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2013-10-17 12:49:04 PM
In summary, men are brutish sex monsters and women are made to have babies.
 
2013-10-17 12:49:37 PM
She blinded me with it.
 
2013-10-17 12:50:21 PM
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2013-10-17 12:50:55 PM
I came to the conclusion that women aren't nearly as sexual as men, because otherwise there would be little reason for porn or prostitutes which are both primarily are used by men, yet there would be something more appealing to the sexuality of both sexes (and all of those in between).  It's not just pickiness, men need to get some.
 
2013-10-17 12:52:24 PM
What "picky" might look like.

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2013-10-17 12:52:39 PM
Men have a hormone called androstenone that supposedly smells like musk and pee, and clusters wherever there is body hair.

Yeah... androstenone. That's the ticket!
 
2013-10-17 12:54:35 PM

Wendy's Chili: Men have a hormone called androstenone that supposedly smells like musk and pee, and clusters wherever there is body hair.

Yeah... androstenone. That's the ticket!


Hairy toes FTW
 
2013-10-17 12:56:41 PM

Anayalator: She blinded me with it.


barfblog.com
 
2013-10-17 12:57:09 PM

headstone: What "picky" might look like.

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That chick hardly has a nose!
 
2013-10-17 12:59:11 PM

jonasborg: I came to the conclusion that women aren't nearly as sexual as men, because otherwise there would be little reason for porn or prostitutes which are both primarily are used by men, yet there would be something more appealing to the sexuality of both sexes (and all of those in between).  It's not just pickiness, men need to get some.


Research with bisexual women has shown that women are far more likely to have one night stands if they know they are getting an orgasm. That's why there were more one night stands with other women.
 
2013-10-17 01:01:15 PM
If men will sleep with anything, where did the intense societal pressure for women to devote years of their lives to conforming to a narrow definition of beauty come from?  Is it just one long-running worldwide "dare" to pressure them to do it just to see if they will, even if the outcome makes no difference?
 
2013-10-17 01:02:53 PM

Fast Moon: If men will sleep with anything, where did the intense societal pressure for women to devote years of their lives to conforming to a narrow definition of beauty come from?  Is it just one long-running worldwide "dare" to pressure them to do it just to see if they will, even if the outcome makes no difference?


Other women
 
2013-10-17 01:04:11 PM
You mean people are actually just animals and act accordingly?

That men instinctively want to spread their seed to as many mates as possible... and that women want to ensure that when they mate their offspring will be health, strong, and provided for...

No f-ing duh!
 
2013-10-17 01:09:08 PM

SuperChuck: Fast Moon: If men will sleep with anything, where did the intense societal pressure for women to devote years of their lives to conforming to a narrow definition of beauty come from?  Is it just one long-running worldwide "dare" to pressure them to do it just to see if they will, even if the outcome makes no difference?

Other women


Yup.
 
2013-10-17 01:10:15 PM
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2013-10-17 01:11:01 PM

Ross E. Krushan: headstone: What "picky" might look like.

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That chick hardly has a nose!


I'd do her.
 
2013-10-17 01:12:41 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: In summary, men are brutish sex monsters and women are made to have babies.


Until they hit their late 30s/early 40s and go from the form a babby mindset to total freak I want to get me some
 
2013-10-17 01:12:51 PM

SuperChuck: Fast Moon: If men will sleep with anything, where did the intense societal pressure for women to devote years of their lives to conforming to a narrow definition of beauty come from?  Is it just one long-running worldwide "dare" to pressure them to do it just to see if they will, even if the outcome makes no difference?

Other women


Absolutely.

Competition for the alpha male.
 
2013-10-17 01:13:14 PM

Fast Moon: If men will sleep with anything, where did the intense societal pressure for women to devote years of their lives to conforming to a narrow definition of beauty come from?  Is it just one long-running worldwide "dare" to pressure them to do it just to see if they will, even if the outcome makes no difference?



Many women seek to be beautiful in order to obtain the perfect man.

