the Republicans win, it's a mandate by the people to follow through on their policies.
When the Republicans lose, it's only because the will of the people was ignored and it's up to them to push through their policies.

Once the GOP embraces reality, maybe they'll have more success.
 
2013-10-17 08:13:05 PM  
Good for him... especially for acknowledging that most of this bullshiat was about not liking him, personally.
 
2013-10-17 08:17:06 PM  
Well that clinches it, I'M certainly not voting for him again.
 
2013-10-17 08:19:07 PM  

fusillade762: Well that clinches it, I'M certainly not voting for him again.


Would he be allowed to run for Senate and become Majority Leader?  Because the reactions that would be hilarious.
 
2013-10-17 08:24:41 PM  

serpent_sky: Good for him... especially for acknowledging that most of this bullshiat was about not liking him, personally.


I've done some of my best work with people I just could not stand ...but you know what, business is business, I've got enough friends
 
2013-10-17 08:27:18 PM  
p>Obama urged Congress to "stop focusing on the lobbyists and the bloggers, the talking heads on radio and the professional activists who profit from conflict" --

Damn.
 
2013-10-17 08:32:37 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-17 08:32:50 PM  
fark you, that's my name.  Wanna know why?  'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I rode here in a Presidential motorcade.  *That's* my name.
 
2013-10-17 08:35:04 PM  
At some point he's gonna write one hell of a post-Presidency memoir describing these nutjobs.
 
2013-10-17 08:38:27 PM  

DamnYankees: At some point he's gonna write one hell of a post-Presidency memoir describing these nutjobs.


That and the inevitable tell-all about the Romney campaign should be real interesting reads.
 
2013-10-17 08:39:18 PM  

DamnYankees: At some point he's gonna write one hell of a post-Presidency memoir describing these nutjobs.


What the hell can he say that isn't already blatantly obvious?

And it'll only get worse.  From Carter hate, to the Clinton impeachment, to seekrit muslin, this is the new normal.  EVERY Democrat president will go through this for the foreseeable future.
 
2013-10-17 08:39:54 PM  

doyner: What the hell can he say that isn't already blatantly obvious?


What John Boehner was saying behind the scenes.
 
2013-10-17 08:41:45 PM  

DamnYankees: doyner: What the hell can he say that isn't already blatantly obvious?

What John Boehner was saying behind the scenes.


"Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down TEA?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo "
 
2013-10-17 08:42:39 PM  
He's gonna buy them a pack of gum and teach them how to chew it.
 
2013-10-17 08:43:49 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: serpent_sky: Good for him... especially for acknowledging that most of this bullshiat was about not liking him, personally.

I've done some of my best work with people I just could not stand ...but you know what, business is business, I've got enough friends


I say that all the time at work. I'm not there to make friends, I'm there to do my job the best way possible.  I have friends and a life that said job funds, so I do it, regardless of whether or not I like the people I have to work with. And that even includes their ideas that get implemented. I learn to deal with them if I can't change them.

Amazing, people do this EVERY SINGLE DAY.
 
2013-10-17 08:44:31 PM  

doyner: seekrit muslin


Didn't Hillary start that in the primaries with the birth certificate thing? I don't really remember.
 
2013-10-17 08:46:05 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: doyner: seekrit muslin

Didn't Hillary start that in the primaries with the birth certificate thing? I don't really remember.


I don't remember, but it hardly makes a difference.  She may have laid the egg, but once it hatched the GOP made that poor chicken their sex slave.
 
2013-10-17 08:47:04 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: doyner: seekrit muslin

Didn't Hillary start that in the primaries with the birth certificate thing? I don't really remember.


I think so.  I wonder if she regrets opening that can of worms.
 
2013-10-17 08:51:48 PM  

NeoCortex42: antidisestablishmentarianism: doyner: seekrit muslin

Didn't Hillary start that in the primaries with the birth certificate thing? I don't really remember.

I think so.  I wonder if she regrets opening that can of worms.


Hillary Clinton's 2008 campaign was so slimy and nasty that it drained any bit of enthusiasm I might have had about her and made me support Obama that much more.  I still would have voted for her over McCain and Palin, but I would not have felt good about it at all.

I hope she doesn't pul the same shiat in 2016, but I am not holding my breath.
 
