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2013-10-17 04:50:43 PM
Sounds fishy.
 
2013-10-17 05:37:38 PM
Can someone who read all that give me a tl;dr summary?
 
2013-10-17 05:44:52 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Can someone who read all that give me a tl;dr summary?


It basically means pro-establishment (in historical context, the Anglican Church). Although you'd think you'd have the patience to read your own damn Fark handle.
 
2013-10-17 06:04:32 PM
Devil bunnies, devil bunnies, go go devil buuunieees!


San Francisco's Regency Center

I have a picture of myself and a date there at a charity event. I'd post it but I'm afraid of what you Farkers would do with it.
 
2013-10-17 06:14:45 PM
i759.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-17 06:14:50 PM

fusillade762: Devil bunnies, devil bunnies, go go devil buuunieees!


San Francisco's Regency Center

I have a picture of myself and a date there at a charity event. I'd post it but I'm afraid of what you Farkers would do with it.


Horrible things.  Wretched, horrible, dirty things.  Wretched, horrible, dirty, kinky things.  With leather.  And fishnets.  And whipped cream.  And midgets.
 
2013-10-17 06:16:39 PM
Sweet ba-babbling Buddha. Women have to be  coached?

Wow. (head explodes)
 
2013-10-17 06:17:08 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Can someone who read all that give me a tl;dr summary?


Rich hippies go to a seminar for tantric female masturbation
 
2013-10-17 06:18:27 PM
7.3% unemployment rate in this country, and someone gets paid to masturbate women on stage.  Here's to you P.T. Barnum.
 
2013-10-17 06:19:59 PM
Yep - got really tired of reading it about 1/3 of the way.

Needed editing.
 
2013-10-17 06:20:07 PM
They're sophisticates with refined taste.
 
2013-10-17 06:24:08 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Can someone who read all that give me a tl;dr summary?


It's basically repackaged tantric sex with a focus on women. Here's how Wikipedia describes the actual practice of Orgasmic Meditation:

The practice of orgasmic meditation is done with a partner. One person lies down, unclothed from the waist down, while her partner sits alongside. The one sitting uses his or her index finger to slowly, deliberately stroke the clitoris and genitals of the other. Typically this safe sex practice involves the wearing of gloves. The session lasts for 15 minutes and is timed precisely. Both partners focus their attention on the point of contact or stroke, simply feeling the sensation that is present.

I'd like to add that keeping a steady rhythm helps too.

For something more esoteric, however, you could always graduate to eroto-comatose lucidity...
 
2013-10-17 06:24:21 PM

Banned on the Run: antidisestablishmentarianism: Can someone who read all that give me a tl;dr summary?

Rich hippies go to a seminar for tantric female masturbation


Although the biggest WTF was when a woman said when she had a conflict at work with someone, they would just rub one out together to help resolve it.
 
2013-10-17 06:25:43 PM

Banned on the Run: Banned on the Run: antidisestablishmentarianism: Can someone who read all that give me a tl;dr summary?

Rich hippies go to a seminar for tantric female masturbation

Although the biggest WTF was when a woman said when she had a conflict at work with someone, they would just rub one out together to help resolve it.


... how did they interview a Rhesus monkey?
 
2013-10-17 06:26:36 PM
Mentat:
7.3% unemployment rate in this country, and someone gets paid to masturbate women on stage.

To say nothing of caged animals.  It's important to have a job that makes a difference.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-17 06:27:07 PM

sgleason818: [i759.photobucket.com image 361x255]


www.petiquettedog.com
 
2013-10-17 06:27:20 PM
Do you fear for your choad?

/got nuthin'
 
2013-10-17 06:28:02 PM

Banned on the Run: Banned on the Run: antidisestablishmentarianism: Can someone who read all that give me a tl;dr summary?

Rich hippies go to a seminar for tantric female masturbation

Although the biggest WTF was when a woman said when she had a conflict at work with someone, they would just rub one out together to help resolve it.


I got fired from Bonobo's.
 