Many men use the "flinch" rule. If she doesn't make him flinch, a man will usually f*ck her.
Add alcohol, all bets are off.
 
2013-10-17 01:22:18 PM
Symmetry helps determine attractiveness in facial features, and our bodies' symmetry is determined when we are in the womb.

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2013-10-17 01:22:54 PM
5. Want an attractive child?
Be sure to be super anal.....


Hmmmm. Ok women. You heard the egg head. Want a cute kid, you gotta be into anal.
 
2013-10-17 01:31:06 PM

indarwinsshadow: 5. Want an attractive child?
Be sure to be super anal.....


Hmmmm. Ok women. You heard the egg head. Want a cute kid, you gotta be into anal.


Not just into it...'super' into it.
 
2013-10-17 01:36:23 PM

jonasborg: I came to the conclusion that women aren't nearly as sexual as men, because otherwise there would be little reason for porn or prostitutes which are both primarily are used by men, yet there would be something more appealing to the sexuality of both sexes (and all of those in between).  It's not just pickiness, men need to get some.


But you need to factor in how society condemns women who are sexual. Women who pursue and openly enjoy sex are labeled sluts, whores, deviants and are seen as dirty, used, and unfit for marriage. Men who pursue and enjoy sex are Just Being Men.
 
2013-10-17 01:38:19 PM

fiddlehead: Women who pursue and openly enjoy sex are labeled sluts, whores, deviants and are seen as dirty, used, and unfit for marriage.


Does anyone happen to know how lesbians that engage in frequent sex and are open about it are viewed by other lesbians?
 
2013-10-17 01:40:09 PM

Ross E. Krushan: headstone: What "picky" might look like.

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That chick hardly has a nose!


Chick?
 
2013-10-17 01:43:06 PM

Fast Moon: If men will sleep with anything, where did the intense societal pressure for women to devote years of their lives to conforming to a narrow definition of beauty come from?  Is it just one long-running worldwide "dare" to pressure them to do it just to see if they will, even if the outcome makes no difference?


The beauty and fashion industry makes a ton of money by making women feel insecure. You can't sell the latest diet pill to a woman who is fine with being a little chubby, plastic surgery to a woman who is happy with her breasts, or smokey eyeliner to a woman who doesn't feel the need to plaster her face in makeup.
 
2013-10-17 01:45:00 PM

Ross E. Krushan: headstone: What "picky" might look like.

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That chick hardly has a nose!


No nose? How does she smell?
 
2013-10-17 01:45:17 PM

WhyKnot: SuperChuck: Fast Moon: If men will sleep with anything, where did the intense societal pressure for women to devote years of their lives to conforming to a narrow definition of beauty come from?  Is it just one long-running worldwide "dare" to pressure them to do it just to see if they will, even if the outcome makes no difference?

Other women

Absolutely.

Competition for the alpha male.


But why would they need to compete if the alpha male will sleep with them all regardless?  It seems like a waste of energy to expend that kind of effort if it doesn't affect the outcome, which basic biology is generally against.  In the animal kingdom, it's mostly the males who are decked out with the big manes and flashy colors who are required to perform all kinds of tasks before a female will even look at them.  Humans have the same sexual dynamic, yet bizarrely it's the females that are expected to be flashy while the males are plain, even though the females are still the ones doing the choosing while the males will take what they can get.

The only thing I can think of is that female humans ARE the males' flashy colors and manes.  When an alpha male secures a mate, he wants to make sure she's as flashy and attractive as possible so he can show her off to other men and women as proof of his virility in that he was able to score such a high quality mate.  And as soon as she shows her first wrinkle, he'll ditch her and go looking for a newer, fresher trophy to show off.  This then leads the other females to wanting to look like the alpha male's trophies because they assume that it will attract males of his quality to them.
 
2013-10-17 01:48:22 PM

Fast Moon: In the animal kingdom, it's mostly the males who are decked out with the big manes and flashy colors who are required to perform all kinds of tasks before a female will even look at them.


Replace "manes" with "wallets" and "colors" with "cars".
 
