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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Two men with the same ex-wife, extortion, blackmail, forcible sodomy, and object rape. "More unusual parts of the case" still to come   (ksl.com) divider line 88
    More: Strange, extortion, sex crimes, possession of a weapon, Human sexual activity  
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2013-10-17 12:58:22 PM
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-10-17 01:59:34 PM
eil.com

Ouch
 
2013-10-17 02:45:50 PM
Slow Tuesday morning?
 
2013-10-17 02:47:59 PM
Is there a word missing in headline?  Like a verb or something?
 
2013-10-17 02:48:31 PM
In other news,
http://www.ksl.com/?sid=27 274791&nid=148

"Cox sworn in"
 
2013-10-17 02:49:04 PM

okaykleek: Is there a word missing in headline?  Like a verb or something?


I was thinking the same thing. Headline fail, subby. Sorry.
 
2013-10-17 02:49:22 PM

okaykleek: Is there a word missing in headline?  Like a verb or something?


It's minimalists, but it works.  Basically it's an effort by Utah to get it's own tag, like Florida.
Strong effort, but there can only be one..
 
2013-10-17 02:50:23 PM
Wow.  Not only is she crazy but it rubs off on anybody that's been married to her.
 
2013-10-17 02:53:35 PM

Anderson's Pooper: Wow.  Not only is she crazy but it rubs off on anybody that's been married to her.




I don't think if she was rubbing off on them they would be in this mess
 
2013-10-17 02:54:11 PM
Ebert said the victim gave Seath money and signed over the title of his vehicle to him

Must be some secret....
/what would it take for you to turn over ownership of your vehicle?
 
2013-10-17 02:55:11 PM
Shades of brokeback mountain?

I think there may be more to the "unusual" aspects of this case.
 
2013-10-17 02:55:57 PM
Forcible? Yah right! That's what they all say if they get caught, before it's "pound me harder!"
 
2013-10-17 02:56:42 PM
Her friends call her Twix.
 
2013-10-17 02:59:00 PM
Cripes I wonder what kind of dirt the one guy had on the other.
 
2013-10-17 02:59:22 PM

BATMANATEE:


Obscure reference; point awarded.
 
2013-10-17 03:01:20 PM
Object rape?

*looks at filing cabinet*

.... hey there, sexy...
 
2013-10-17 03:01:37 PM
This is weird - I thought she was the one who coerced her current husband to do that to the ex.

/what I woulda done
//j/k, I love my ex to death
 
2013-10-17 03:01:59 PM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Shades of brokeback mountain?

I think there may be more to the "unusual" aspects of this case.


He probably yelled "giddy-up" before he yelled "rape".
 
2013-10-17 03:02:15 PM
sounds like a great movie idea.
 
2013-10-17 03:04:55 PM
Now this is the kind of extortion scheme I can get behind.
 
2013-10-17 03:04:57 PM
So which of the six easy steps to avoid becoming "That Poly Person" did they miss?
 
2013-10-17 03:08:34 PM
Why would he be blindfolded, unless this was just some slightly kinky sex and the guys are on the down-low? I mean, he knew who was blackmailing him, knew who he was in the Motel room with, etc.......I call Bullshiat.
 
2013-10-17 03:10:15 PM
That's a lot of damn effort just to score a little strange.
 
2013-10-17 03:10:38 PM

xanadian: Object rape?

*looks at filing cabinet*

.... hey there, sexy...


Drop them drawers.
 
2013-10-17 03:11:48 PM
Sexually assault your wife's ex-hub's butt? Sounds kind of gay...

/ nttawwt
 
2013-10-17 03:12:59 PM

green4mice: /what would it take for you to turn over ownership of your vehicle?


Well, according to KBB, about $21,000.
 
2013-10-17 03:15:40 PM

DMZ DEATH: BATMANATEE:

Obscure reference; point awarded.


nothing is obscure on Fark.
and definitely not a NCIS reference.
 
2013-10-17 03:16:44 PM
You only said "rape" once. You must not like rape.
 
2013-10-17 03:16:48 PM
That's when Seath threatened his life in the Willard area, Ebert said.

That's not the only area he threatened, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-10-17 03:18:29 PM
Don't stick your dick in the ex-wife of crazy.
 