2013-10-17 08:54:07 PM  

jake_lex: NeoCortex42: antidisestablishmentarianism: doyner: seekrit muslin

Didn't Hillary start that in the primaries with the birth certificate thing? I don't really remember.

I think so.  I wonder if she regrets opening that can of worms.

Hillary Clinton's 2008 campaign was so slimy and nasty that it drained any bit of enthusiasm I might have had about her and made me support Obama that much more.  I still would have voted for her over McCain and Palin, but I would not have felt good about it at all.

I hope she doesn't pul the same shiat in 2016, but I am not holding my breath.


I hope she doesn't run, to be honest.  What I'd like is for her to hint at it up until the race starts in earnest.  Let the GOP put all their focus on her in the meantime.  I don't know he the leading candidate would be right now.  I'm not sure if there's any obvious front-runners for it, other than maybe Biden?
 
2013-10-17 08:55:22 PM  
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2013-10-17 08:57:33 PM  

 I don't know he the leading candidate would be right now.  I'm not sure if there's any obvious front-runners for it, other than maybe Biden?




Elizabeth Warren
 
2013-10-17 09:14:02 PM  

doyner: She may have laid the egg, but once it hatched the GOP made that poor chicken their sex slave.


You better get some funny votes for that comment. Well played.
 
2013-10-17 09:19:23 PM  

what_now: I don't know he the leading candidate would be right now.  I'm not sure if there's any obvious front-runners for it, other than maybe Biden?


Elizabeth Warren


If the first female president follows the first black president, the exploding heads will be oh so delicious
 
2013-10-17 09:20:48 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: what_now: I don't know he the leading candidate would be right now.  I'm not sure if there's any obvious front-runners for it, other than maybe Biden?


Elizabeth Warren

If the first female president follows the first black president, the exploding heads will be oh so delicious


Don't forget, first Native American president, too.
 
2013-10-17 09:32:46 PM  

BKITU: "I'm President of the United States! What are you? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a sh*t. Good Tea Party Member? F*ck you! Go home and play with your Hoverround. You wanna work here? Legislate! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you c*cksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get in a committee meeting? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make an amendment expanding SNAP funding to fetuses. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise."


Holy shiat, I've never used the phrase done in one before, but if I were going to now would be the time.
 
2013-10-17 09:32:53 PM  

NeoCortex42: Don't forget, first Native American president, too.


Oh god, the racist jokes they will attempt to make at her expense that will backfire because it'll make them look (understandably) racist. I can just see them now.
 
2013-10-17 09:33:43 PM  

nmrsnr: NeoCortex42: Don't forget, first Native American president, too.

Oh god, the racist jokes they will attempt to make at her expense that will backfire because it'll make them look (understandably) racist. I can just see them now.


"Can we trust her not to gamble away our future?"
 
2013-10-17 09:37:09 PM  

nmrsnr: NeoCortex42: Don't forget, first Native American president, too.

Oh god, the racist jokes they will attempt to make at her expense that will backfire because it'll make them look (understandably) racist. I can just see them now.


I don't know, that guy who called Obama uppity twice and thought nothing of it was priceless.
 
2013-10-17 09:37:17 PM  

RedPhoenix122: "Can we trust her not to gamble away our future?"


That's tame. I'm thinking photoshop and feathered headdresses, and for the more esoteric, photoshop and Custer's Revenge references. But maybe I'm just a terrible person.
 
2013-10-17 09:39:26 PM  

nmrsnr: RedPhoenix122: "Can we trust her not to gamble away our future?"

That's tame. I'm thinking photoshop and feathered headdresses, and for the more esoteric, photoshop and Custer's Revenge references. But maybe I'm just a terrible person.


"We have reservations"
 
2013-10-17 09:41:21 PM  

NeoCortex42: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: what_now: I don't know he the leading candidate would be right now.  I'm not sure if there's any obvious front-runners for it, other than maybe Biden?


Elizabeth Warren

If the first female president follows the first black president, the exploding heads will be oh so delicious

Don't forget, first Native American president, too.




And an actual liberal.
 
2013-10-17 09:41:24 PM  

doyner: nmrsnr: RedPhoenix122: "Can we trust her not to gamble away our future?"

That's tame. I'm thinking photoshop and feathered headdresses, and for the more esoteric, photoshop and Custer's Revenge references. But maybe I'm just a terrible person.

