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(Fox News)   Man's partially eaten body found in a Detroit home ...... to the bunkers, everyone   (foxnews.com) divider line 52
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2013-10-17 10:34:02 PM  
Reavers?
 
2013-10-17 10:58:03 PM  
Just in time for Caturday
 
2013-10-17 11:16:30 PM  
Why is this news? It's Detroit.
 
2013-10-17 11:19:05 PM  
By the way, I promise to spend 100% of donations to my Whiskey Fund on whiskey. Mostly bourbon and rye, being a patriotic American. You'll find an email address in my Profile; the Paypal account is linked to that.

After my liver explodes the ice weasels will feast.
 
2013-10-17 11:26:28 PM  
Rats.
 
2013-10-17 11:29:32 PM  
 
2013-10-17 11:29:42 PM  
There was some dipshiat who posted a Tumblr to fight back against the portrayal and perception of Detroit as a post-apocalyptic house of horrors.

There's a reason, moron.
 
2013-10-17 11:30:19 PM  
I remember seeing this shirt that said "Detroit--Where the weak are killed and eaten."

Back in the early 90s.
 
2013-10-17 11:34:49 PM  
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2013-10-17 11:36:37 PM  

sgnilward: Just in time for Caturday


A dog will stay by you after you die to guard your body, a cat will eat you to stay alive.
 
2013-10-17 11:38:11 PM  
Thanks, Kwame.
 
2013-10-17 11:38:49 PM  
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2013-10-17 11:40:23 PM  
We need to discuss the universally accepted post apocalyptic currency before the internets shut off.

I propose peanut butter.
 
2013-10-17 11:40:34 PM  
Partially eaten?

Well that's just wasteful.
 
2013-10-17 11:40:38 PM  
I don't think he cared. Just as long as he had a drink first.
 
2013-10-17 11:43:21 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 781x459]


You are my hero.

/Dad would have bought us Uzis.
 
2013-10-17 11:45:01 PM  

MaliFinn: sgnilward: Just in time for Caturday

A dog will stay by you after you die to guard your body, a cat will eat you to stay alive.


The dog will eat you and blame the cat.
 
2013-10-17 11:46:03 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 781x459]


Holy crap--I haven't thought of that movie in years. Maybe I'll add it to my list of Halloween movies.
 
2013-10-17 11:47:59 PM  
WTF?
 
2013-10-17 11:49:35 PM  

Fox10456: We need to discuss the universally accepted post apocalyptic currency before the internets shut off.

I propose peanut butter.


Sorry, it has already been decided to be bottle caps.
 
2013-10-17 11:50:01 PM  
He should have dialed 911 on his Obamaphone.
 
2013-10-17 11:51:54 PM  
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2013-10-17 11:54:13 PM  

Kittypie070: WTF?


redeker plan
 
2013-10-18 12:04:32 AM  

Zombie DJ: The Pope of Manwich Village: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 781x459]

You are my hero.

/Dad would have bought us Uzis.


Regina Belmont: [Sitting on police car] "What are you gonna do when your complexion freaks out. Your dermatologist is dead, y'know?"

Samantha: "I know, and I'm getting a rash or something too."

Regina Belmont: "Oh, God - you and your rashes."

Samantha: "Hey. I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous."
 
2013-10-18 12:17:51 AM  

SpdrJay: Partially eaten?

Well that's just wasteful.


Beaten to it!!

Culprit was probably one of my kids.
 
2013-10-18 12:26:56 AM  
An autopsy is expected on the remains of a Detroit man who police say was partly devoured by an animal in his home.

Animals eat animals?  WTF?  Quick subby, send out a press release to National Geographic before you retreat to that bunker.  Your flesh cries out for retribution.
 
2013-10-18 01:11:14 AM  

Gyrfalcon: MaliFinn: sgnilward: Just in time for Caturday

A dog will stay by you after you die to guard your body, a cat will eat you to stay alive.

The dog will eat you and blame the cat.


More like they'll both eat you and then probably the dog will eat the cat, unless it's a chihuahua vs. a Maine coon or something.

/leave a window open
 
2013-10-18 01:25:22 AM  
Yup.  Sounds about right.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-18 01:54:26 AM  

Fox10456: We need to discuss the universally accepted post apocalyptic currency before the internets shut off.

I propose peanut butter.


Smart money is on either TP or Q-Tips
 
2013-10-18 03:56:10 AM  
That's right, blame the cat! Blame the cat for everything! Blame the cat for the price of gas going up to four bucks a gallon! Blame the cat for the moral breakdown of society! Blame the cat for the Russian meteorite! Blame the cat for the USS Stark!! Blame the cat for activist judges and poor people voting and a blah dude in the White House! Yeah, that's the thing!! Blame the cat for the toasters mercy nuking our asses!! Blame the cat for jenkem and Pat Robertson and brown acid and Satanists and meth and rainbows in the sprinkler water and face eating monkeys and hippies p00ping on cop cars and the morel soup being improperly salted because dammit that was not Himalayan pink salt, by Mammon!! Blame the cat for Buzz Aldrin losing on Dancing With the Stars!!