2013-10-17 06:29:09 PM
6000 years of human culture and we have arrived at this.

Thanks - thanks a lot.
 
2013-10-17 06:30:51 PM

highendmighty: Do you fear for your choad?

/got nuthin'


TED talks! Highway wars! Boned forevah!  Forevah bonin'!

/got nuthin' either
 
2013-10-17 06:31:34 PM
My wife is really orgasmic. Here's a graphic representation of her reaction the first time she used the Hitatchi vibe...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-17 06:32:13 PM
Wars?  Whores i mean.
 
2013-10-17 06:35:42 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-17 06:36:39 PM
Does this story concern the Ti-D-Bowl Man?
 
2013-10-17 06:37:55 PM
Well to do attractive hipsters giving fingerjobs to women.  Then he goes home alone and beats his meat like it owes him money while sobbing about his loneliness.

Sign me up!

/jk I'm not nearly well to do or attractive enough, nor am I hipster.  Or single.
 
2013-10-17 06:37:59 PM
Also...

FTA "He wore a navy-blue t-shirt that read 'Powered by Orgasm'."


I have shirt kinda like that


www.greenturtle.com
 
2013-10-17 06:38:47 PM
TFA: "Daedone lamented what she calls the Western woman's mantra: "I work too hard, I eat too much, I diet too much, I drink too much, I shop too much, I give too much. And still there's this sense of hunger I can't touch.""

Let me get this right: these western women seemingly don't feel in control of their lives, nor do they feel rewarded or satisfied in what they do... and you're teaching them that they need a partner to masturbate in a satisfying way?

the fark?

Regardless of whether (or not) there's any physiological study behind the technique, the partner/teacher approach here is roughly 462% cult mind-control bullshiat.
And the rest of the 'package' of this nonsense (programs, classes, merch?) only underlines and reinforces that, making the whole thing read like a splinter-faction of scientologists focused on the sexually-frustrated.
 
2013-10-17 06:42:40 PM
Bunch of jerk-offs ...
 
2013-10-17 06:43:06 PM
I'm sure it's empowering for womynkind everywhere, but I'm not reading all that shiat.
I'm just going to assume it's something extremely simplistic and unnecessary that they're charging money for because hipsters/yuppies can't enjoy something without knowing someone else doesn't have it.
 
2013-10-17 06:44:20 PM
just when i thought life was getting too serious, she hikes up her skirt and farce in my face
 
2013-10-17 06:45:33 PM
Fforget it, ill do it myself.
 
2013-10-17 06:48:34 PM
Um.

So....

Okay, I need a diagram or something.
 
2013-10-17 06:48:56 PM

earthworm2.0: Fforget it, ill do it myself.



From the sounds of that stutter, you've already started ...
 
2013-10-17 06:49:41 PM
Hysterical
 
2013-10-17 06:53:47 PM
Ok. Changing my Fark handle to OMGod.
 
2013-10-17 06:56:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 06:59:40 PM
respect the cockclitoris
 
2013-10-17 07:00:42 PM

illannoyin: My wife is really orgasmic. Here's a graphic representation of her reaction the first time she used the Hitatchi vibe...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]


www.geek.com

Help me, Magic Wand, you're my only hope.
 
2013-10-17 07:01:38 PM

God-is-a-Taco: I'm sure it's empowering for womynkind everywhere, but I'm not reading all that shiat.
I'm just going to assume it's something extremely simplistic and unnecessary that they're charging money for because hipsters/yuppies can't enjoy something without knowing someone else doesn't have it.


"womynkind?" WTF? Is there a reason you stupidly substituted a "y" instead of the correct "e?" Is that supposed to be some kind of code?
 
2013-10-17 07:02:39 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: antidisestablishmentarianism: Can someone who read all that give me a tl;dr summary?

It basically means pro-establishment (in historical context, the Anglican Church). Although you'd think you'd have the patience to read your own damn Fark handle.


welcome to my favorites
 
2013-10-17 07:04:16 PM

megarian: Um.

