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(News.com.au)   20 or so boxes of shiatty pizza might've been the only thing between all hell breaking loose in the USA and delaying all hell breaking loose until January, 2014   (news.com.au) divider line 62
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2013-10-17 12:47:51 PM  
#journalism
 
2013-10-17 12:52:12 PM  
It also turns out that Barack Obama has a magic rock that keeps Sarah Palin at bay.
 
2013-10-17 01:00:46 PM  
WHERE was Snickers to jump on this marketing opportunity??? They could have shown a staffer stepping in a giant puddle of festering diarrhea, dropping a Snickers bar in it, and then reminding a newly recombobulated John Boehner that he turns into a miserable piece of shiat when he's hungry.
 
2013-10-17 01:18:38 PM  
If I'd been trapped in the capitol for days of ridiculous budget negotiations and some jackass wheeled in a cart of farking Pizza Boli's pizza as my only sustenance, I'd kill someone.
 
2013-10-17 01:28:59 PM  
Not knowing what Pizza Boli's is, went to the website.... yeah, way too many locations to be any sort of decent pizza.
 
2013-10-17 01:29:20 PM  
Pizza Boli's is bad pizza.  But for DC, there isn't that much that is better.  Its not like we have the pizza options a place like Detroit has.
 
2013-10-17 01:31:18 PM  
entertainment.ie

imagine what they could have done had they had 20 milky ways.
 
2013-10-17 01:32:17 PM  
"In an up and down motion, rapidly.  Like this".
resources1.news.com.au
 
2013-10-17 01:47:44 PM  

SlothB77: imagine what they could have done had they had 20 milky ways.


Appropriate reference. Ted Cruz is pretty much Danny McBride.
 
2013-10-17 02:05:30 PM  
I am assuming we paid for that pizza, so, actually the American taxpayer is responsible.

But, we also elected the assholes that put us in the situation to begin with so we are also to blame.
 
2013-10-17 02:27:54 PM  

dletter: Not knowing what Pizza Boli's is, went to the website.... yeah, way too many locations to be any sort of decent pizza.


Congratulations! You're the winner of the Hipster Comment of the Day award!

What's that? No one has ever heard of it, and it's yours?

You're welcome.
 
2013-10-17 02:29:39 PM  
shiatty pizza?
Must have been "New York" style.
 
2013-10-17 02:30:13 PM  
Don't negotiate while hungry. Or hold the $71 trillion dollar global economy hostage while hungry.

$100 of pizza well spent.
 
2013-10-17 02:31:16 PM  
Hey, "Papa" John Schnatter! Looks like your line about having to charge $.15 per pizza because of ObamaCare isn't the only half-baked shiat of yours that nobody's buying!
 
2013-10-17 02:32:30 PM  
I dunno, I lived in Annapolis for a long time and I enjoyed Pizza Boli's.
 
2013-10-17 02:33:06 PM  
Who cares about the ripple effect of furloughs and layoffs, the nitwits responsible got pizza! Wheee!
 
2013-10-17 02:36:23 PM  
I hope they choke on it.
 
2013-10-17 02:36:32 PM  
From the article:

The only question that remains is what flavours helped create the mood for compromise?

Compromise? Don't you mean capitulation? It must have been some really shiatty, depressing, spirit crushing pizza to get those retards to capitulate.
 
2013-10-17 02:40:47 PM  
Pizza Boli's isn't all that bad, but that's highly dependent on the location. Some are pretty good and others are total crap.
 
2013-10-17 02:46:56 PM  

jigger: Pizza Boli's isn't all that bad, but that's highly dependent on the location. Some are pretty good and others are total crap.


Like politicians?.
 
2013-10-17 02:47:28 PM  

dletter: Not knowing what Pizza Boli's is, went to the website.... yeah, way too many locations to be any sort of decent pizza.


Last-ditch effort by Boehner to torture the Democrats into concessions.
 
2013-10-17 02:56:15 PM  
Pepperoni, mushroom, and Prozac?
 
2013-10-17 03:00:55 PM  
Breaking News: People in meetings for long hours need to eat.
 
2013-10-17 03:06:31 PM  
I was going to make fun of the Aussies for having "crab" and "cheese steak" as pizza toppings, but it looks like that's what they actually sell at this place.
 
2013-10-17 03:07:53 PM  

Begoggle: shiatty pizza?
Must have been "New York" "Chicago" style, which is actually a casserole, not pizza.


FTFY.
 
2013-10-17 03:08:12 PM  

I_C_Weener: It also turns out that Barack Obama has a magic crock that keeps Sarah Palin at bay.