"We have reservations"


"Why does she insist on destroying the TP?"
"She says she's going to ______.  I have one question: How?"
 
2013-10-17 09:42:31 PM  

what_now: NeoCortex42: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: what_now: I don't know he the leading candidate would be right now.  I'm not sure if there's any obvious front-runners for it, other than maybe Biden?


Elizabeth Warren

If the first female president follows the first black president, the exploding heads will be oh so delicious

Don't forget, first Native American president, too.

And an actual liberal.


Oh, God.  The rhetoric of Obama being super-libby communist would look tame by comparison.  Can the derp go to 12?
 
2013-10-17 09:58:00 PM  

NeoCortex42: Can the derp go to 12?


It can go all the way to potato!
 
2013-10-17 10:19:49 PM  
I wish he had dropped the mic on the floor after his press conference.
 
2013-10-17 10:20:46 PM  
I hope this is a good sign that Obama has realized what the rest of us in the world already knew years ago; that the gop is totally batsh*t insane and you cannot ever, EVER, reason with them, about anything. You either steamroller them or they will steamroller you.
 
2013-10-17 10:21:14 PM  
Elizabeth Warren / Susan Rice 2016

The tears will be delicious.
 
2013-10-17 10:23:06 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: I wish he had dropped the mic on the floor after his press conference.


By the time he actually does the mic drop it will be passe.
 
2013-10-17 10:23:12 PM  
If it's Hillary or Elizabeth Warren, expect to see the misogyny turned up to 11.  I doubt they'd be able to help themselves, much like they have been unable to contain their party's racism with the current president.
 
2013-10-17 10:28:48 PM  
"What's your name?"

i.imgur.com

"President fark You, that's my name."
 
2013-10-17 10:29:08 PM  
Obama's so good when he's in "Alpha male" mode.  He can smack down anyone and never seems to cross the line into petty dickishness.

I'm not sure if it's the "uppity negro" thing or something else that keeps him from just staying in that mode all the time, but when he's Wussbama(tm), we wind up with crap like the first debate from last year.
 
2013-10-17 10:31:17 PM  
Dick boss? Not really so much of dick move.

i293.photobucket.com

Like a boss? Oh, yeah.
 
2013-10-17 10:31:21 PM  

NeoCortex42: jake_lex: NeoCortex42: antidisestablishmentarianism: doyner: seekrit muslin

Didn't Hillary start that in the primaries with the birth certificate thing? I don't really remember.

I think so.  I wonder if she regrets opening that can of worms.

Hillary Clinton's 2008 campaign was so slimy and nasty that it drained any bit of enthusiasm I might have had about her and made me support Obama that much more.  I still would have voted for her over McCain and Palin, but I would not have felt good about it at all.

I hope she doesn't pul the same shiat in 2016, but I am not holding my breath.

I hope she doesn't run, to be honest.  What I'd like is for her to hint at it up until the race starts in earnest.  Let the GOP put all their focus on her in the meantime.  I don't know he the leading candidate would be right now.  I'm not sure if there's any obvious front-runners for it, other than maybe Biden?


Cory Booker.  Two black guys in a row?  The derp will be MAGICAL.
 
2013-10-17 10:31:49 PM  

what_now: p>Obama urged Congress to "stop focusing on the lobbyists and the bloggers, the talking heads on radio and the professional activists who profit from conflict" --

Damn.


www.geeklegacy.com
 
2013-10-17 10:32:04 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: The Dog Ate My Homework: I wish he had dropped the mic on the floor after his press conference.

By the time he actually does the mic drop it will be passe.


I still want him to do what's in the popular GIF... walk up to the podium, drop one line, walk away from the podium, kick down the door, and walk through it.
 
2013-10-17 10:32:53 PM  

shanrick: He's gonna buy them a pack of gum and teach them how to chew it.



But for now, he's out of gum.
 
2013-10-17 10:34:40 PM  

DamnYankees: At some point he's gonna write one hell of a post-Presidency memoir describing these nutjobs.


And I can't WAIT. I also hope he grows a goatee.
 
2013-10-17 10:35:00 PM  

DamnYankees: doyner: What the hell can he say that isn't already blatantly obvious?

What John Boehner was saying behind the scenes.



"Pass this legislation, man..  Man I got these cheeseburgers, man...  Please man...  I'll suck yo dick!"
 
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