So....

Okay, I need a diagram or something.


Here, just replace the guy on the right with a woman.

boingboing.net
 
2013-10-17 07:07:51 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Sweet ba-babbling Buddha. Women have to be  coached?

Wow. (head explodes)


Yup, they need a man to show them how to have an orgasm.  Or not.  Who cares?
 
2013-10-17 07:08:30 PM

unfarkingbelievable: God-is-a-Taco: I'm sure it's empowering for womynkind everywhere, but I'm not reading all that shiat.
I'm just going to assume it's something extremely simplistic and unnecessary that they're charging money for because hipsters/yuppies can't enjoy something without knowing someone else doesn't have it.

"womynkind?" WTF? Is there a reason you stupidly substituted a "y" instead of the correct "e?" Is that supposed to be some kind of code?


Yes. The word, "womyn", is meant to break the patriarchal stranglehold on matriarchal identity. If you see this, you're seeing code for "I may have read some feminist material."

All I see here is a sales pitch that says, "it's like 'The Secret' and tantric masturbation got together and invited a marketing guru over for a threesome."
 
2013-10-17 07:08:38 PM

robbiex0r:


Totally THIS.
 
2013-10-17 07:10:24 PM

pute kisses like a man: Hysterical


Yep, in the true, original, Hippocratic sense of the word.
 
2013-10-17 07:11:42 PM

FormlessOne: unfarkingbelievable: God-is-a-Taco: I'm sure it's empowering for womynkind everywhere, but I'm not reading all that shiat.
I'm just going to assume it's something extremely simplistic and unnecessary that they're charging money for because hipsters/yuppies can't enjoy something without knowing someone else doesn't have it.

"womynkind?" WTF? Is there a reason you stupidly substituted a "y" instead of the correct "e?" Is that supposed to be some kind of code?

Yes. The word, "womyn", is meant to break the patriarchal stranglehold on matriarchal identity. If you see this, you're seeing code for "I may have read some feminist material."

All I see here is a sales pitch that says, "it's like 'The Secret' and tantric masturbation got together and invited a marketing guru over for a threesome."


Really!  Preach! Listen, trying so hard to be different so you can be perceived as different is like a conformist anti-conformist.
 
2013-10-17 07:16:58 PM
It's the TED talk version of Idiocracy.

"Wait, you like money and sex! No way!! I Iike money and sex, too! We should hang out!"
 
2013-10-17 07:17:24 PM
True story:

An ex-boyfriend decided to dabble in polyamory and met a woman who teaches/coaches couples on how to do this "OneTouch." He asked me to try it with him and i told him it seemed very disingenuous and one-sided to me, and that i wasn't really interested in such a sterile approach to an orgasm. i can rub one out on my own very well, thank you, and would rather spend my time with a man fully naked, sweating, touching and mutually satisfying each other in all the usual and fun ways.

Oh, and glad to see that they use gloves for this "safe sex" practice, as the "teacher/coach" he met has genital herpes (i found out later). I think he was interested in it because he's had ED for the past 10 years and has to take a pill to elicit/maintain an erection with his partners. Even with the pill, he couldn't keep it hard in positions in which he could not "see" a close-up of the action. He later told me during his 20 year marriage he had a fairly sizeable pRon habit that would keep him occupied for 4-6 hours a day.

/not-so-CSB
 
2013-10-17 07:18:03 PM

PainSorrowLoss: fusillade762: Devil bunnies, devil bunnies, go go devil buuunieees!


San Francisco's Regency Center

I have a picture of myself and a date there at a charity event. I'd post it but I'm afraid of what you Farkers would do with it.

Horrible things.  Wretched, horrible, dirty things.  Wretched, horrible, dirty, kinky things.  With leather.  And fishnets.  And whipped cream.  And midgets.



But no clowns. Somethings are just wrong
 
2013-10-17 07:19:21 PM

megarian: Um.

So....

Okay, I need a diagram or something.


thefilmstage.com
 
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