Fixed for you.
 
2013-10-17 03:08:32 PM  
That's exactly the same amount of pizza that we had last night at our running club's last monthly low key 5K race of the year. Can't possibly be a coincidence.
 
2013-10-17 03:18:24 PM  

I_C_Weener: It also turns out that Barack Obama has a magic rock that keeps Sarah Palin at bay.


I'd like to buy that rock, and put it on top of my TV.
 
2013-10-17 03:21:57 PM  

Morchella: That's exactly the same amount of pizza that we had last night at our running club's last monthly low key 5K race of the year. Can't possibly be a coincidence.


Sounds like a conspiracy to me.
 
2013-10-17 03:25:05 PM  
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men enjoy Pizza Hut and complimentary cheesy sticks.
 
2013-10-17 03:28:10 PM  
Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Wait...do black people like pizza?
 
2013-10-17 03:28:48 PM  

SlothB77: Pizza Boli's is bad pizza.  But for DC, there isn't that much that is better.  Its not like we have the pizza options a place like Detroit has.


When I lived in Annandale VA (25 years aog) there was a place that was pretty good off American or Heritage maybe?
 
2013-10-17 03:30:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 03:30:52 PM  
Did pizza help Republicans and Democrats end the US government shutdown?

No.
 
2013-10-17 03:32:27 PM  
There was a study out somewhat recently that said judges tended to give out more lenient sentences after lunch - not being hungry makes a difference.
 
2013-10-17 03:33:09 PM  
 
2013-10-17 03:35:26 PM  
So pizza is now an essential government issue to require funding during a shutdown?
 
2013-10-17 03:37:47 PM  

Warlordtrooper: So pizza is now an essential government issue to require funding during a shutdown?


I'm thinking they either don't have pizza in Oz or tfa writer has never seen it being delivered to meetings.
 
2013-10-17 03:47:35 PM  

whidbey: Warlordtrooper: So pizza is now an essential government issue to require funding during a shutdown?

I'm thinking they either don't have pizza in Oz or tfa writer has never seen it being delivered to meetings.


Well usually it is underage hookers and blow, while we all sit around thinking about ways to fark the American people.
 
2013-10-17 03:47:39 PM  
Pizza Boli's? I now feel sorry for Congress. That is some nasty stuff. Better than Ex-lax for cleaning you out.
 
2013-10-17 03:49:06 PM  
They had to get the country to pay its bills again, or else Pizza was gonna send out for them.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-17 03:53:34 PM  

Paul Baumer: Republicans Give In Right Before Obamacare Would Have Been Repealed

http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-give-in-right-before-ob am acare-would-h,34246/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&ut m_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default


How long before this shows up on Literally Unbelievable?
 
2013-10-17 03:56:28 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: From the article:

The only question that remains is what flavours helped create the mood for compromise?

Compromise? Don't you mean capitulation? It must have been some really shiatty, depressing, spirit crushing pizza to get those retards to capitulate.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-17 03:59:08 PM  
The only question that remains is what flavours helped create the mood for compromise?
We're tipping a hardliner like Ted Cruz went for nothing less than the full "meatster" while a more moderate Republican like John McCain might have opted for crab or cheese steak.


Tipping? What this is, I don't even...

All may have discreetly avoided Greek given the financial situation in that particular country.

Oh, FFS. Don't quit your day job and try to pursue a career in comedy. Just. Don't.

*remembers his day job is alleged journalist*

On second thought, I take that back.
 
2013-10-17 04:04:31 PM  
I've had Pizza Boli's...not bad.  Not something you'd buy on your own, but not bad if someone else is buying.
 
2013-10-17 04:14:32 PM  
Pizza Boli's is terrible. DC is not known for its pizza of course, but that bland shiat is not even close to good. We have at least a few "decent" places. Pizza Boli is not one of them

/ probably had a coupon
 
2013-10-17 04:20:57 PM  

SaleAtPenny's: DC is not known for its pizza of course,


That's hard to believe. I guess everyone there just eats a salad on the go or worries about pizza sauce staining their Armanis.
 
2013-10-17 04:22:52 PM  
So...we the people paid for their pizza but didn't get a slice? Yeah. Sounds like Congress.
 
2013-10-17 04:24:21 PM  

SaleAtPenny's: / probably had a coupon


This is CONGRESS we're talking about. They probably paid $15,000 per pizza. Hey, it ain't like it's THEIR money...
 
2013-10-17 04:56:43 PM  
I'm unfamiliar with the brand, is it like Dominoes bad, or like greasy gas station (with the pizza hut and subway sandwich) pizza bad?
 
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