Rincewind53: You're also smarter than TLC, which said that "America" was discovered by Columbus in 1492, which is such bullshiat.
Makh: What about Leif Ericson?
vudukungfu: Rincewind53: You're also smarter than TLC, which said that "America" was discovered by Columbus in 1492, which is such bullshiat.I thought Columbus was discovered by natives who found him off course and starving and fed him and he in return paid them back with infectious diseases.
BKITU: He discovered electric Nissans and broadband hardware.
Mr. Coffee Nerves: There was a commercial on the radio this morning for a "Talent and Modeling Agency that can get YOUR kid on the Disney Channel, Nickelodeon and even in feature films -- auditions are ONE DAY ONLY so sign up now!"I wondered how many pageant parents were shuffling credit cards once they heard that
Target Builder: Hey, he made sure they had plenty of job opportunities in the gold mining industry too.
Makh: Target Builder: Hey, he made sure they had plenty of job opportunities in the gold mining industry too.Giving natives the plague also became a formal job later. Also the slave sugar and chocolate farms. You can thank him.
Wendy's Chili: WTF is a toddler supposed to know about civics?! Hell, half the adult population doesn't know what the President does.
Cagey B: Why are we expecting four-year-olds to have a grasp of these things?
BKITU: Makh: What about Leif Ericson?He discovered electric Nissans and broadband hardware.
Richard C Stanford: Cagey B: Why are we expecting four-year-olds to have a grasp of these things?The young kids I excuse. What I don't excuse is this:"When was America discovered? I don't know, like 1800?"-Actual quote from one of the moms."My favorite American would have to be Lady Liberty."-Dumbass living out her fantasies through her kid.Godamn it, these assholes really piss me off. They're all fat, ugly, and stupid and insist on making their little Tater Jr. look like a prostitute. I really hope they're playing up their stupidity for the camera because the if they really are this stupid I can't believe child protective services haven't taken all the little Taters away from them. It's like they don't view their kids as actual people with needs but as spray tanned dolls to play dress up with. And their raising their precious little Tater Jr. To act as stupid and vapid as themselves.
brap: My sister posted this old newpaper clipping on her Facebooky yesterday about how she one some Miss Something County Minnesota pageant when she was a little girl. She claims she was crowned in part because the judges loved her story about how her little baby brother had set the house on fire the night before trying to make a pie.It made me feel all warm inside, like I was part of something greater than myself, like I too was in some way royalty.
RedT: The fun starts at 1:30Video of Beauty pageant gone horribly wrong... or right[metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 650x347]
brap: My sister posted this old newpaper clipping on her Facebooky yesterday about how she one some sum
what_now: Who discovered America?" "Obama."That is an actual exchange from last night's Toddlers & TiarasDuring the 1984 election, I famously told someone that they should vote for Lincoln, not Regan. When pressed, I thought that George Washington was also in the running.Now, no one thought I was stupid. They thought I was five.
bdub77: Or if you dance on tables, you're gonna have to go to the judge.Well, she might as well get used to dancing on tables.
Jim from Saint Paul: "Who is Uncle Sam?""Uncle Sam is someone who donates money to people."Well... that actually sounds pretty accurate to me.
RedT: The fun starts at 1:30Video of Beauty pageant gone horribly wrong... or right
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: May 26 2017 12:23:28
Runtime: 0.297 sec (297 ms)