2013-10-17 02:01:22 PM

devilEther: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x252]


I've never seen that movie nor am I an expert lip reader, but it seems obvious that quote is not quite right.
 
2013-10-17 02:14:45 PM

Precision Boobery: devilEther: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x252]

I've never seen that movie nor am I an expert lip reader, but it seems obvious that quote is not quite right.


here's the movie clip
 
2013-10-17 02:18:07 PM

jonasborg: I came to the conclusion that women aren't nearly as sexual as men, because otherwise there would be little reason for porn or prostitutes which are both primarily are used by men, yet there would be something more appealing to the sexuality of both sexes (and all of those in between).  It's not just pickiness, men need to get some.


Women don't need prostitutes.  They have vibrators.  And that's definitely a buzzing market.

As for porn, while there's not much of a commercial market for porn aimed at women, have you ever browsed fanfiction sites?  It's almost entirely smut written by women for women.  Lots of fluffy romance, vanilla to kinky sex, emotionally open men, and boys kissing.

Women are just as sexual or more than men, the only difference is that society frowns on them being open about it.
 
2013-10-17 02:51:11 PM

Fast Moon: Women don't need prostitutes. They have vibrators. And that's definitely a buzzing market.

As for porn, while there's not much of a commercial market for porn aimed at women, have you ever browsed fanfiction sites? It's almost entirely smut written by women for women. Lots of fluffy romance, vanilla to kinky sex, emotionally open men, and boys kissing.

Women are just as sexual or more than men, the only difference is that society frowns on them being open about it.


Men have hands and fleshlights. And this is a very common way to get off for men.  Probably close to daily (or multiple times daily), even if getting laid.  That sure doens't stop a man from salivating over most women that cross their paths during the day, many times even unattractive women are seen as attractive after some period of no sex.

I just don't see how women (generally speaking) could be just as sexual or more without it being more noticable.  But no, I haven't seen the fanfiction sites.  Maybe women aren't as outwardly sexual, but most aren't more sexual behind closed doors either, even if attention is given to heat things up.

Maybe it's my perspective, and I have been with very sexual women, but there sure as hell are a lot that are not nearly so.  Maybe that's the same for men, but in all the people I have met, that just isn't as prevalent among men. Pretty much all men are horn dogs, some just know how to not pant in front of women as they walk by.  Maybe it's partly my experience where some women want their 14 minutes a week, or a month when I could go at it 3x a day.
 
2013-10-17 03:00:34 PM

Fast Moon: Women are just as sexual or more than men, the only difference is that society frowns on them being open about it.


Almost, not quite.

Society encourages women to THINK about it, which is why the books and Cosmo articles exist.
Society encourages men to DO it, which is why we have porn.
We need pictures.  They don't.
 
2013-10-17 03:11:38 PM
Men want a young attractive females
Women want money, I mean "resources"

Got it
 
2013-10-17 03:12:50 PM

eKonk: Ross E. Krushan: headstone: What "picky" might look like.

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That chick hardly has a nose!

No nose? How does she smell?


Well, if dental hygiene is any indication, I would say she smells like rotting meat.
 
2013-10-17 03:20:31 PM
Guessing this is fake but they're only picky to a point
 
2013-10-17 03:54:35 PM

abhorrent1: Guessing this is fake but they're only picky to a point


Is it cynical to think that this would work 80% of the time?
 
2013-10-17 03:59:02 PM

Precision Boobery: devilEther: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x252]

I've never seen that movie nor am I an expert lip reader, but it seems obvious that quote is not quite right.


It is definitely on the money. I've seen the movie at least 40 times.
 
2013-10-17 04:00:25 PM
Women want sex just as much as men do, but they are more selective and conservative about it. If women express their desires as men do the quality of their selection of partners is reduced, because of the view many men have of a woman who has slept with a lot of men. The problem with the science presented here is that they are not accounting for free will and are implying that we are slaves to our hormones which we clearly have evidence against such a conclusion.
 
