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(ABC)   If preparing for that substitute teacher gig you landed requires you to shoot up heroin before class and then nod off at your desk, you may want to rethink your employment choices   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 35
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2013-10-17 04:15:50 PM
Um, will this be on the test?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 04:23:20 PM
Hopefully there will me no meth.

/I was told there would be no meth. So, I didn't study that.
 
2013-10-17 06:00:40 PM
he confessed to using heroin around 6 a.m. Wednesday

I usually go for speed at that hour. Save the heroin for unwinding after work.
 
2013-10-17 06:11:02 PM
Here in Arlen, Texas we use pro-pane; not co-caine.  And that's why my wife Peggy has been named "Substitute Teacher of  the Year."

/Got-dang-git!
 
2013-10-17 06:11:53 PM
Subby has obviously never known that pain that is substitute teaching in modern public schools.  If the job itself doesn't make you consider narchotics, watching how the children behave and how little they know for their grade level is certainly enough to make you suicidal.
 
2013-10-17 06:15:02 PM
Yeah, nothing is more enjoyable than a drug that puts you to sleep so you cant enjoy it.
 
2013-10-17 06:16:21 PM
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2013-10-17 06:20:31 PM
I'd have to be on drugs to be a teacher. And not that pussy-assed weed, either. I'd need crack, or PCP or something...
 
2013-10-17 06:20:35 PM
Choose life. Choose getting up at 5am for a job teaching children who'd rather use Instagram during class.
 
2013-10-17 06:40:01 PM

Ambitwistor: [weknowmemes.com image 426x310]


lolz
 
2013-10-17 06:43:25 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: I'd have to be on drugs to be a teacher. And not that pussy-assed weed, either. I'd need crack, or PCP or something...


This ↑↑↑↑.

Deal with those little farking monsters? Bring on the opiates!
 
2013-10-17 06:56:33 PM

Teresaol31: Subby has obviously never known that pain that is substitute teaching in modern public schools.  If the job itself doesn't make you consider narchotics, watching how the children behave and how little they know for their grade level is certainly enough to make you suicidal.


This.
 
2013-10-17 07:10:45 PM

fusillade762: he confessed to using heroin around 6 a.m. Wednesday

I usually go for speed at that hour. Save the heroin for unwinding after work.


Ever seen a teacher's lounge? They are addicted to the most popular stimulant in the world.
 
2013-10-17 07:18:05 PM
Clearly, Subby has never subbed.
 
2013-10-17 07:25:53 PM
As a current substitute teacher let me just say that while I don't condone this dude's actions, I understand them.

/AP & IB kids are great
//Also high school fine arts
///Everything else is a crapshoot
 
2013-10-17 07:29:41 PM
Today, class, we're going to introduce you to the wonderful world of Krokodil!
 
2013-10-17 07:33:52 PM
I'm not saying I approve, but I totally understand.
 
2013-10-17 07:35:34 PM
How do I know, subby?  I have never used heroin. Perhaps -for me,- heroin might be just what I need to make it through the day.
The "anti heroin" propaganda is put out by the government, yes, the same bunch of bozo's toying with the economy, so should I believe it? Probably the same as the "killer weed" ploy.
Just say no?
Just say maybe.
 
2013-10-17 07:53:16 PM
I totally get it. Subbing sucks. Whatever gets you through the day.
 
2013-10-17 07:55:00 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Ever seen a teacher's lounge? They are addicted to the most popular stimulant in the world.


The thrill of watching young minds blossom?
 
2013-10-17 08:05:33 PM
Have you ever been a sub, Subby?

/not going to judge
 
2013-10-17 08:22:28 PM
On the bright side, one less teacher having sex with a student.
 
2013-10-17 08:37:22 PM

Launch Code: On the bright side, one less teacher having sex with a student.


He was just a substitute teacher though.  I don't think the subs get laid.
 
2013-10-17 08:55:29 PM
it was this guy, wasn't it?
 
2013-10-17 09:14:26 PM
It is true. Subbing is a difficult job. So is firefighting. And laying tile.

A lot of whiners in this thread need to stfu and select a career in line with their natures and vice of choice.

/subbed
//layed tile
///extinguished a curtain fire in a group home
 
2013-10-17 09:17:15 PM

rmcooper4: As a current substitute teacher let me just say that while I don't condone this dude's actions, I understand them.

/AP & IB kids are great
//Also high school fine arts
///Everything else is a crapshoot


I was a teacher's assistant last year for HS freshmen. And not ones in Honors, AP or pre-IB classes.

By January I was aggressively sending out resumes so that I wouldn't have to go back to that school August 24th.

/Started my dream job July 22nd.
 
2013-10-17 09:55:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 10:06:32 PM
I love subbing.  On a good day, you can flex your teaching muscles and the kids can actually learn something because I don't have to teach them the way the Ministry of Education insists.  If the class is less motivated, well, it's not my responsibility if they flunk.  No parent interviews, no lesson plans, no grading, no administration ass-kissing required.
 
2013-10-17 10:53:02 PM

Neondistraction: Launch Code: On the bright side, one less teacher having sex with a student.

He was just a substitute teacher though.  I don't think the subs get laid.


How odd for the regular teacher to be the one filling in...
 
2013-10-17 11:47:23 PM
I'd love to substitute teach. All I'd need is coffee. And my lesson plans would revolve around the obvious fact that Jesus wants them to kill their parents and turn the corpses into burgoo.

Boy am I drunk.
 
2013-10-17 11:53:09 PM
FTA "Chiappetta faces drug charges as well as an endangering children count."

Can you blame the dude for shooting up....what with a name like Chiapetta?
 
2013-10-18 01:28:20 AM
i.imgur.com

/too obscure?
 
2013-10-18 02:11:07 AM
he confessed to using heroin around 6 a.m. Wednesday

Why is the time he confessed important?
 
2013-10-18 08:37:08 AM

usernameguy: he confessed to using heroin around 6 a.m. Wednesday

Why is the time he confessed important?


Because by that time he desparately needed another shot.
 
2013-10-18 02:59:03 PM
meh...

we had a history teacher who would routinely pass out mid sentence.  Just *plunk* head hits the desk and we'd all roll out.

It was particularly bad right after lunch.  You could watch her pull into the parking lot from her "lunch" (no other teacher left) and see her down a whole glass of clear liquid (vodka) before getting out of the car.

If she was particularly energetic that day and you didn't wanna work, you just had to mention JFK and she would ramble about the dude for the rest of the period.
 
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