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(Huffington Post)   Then: Hooked on Classics. Now: Twerked on Classics. (mildly Not safe for work)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 19
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3899 clicks; posted to Video » on 17 Oct 2013 at 12:48 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-17 12:41:18 PM  
Heh heh
 
2013-10-17 01:03:50 PM  
What a gelatinous ass.
 
2013-10-17 01:09:36 PM  
I've got 4 out 15 scripts running on Huffington Post and the video won't load.

See ya, HuffPo. Asses like you ruin the farking Intratubes. I don't want Whitesmoke again. Ever. And what really pisses me off is your only consideration is how much money you can make off of people visiting your site. Not whether they can see the content. Just how many click through.

Shove your farking scripts up your monetized asses, HuffPo. Jeebus.

/Sorry I flared but I really like Butthoven
/What's brown and lays on the piano bench? Butthoven's last movement.
 
2013-10-17 01:14:50 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I've got 4 out 15 scripts running on Huffington Post and the video won't load.

See ya, HuffPo. Asses like you ruin the farking Intratubes. I don't want Whitesmoke again. Ever. And what really pisses me off is your only consideration is how much money you can make off of people visiting your site. Not whether they can see the content. Just how many click through.

Shove your farking scripts up your monetized asses, HuffPo. Jeebus.

/Sorry I flared but I really like Butthoven
/What's brown and lays on the piano bench? Butthoven's last movement.



Vimeo.com link
 
2013-10-17 01:21:31 PM  

bearded clamorer: TheShavingofOccam123: I've got 4 out 15 scripts running on Huffington Post and the video won't load.

See ya, HuffPo. Asses like you ruin the farking Intratubes. I don't want Whitesmoke again. Ever. And what really pisses me off is your only consideration is how much money you can make off of people visiting your site. Not whether they can see the content. Just how many click through.

Shove your farking scripts up your monetized asses, HuffPo. Jeebus.

/Sorry I flared but I really like Butthoven
/What's brown and lays on the piano bench? Butthoven's last movement.


Vimeo.com link


Thanks for the link. 2 scripts. Now that's my kind of Intratubes!

You know, I'm not sure but I think there was a snatch of Puccini in there. But my eyes deceive me all the time.
 
2013-10-17 01:51:42 PM  
(mildly Not safe for work)

There needs to be a shorthand for "There's no nudity or anything, but if your boss sees you watching this, she'll never look at you the same way again."
 
2013-10-17 02:22:51 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: bearded clamorer: TheShavingofOccam123: I've got 4 out 15 scripts running on Huffington Post and the video won't load.

See ya, HuffPo. Asses like you ruin the farking Intratubes. I don't want Whitesmoke again. Ever. And what really pisses me off is your only consideration is how much money you can make off of people visiting your site. Not whether they can see the content. Just how many click through.

Shove your farking scripts up your monetized asses, HuffPo. Jeebus.

/Sorry I flared but I really like Butthoven
/What's brown and lays on the piano bench? Butthoven's last movement.


Vimeo.com link

Thanks for the link. 2 scripts. Now that's my kind of Intratubes!

You know, I'm not sure but I think there was a snatch of Puccini in there. But my eyes deceive me all the time.


Explain yourself man, your not merkin any sense here!

/it was her pubes
//nice ass
///dumb concept
 
2013-10-17 02:55:12 PM  

lewismarktwo: TheShavingofOccam123: bearded clamorer: TheShavingofOccam123: I've got 4 out 15 scripts running on Huffington Post and the video won't load.

See ya, HuffPo. Asses like you ruin the farking Intratubes. I don't want Whitesmoke again. Ever. And what really pisses me off is your only consideration is how much money you can make off of people visiting your site. Not whether they can see the content. Just how many click through.

Shove your farking scripts up your monetized asses, HuffPo. Jeebus.

/Sorry I flared but I really like Butthoven
/What's brown and lays on the piano bench? Butthoven's last movement.


Vimeo.com link

Thanks for the link. 2 scripts. Now that's my kind of Intratubes!

You know, I'm not sure but I think there was a snatch of Puccini in there. But my eyes deceive me all the time.

Explain yourself man, your not merkin any sense here!

/it was her pubes
//nice ass
///dumb concept


I thought so.
 
2013-10-17 03:38:46 PM  

Garet Garrett: (mildly Not safe for work)

There needs to be a shorthand for "There's no nudity or anything, but if your boss sees you watching this, she'll never look at you the same way again."


TNNOABIYBSYWTSNLAYTSWA?
 
2013-10-17 06:38:12 PM  
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2013-10-17 10:06:28 PM  
Twerking has been around at least since the 80's.  What's up with the recent spike in it's popularity and when the hell is it going to go away again?
 
2013-10-17 11:27:29 PM  
That was cute, but how about some William Tell Overture or Overture of 1812?
 
2013-10-17 11:39:49 PM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Twerking has been around at least since the 80's.  What's up with the recent spike in it's popularity and when the hell is it going to go away again?


Seriously. It might be the unsexiest way to try to be sexy in history.
 
2013-10-18 12:33:14 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Twerking has been around at least since the 80's.  What's up with the recent spike in it's popularity and when the hell is it going to go away again?


I second that. We used to call it Freaking. Been there and done that so that there are a bunch of 50 year old that know how to do it.

Quit rebranding Clocking as well dang Hipsters. .
 
2013-10-18 12:39:11 AM  
That would've been pretty cool if only the people in the audience would've stopped screaming and hollering over the music.

If you want to get attention, be the one on stage. Otherwise keep it down. No one came to hear your yelling.
 
2013-10-18 12:59:47 AM  

wraith95: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Twerking has been around at least since the 80's.  What's up with the recent spike in it's popularity and when the hell is it going to go away again?

Seriously. It might be the unsexiest way to try to be sexy in history.


Oh, it can be sexy. The problem we're seeing now is that it got too popular and everyone thinks they can do it in a sexy way.

Tight pants on Jennifer Lopez...alright.
Tight pants on an obese latina with rolls spilling over (muffin top)...no, just no.

The only way to fix the twerking situation...proper nomenclature:
-A girl (or guy, why not?) with some junk in the trunk shaking it rythmically such that the booty generates a delayed whip-snap effect = Twerking.
-A girl (or guy) shaking a less-than-ample booty in a way that looks like a taunting, off-ice hip check or frantic, mis-guided calisthenics = [insert name here]

I don't know what to call it. Something catchy and shaming. Twerping, maybe?
 
2013-10-18 05:05:29 AM  

goatleggedfellow: wraith95: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Twerking has been around at least since the 80's.  What's up with the recent spike in it's popularity and when the hell is it going to go away again?

Seriously. It might be the unsexiest way to try to be sexy in history.

Oh, it can be sexy. The problem we're seeing now is that it got too popular and everyone thinks they can do it in a sexy way.

Tight pants on Jennifer Lopez...alright.
Tight pants on an obese latina with rolls spilling over (muffin top)...no, just no.

The only way to fix the twerking situation...proper nomenclature:
-A girl (or guy, why not?) with some junk in the trunk shaking it rythmically such that the booty generates a delayed whip-snap effect = Twerking.
-A girl (or guy) shaking a less-than-ample booty in a way that looks like a taunting, off-ice hip check or frantic, mis-guided calisthenics = [insert name here]

I don't know what to call it. Something catchy and shaming. Twerping, maybe?


Derping.
 
2013-10-18 10:24:11 AM  
Now that is an ass I can get behind.
 
2013-10-18 11:32:30 AM  
Who says Farkers aren't cultured.
 
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