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(Today)   "Not everyone has a problem with eroticized farm produce." But those that do can be bathtubs instead   (today.com) divider line 15
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2013-10-17 12:47:24 PM  
I guess you go as a pizza and your partner goes as a teeenage mutant ninja turtle?
 
2013-10-17 12:52:39 PM  
I thought subby was on the crack coming up with that headline, until I RTFA.
 
2013-10-17 12:54:19 PM  
Everyone knows that All Hallows' Eve is when the dead spirits rise from their graves and walk the earth looking to steal life energy from the living.  You dress up like the dead in an attempt to fool them into passing you by.  You make yourself look like a rotting corpse.  That or strawberry shortcake.
 
2013-10-17 12:55:25 PM  
"Eat me."
 
2013-10-17 01:18:15 PM  
Sexy squid.  *straight face*

Cthulhu is intriqued.
 
2013-10-17 01:46:54 PM  

loonatic112358: I guess you go as a pizza and your partner goes as a teeenage mutant ninja turtle?


i2.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-17 02:27:38 PM  
Is it time to drag up the "costumes are too sexy" article, complete with pictures of sexy costumes to make sure we stay entertained... again?
 
2013-10-17 02:35:31 PM  
I would totally pee in her bathtub.
 
2013-10-17 02:46:26 PM  
Is the girl on the left trying to tell us something?
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2013-10-17 03:38:15 PM  
That shower costume leads me to believe that night will be filled with people trying to turn her knobs and jokes about which one is hot and which is cold.
 
2013-10-17 04:15:56 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is the girl on the left trying to tell us something?
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That she's down to shuck? or that she's corny?
 
2013-10-17 04:32:47 PM  

Five Tails of Fury: Marcus Aurelius: Is the girl on the left trying to tell us something?
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That she's down to shuck? or that she's corny?


guys...hellooo...grinding the corn?
 
2013-10-17 04:40:37 PM  

Literally Addicted: Five Tails of Fury: Marcus Aurelius: Is the girl on the left trying to tell us something?
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That she's down to shuck? or that she's corny?

guys...hellooo...grinding the corn?


something something cornholing?
 
2013-10-17 05:55:15 PM  

Five Tails of Fury: Marcus Aurelius: Is the girl on the left trying to tell us something?
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That she's down to shuck? or that she's corny?


I'd eat the corn out of her silk.
 
2013-10-17 07:49:43 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is the girl on the left trying to tell us something?
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I'd nibblet her kernel.
 
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