/huff
 
2013-10-18 04:08:31 AM  
What you do with that partially eaten body in your bunker is no business of mine subby.

/nope
//nope nope nope
 
2013-10-18 05:41:30 AM  

Kittypie070: That's right, blame the cat! Blame the cat for everything! Blame the cat for the price of gas going up to four bucks a gallon! Blame the cat for the moral breakdown of society! Blame the cat for the Russian meteorite! Blame the cat for the USS Stark!! Blame the cat for activist judges and poor people voting and a blah dude in the White House! Yeah, that's the thing!! Blame the cat for the toasters mercy nuking our asses!! Blame the cat for jenkem and Pat Robertson and brown acid and Satanists and meth and rainbows in the sprinkler water and face eating monkeys and hippies p00ping on cop cars and the morel soup being improperly salted because dammit that was not Himalayan pink salt, by Mammon!! Blame the cat for Buzz Aldrin losing on Dancing With the Stars!!

/huff


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2013-10-18 06:15:35 AM  
That woman in Kentucky that got eaten by her dogs was my sister's neighbor. Is this gonna be a new trend?
 
2013-10-18 06:56:02 AM  

Fox10456: We need to discuss the universally accepted post apocalyptic currency before the internets shut off.

I propose peanut butter.


Duct tape. It would be very valuable post-apocalypse. You can make quick and easy repairs with it, so you can fix that hole in your clothes if you can't find a needle or if your hands are too shaky because of kuru.
Or, we could just use regular cash. It would be limited as no one would be printing more, and it's either that or use it as toilet paper.
 
2013-10-18 07:02:23 AM  
Most importantly, was Carl in the house?
 
2013-10-18 07:04:10 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: There was some dipshiat who posted a Tumblr to fight back against the portrayal and perception of Detroit as a post-apocalyptic house of horrors.

There's a reason, moron.


Although I give those people a lot of credit for their optimism, it's really just denial.  Detroit is the future dystopia in action.  I grew up in the city and now live on its outskirts.  I assure you that outside of the downtown "green zone",  everything you read is not only true but probably commonplace.  I'm really surprised the whole place hasn't collapsed into a singularity of suck.
 
2013-10-18 07:35:13 AM  

MaliFinn: sgnilward: Just in time for Caturday

A dog will stay by you after you die to guard your body, a cat will eat you to stay alive.


I have a dog, which I love more than any other thing I own.  Best thing I ever got myself in my whole life.  However, the dog will most likey consume you when it's starving.   Who cares?  You're dead.  Too late to even harvest your organs, so what?
 
2013-10-18 07:52:09 AM  
Yep, that's why I keep coming back here.
 
2013-10-18 08:16:28 AM  

MaliFinn: sgnilward: Just in time for Caturday

A dog will stay by you after you die to guard your body, a cat will eat you to stay alive.


Love this myth, it isn't accurate at all but it sure helps dog-lovin-cat-haters get through the day
 
2013-10-18 08:20:50 AM  
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/I miss Futurama
 
2013-10-18 08:43:34 AM  

Richard C Stanford: Fox10456: We need to discuss the universally accepted post apocalyptic currency before the internets shut off.

I propose peanut butter.

Duct tape. It would be very valuable post-apocalypse. You can make quick and easy repairs with it, so you can fix that hole in your clothes if you can't find a needle or if your hands are too shaky because of kuru.
Or, we could just use regular cash. It would be limited as no one would be printing more, and it's either that or use it as toilet paper.


Liquor, gold, and ammunition.  Those will be the currency in a post-apocalyptic world.

Liquor (ie., distilled alcohol) because of at least 3 reasons:  Gettin' drunk, disinfection, and fuel.

Gold is *ALWAYS* a valid currency, because, well, it's gold.

Ammunition will also be at a premium, because manufacturing will be more difficult.  It's possible to make black powder and to cast lead bullets using low tech means, but primers are a problem.  Once the supply of things like strike-anywhere matches and caps from muzzleloader supplies or cap guns dries up, that will be a problem, so ammunition will be a limited, dwindling resource.

Which points up something I've said before:  If you really, really, *REALLY* think that the world is going to go all Mad-Max-y on a permanent basis, you should get a flintlock and all the supplies you need to shoot it.  Even if the lock itself eventually breaks, or you can't get flints for it anymore, because it has an exposed pan you can use it like a matchlock or hand gonne.
 
2013-10-18 08:45:38 AM  

Cold_Sassy: MaliFinn: sgnilward: Just in time for Caturday

A dog will stay by you after you die to guard your body, a cat will eat you to stay alive.

