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(NJ.com)   Even Jersey Shore residents complain about the ugliness and the smell   (nj.com) divider line 16
    More: Obvious, Jersey Shore, environmental standards, WCBS, Toms River, rotten egg, natural organic material  
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2324 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Oct 2013 at 5:19 PM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-17 03:28:05 PM
sweet
 
2013-10-17 05:25:16 PM
Snookie ?


/DRTFA
 
2013-10-17 05:25:40 PM
It's the smell of all the bennies and shoobies.
 
2013-10-17 05:26:17 PM
"The sand appears darker because it is very saturated and has some natural organic material in it from sitting at the bottom of the bay," the DEP said in a statement released to CBS Channel 2 news.

In other words, it's silt.
 
2013-10-17 05:38:20 PM
I'm sure they could cover the smell with a few thousand gallons of Axe body spray, so it can smell like it did before.
 
2013-10-17 05:41:24 PM
I thought people were joking about Jersey. Then I went to Jersey City to meet a guy about a boat.

They weren't kidding. Crossing a bridge into NJ, you can immediately smell your mama, and random industrial byproducts.
 
2013-10-17 05:52:20 PM
ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

e_e
 
2013-10-17 05:53:55 PM
DNRTA.  is this about Chris Christie's belly button?
 
2013-10-17 06:00:20 PM

RottenEggs: Snookie ?


/DRTFA


Can't speak for how she smells, but she's looking pretty good lately
 
2013-10-17 07:14:48 PM

Brick-House: RottenEggs: Snookie ?


/DRTFA

Can't speak for how she smells, but she's looking pretty good lately


How long since you had your eyes tested?
 
2013-10-17 08:50:58 PM
cdn.thegloss.com
 
2013-10-17 11:16:24 PM

Brick-House: [cdn.thegloss.com image 639x478]


That's going from "I prefer to saw my own dick off with a rusty brick" to "OK, maybe if the alternative is prison rape".
 
2013-10-17 11:53:16 PM
Hey Subby: fark you.
 
2013-10-17 11:53:53 PM

dmaestaz: I'm sure they could cover the smell with a few thousand gallons of Axe body spray, so it can smell like it did before.


Hey dmaestaz: fark you.
 
2013-10-17 11:57:44 PM

Valiente: I thought people were joking about Jersey. Then I went to Jersey City to meet a guy about a boat.

They weren't kidding. Crossing a bridge into NJ, you can immediately smell your mama, and random industrial byproducts.


Hey Valiente...

...well, ok.

Look, 10%of the state is mass transit and petrochemicals. We happened to put the two together, so now everyone from out of state thinks it's all like that.

But here's the secret: we did it on purpose.

There are too many out of staters as it is. Looking at you, NY trash. So breathe deep everyone, and keep driving/flying the hell on. Leave us to enjoy the beauty you never see.
 
2013-10-17 11:58:49 PM
Oh. And fark you.
 
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