2013-10-17 03:19:08 PM
How can it possibly get any weirder?
No, wait. I don't want to know.
 
2013-10-17 03:23:04 PM
The man escaped and ran to the front lobby to call police. Officers found him with a blindfold still around his neck, Ebert said.

minnesota.publicradio.org
 
2013-10-17 03:23:28 PM
Two men with the same extortion, blackmail, forcible sodomy, and object rape? What the hell does that mean?
 
2013-10-17 03:24:29 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Don't stick your dick in the ex-wife of crazy.


More like: Don't let the other ex-husband if crazy stick his dick in you.....
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 03:27:04 PM
I'm just gettin to the weird part......
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/too obscure?
 
2013-10-17 03:27:15 PM
I don't understand.
 
2013-10-17 03:28:35 PM
So ... what's the original ex hiding that was worth losing his car and his butthole?
 
2013-10-17 03:29:17 PM
At first I thought this story was about Rammstein (except the part about blackmail/extortion).

Till (front man) and Richard (lead guitar) had children with the same woman, which is why one of Richard's daughters has Till's last name, and of course the forced sodomy and object rape is part of the stage show...
 
2013-10-17 03:30:53 PM

Treygreen13: That's when Seath threatened his life in the Willard area, Ebert said.

That's not the only area he threatened, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


Aww, I was going to reference that.

/kicks dirt
 
2013-10-17 03:36:51 PM
This is a bent screw. Make up your own jokes ..

www.discovercircuits.com
 
2013-10-17 03:37:24 PM

Deedeemarz: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Don't stick your dick in the ex-wife of crazy.

More like: Don't let the other ex-husband if crazy stick his dick in you.....


Avoided entirely if you follow my rule, above.
 
2013-10-17 03:38:08 PM

Clemkadidlefark: This is a bent screw. Make up your own jokes ..

[www.discovercircuits.com image 500x401]


Three ducks walk into a bar. One duck says to the other, "I really hope they have vodka!" So they ask the bartender, "do you have any Vodka?" And the bartender says, "HOLY shiat TALKING DUCKS!"
 
2013-10-17 03:40:43 PM

Treygreen13: Three ducks walk into a bar. One duck says to the other, "I really hope they have vodka!" So they ask the bartender, "do you have any Vodka?" And the bartender says, "HOLY shiat TALKING DUCKS!"


Well, that's just silly. What kind of a bar doesn't have vodka?
 
2013-10-17 03:41:28 PM

BATMANATEE: [static.tvfanatic.com image 500x333]


You win the internets with the Diane a/k/a Satan's Spawn reference, but you owe me new keyboard!  Gibbs and Fornell FTW!
 
2013-10-17 03:41:48 PM

headstone: Treygreen13: Three ducks walk into a bar. One duck says to the other, "I really hope they have vodka!" So they ask the bartender, "do you have any Vodka?" And the bartender says, "HOLY shiat TALKING DUCKS!"

Well, that's just silly. What kind of a bar doesn't have vodka?


I know a beer place that doesn't sell any liquor at all.
 
2013-10-17 03:42:54 PM
Guess Ill throw my "original" screenplay in the garbage now:

Fifty Ways to Gay
 
2013-10-17 03:43:55 PM

xanadian: Object rape?

*looks at filing cabinet*

.... hey there, sexy...


Soo... if sex with an object is rape because it can't give consent, what about sex toys?
 
2013-10-17 03:45:11 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Deedeemarz: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Don't stick your dick in the ex-wife of crazy.

More like: Don't let the other ex-husband if crazy stick his dick in you.....

Avoided entirely if you follow my rule, above.


True, true.....
 
2013-10-17 03:48:50 PM
Batmanatee:

Was going to post a Gibbs and Fornell pic, but you beat me to it, you magnificent bastard.

'He said additional people were being interviewed and there were "more unusual parts of the case" that would come out at a later time.'

"More unusual"?  Are we talking animals?  Cannibalism?  Pigeon fanciers?  How many additional people.  This is that rare FARK story where I don't think I want to know any further details.
 
2013-10-17 03:48:53 PM
This happened in Riverdale? Weirdest episode of Archie yet!
 
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