I have a dog, which I love more than any other thing I own.  Best thing I ever got myself in my whole life.  However, the dog will most likey consume you when it's starving.   Who cares?  You're dead.  Too late to even harvest your organs, so what?


And consider this:  If you truly love your pet, you wouldn't want them to die just because you died, right?  So them eating you *AFTER* you've died of other causes is a good thing.
 
2013-10-18 09:58:43 AM  

dittybopper: Cold_Sassy: MaliFinn: sgnilward: Just in time for Caturday

A dog will stay by you after you die to guard your body, a cat will eat you to stay alive.

I have a dog, which I love more than any other thing I own.  Best thing I ever got myself in my whole life.  However, the dog will most likey consume you when it's starving.   Who cares?  You're dead.  Too late to even harvest your organs, so what?

And consider this:  If you truly love your pet, you wouldn't want them to die just because you died, right?  So them eating you *AFTER* you've died of other causes is a good thing.


Exactly.  You won't feel a thing.  Promise.
 
2013-10-18 10:27:33 AM  

doglover: Why is this news? It's Detroit.


Happens more than people want to know.
Ayway it's news because Eeeewwwwwwww, gross.
 
2013-10-18 10:27:49 AM  
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
 
2013-10-18 10:35:48 AM  

Medic Zero: Fox10456: We need to discuss the universally accepted post apocalyptic currency before the internets shut off.

I propose peanut butter.

Smart money is on either TP or Q-Tips


By TP do you mean pieces of paper that state you own X amount of gold?
 
2013-10-18 11:11:37 AM  

dittybopper: Richard C Stanford: Fox10456: We need to discuss the universally accepted post apocalyptic currency before the internets shut off.

I propose peanut butter.

Duct tape. It would be very valuable post-apocalypse. You can make quick and easy repairs with it, so you can fix that hole in your clothes if you can't find a needle or if your hands are too shaky because of kuru.
Or, we could just use regular cash. It would be limited as no one would be printing more, and it's either that or use it as toilet paper.

Liquor, gold, and ammunition.  Those will be the currency in a post-apocalyptic world.

Liquor (ie., distilled alcohol) because of at least 3 reasons:  Gettin' drunk, disinfection, and fuel.

Gold is *ALWAYS* a valid currency, because, well, it's gold.

Ammunition will also be at a premium, because manufacturing will be more difficult.  It's possible to make black powder and to cast lead bullets using low tech means, but primers are a problem.  Once the supply of things like strike-anywhere matches and caps from muzzleloader supplies or cap guns dries up, that will be a problem, so ammunition will be a limited, dwindling resource.

Which points up something I've said before:  If you really, really, *REALLY* think that the world is going to go all Mad-Max-y on a permanent basis, you should get a flintlock and all the supplies you need to shoot it.  Even if the lock itself eventually breaks, or you can't get flints for it anymore, because it has an exposed pan you can use it like a matchlock or hand gonne.


Booze would defiantly be valuable.
So would tobacco, and similarly, nicotine patches and gum.
Gold might be valuable after post-apocalyptic civilizations arise, but would be useless for a while. (I'll trade you a bunch of food and shotgun shells for a heavy bar of soft metal that you can't eat).

The ammo problem is why chemists would rule. Chemists have the know how to make crude primers or percussion caps, along with black or smokeless powder, meth, chemical toilets, explosives, and countless other fun things. If a post-apocalyptic nation got a chemist making new material for ammo, they would dominate everyone else.
 
2013-10-18 12:11:16 PM  
We see this sort of thing all the time. Pet cats, dogs, and racoons will start gnawing on people right away. I even had a guy show dog ate his owner even though there were two bags of dog food right on the floor and one was opened.
 
2013-10-18 03:37:47 PM  

Richard C Stanford: The ammo problem is why chemists would rule. Chemists have the know how to make crude primers or percussion caps, along with black or smokeless powder, meth, chemical toilets, explosives, and countless other fun things. If a post-apocalyptic nation got a chemist making new material for ammo, they would dominate everyone else.


Black powder has been around for roughly a thousand years now.  It can be made easily with low-tech, and the raw materials are mostly available just about anywhere.

Priming compound is harder.  It's not just the knowledge, it's the raw materials.
 
2013-10-18 04:11:57 PM  

dittybopper: Richard C Stanford: The ammo problem is why chemists would rule. Chemists have the know how to make crude primers or percussion caps, along with black or smokeless powder, meth, chemical toilets, explosives, and countless other fun things. If a post-apocalyptic nation got a chemist making new material for ammo, they would dominate everyone else.

Black powder has been around for roughly a thousand years now.  It can be made easily with low-tech, and the raw materials are mostly available just about anywhere.

Priming compound is harder.  It's not just the knowledge, it's the raw materials.


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