2013-10-17 04:12:21 PM
I'm too lazy to RFTA but I've always thought women were choosey because to make a copy of their DNA they are stuck carrying a baby for 9 months. They have limited shots at it, so they need to pick partners with strong survival traits so their own DNA copies have the best odds. Men on the other hand can kick off a DNA copy with a total time investment of as little as 30 seconds, there it's better for them to spend that 30 seconds (or more) with as many partners as possible, as many times as possible.
 
2013-10-17 04:12:22 PM
dead dog
dead deer
couch

and it takes a scientist to figure this out?

twins
sisters
any two girls
any girl
anything !
 
2013-10-17 04:19:42 PM

Fast Moon: Women are just as sexual or more than men, the only difference is that society frowns on them being open about it


I've tried to convince my wife that what guys really want is someone who will act like a total slut/whore - at least on occasion - but just for that particular guy.

We all have that one divorced friend who got re-married and the couple farks all the damn time.  And we secretly hate our friend for fulfilling the above sentence.
 
2013-10-17 04:24:39 PM

Profedius: Women want sex just as much as men do, but they are more selective and conservative about it. If women express their desires as men do the quality of their selection of partners is reduced, because of the view many men have of a woman who has slept with a lot of men. The problem with the science presented here is that they are not accounting for free will and are implying that we are slaves to our hormones which we clearly have evidence against such a conclusion.


How does this apply to married women?
 
2013-10-17 04:35:20 PM

Fast Moon: If men will sleep with anything, where did the intense societal pressure for women to devote years of their lives to conforming to a narrow definition of beauty come from?  Is it just one long-running worldwide "dare" to pressure them to do it just to see if they will, even if the outcome makes no difference?


Men will sleep with anything they will not marry anything.   They will not date anything.  They will not admit to knowing anything.   Do you see the difference?

Once my child is old enough and I have taught her a little on sexual mechanics  I will show her pictures of prostitution arrests and point out to her that yes men not only have sex with these women who could be the poster child for how meth destroys you but they pay money to do so.  So i n other words just because a guy wants to "f**k" you does not mean he even likes you.    If a guy likes you he will still like you and want to be your friend even if you don't immediately f**K him.
 
2013-10-17 05:10:25 PM

Guest: Once my child is old enough and I have taught her a little on sexual mechanics


Why don't you have a seat over there.
 
2013-10-17 05:39:56 PM

Fast Moon: But why would they need to compete if the alpha male will sleep with them all regardless?  It seems like a waste of energy to expend that kind of effort if it doesn't affect the outcome, which basic biology is generally against.  In the animal kingdom, it's mostly the males who are decked out with the big manes and flashy colors who are required to perform all kinds of tasks before a female will even look at them.  Humans have the same sexual dynamic, yet bizarrely it's the females that are expected to be flashy while the males are plain, even though the females are still the ones doing the choosing while the males will take what they can get.

The only thing I can think of is that female humans ARE the males' flashy colors and manes.  When an alpha male secures a mate, he wants to make sure she's as flashy and attractive as possible so he can show her off to other men and women as proof of his virility in that he was able to score such a high quality mate.  And as soon as she shows her first wrinkle, he'll ditch her and go looking for a newer, fresher trophy to show off.  This then leads the other females to wanting to look like the alpha male's trophies because they assume that it will attract males of his quality to them.


If these two women were standing next to each other who are you going to try to get  first?

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2013-10-17 05:51:15 PM

IRQ12: If these two women were standing next to each other who are you going to try to get  first?


Is this a trick question?
 
2013-10-17 06:08:54 PM

baconbeard: IRQ12: If these two women were standing next to each other who are you going to try to get  first?

Is this a trick question?


No, they were wondering why women doll themselves up and conform to societies fashion show if men will hump anything.  If they don't they are risking not being the first,second, third pick.
 
2013-10-17 06:22:40 PM

indarwinsshadow: 5. Want an attractive child?
Be sure to be super anal.....


Hmmmm. Ok women. You heard the egg head. Want a cute kid, you gotta be into anal.


That just gets you a cute lawyer.
 
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