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(TC Palm)   Bad ass dude keeps alligator in his hot tub. Chuck Norris impressed   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, Chuck Norris, Vero Beach, Indian River County Sheriff, fourth street  
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3217 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Oct 2013 at 1:15 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-17 01:21:08 PM
2013-10-17 01:22:11 PM  
Is the gator named Elvis by chance?
2013-10-17 01:24:01 PM  
Chubbs, NO!
2013-10-17 01:26:13 PM  
Don Johnson also not impressed
2013-10-17 01:27:26 PM
2013-10-17 01:35:45 PM  
FTA: "Alligators typically are found in lakes and swamps as opposed to hot tubs."

I really can't think of anything else to add.
2013-10-17 01:39:58 PM  
You can add this informative gem, Quietwalker:  "Wells said the alligator had been there for a year and that he was feeding it chicken, which is what some people say alligator tastes like. "

There should have been a photo of a chicken as well so people can see what one looks like.
2013-10-17 01:40:31 PM  
Alligators typically are found in lakes and swamps as opposed to hot tubs.
2013-10-17 01:41:47 PM  
I'm guessing ol' "thousand years of darkness" Norris is also impressed by a successful bowel movement.
2013-10-17 01:45:07 PM  
Chuck Norris is as tired as Zombies
2013-10-17 01:46:27 PM  
Alligators can be tame depending on the alligator!
2013-10-17 01:50:20 PM  
Perhaps his ass is bad because of the alligator bites all over it?
2013-10-17 01:52:46 PM
2013-10-17 01:53:48 PM
2013-10-17 01:57:58 PM  

probesport: [ image 850x682]

You're bad!

I see we've gotten the essential parts taken care of.
2013-10-17 02:08:35 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Is the gator named Elvis by chance?

2013-10-17 02:18:00 PM  
No subby, this guy is a moron. The last thing we need is another gator equating people with a source of  food. Not cool.
2013-10-17 02:23:19 PM
2013-10-17 02:47:09 PM  
I live in a swamp.
I equate gators with a source of food.

/if they're in my pond, they're mine.
//plz don't tell the wildlife guys.
///always get the purse, shoes and belt first.
2013-10-17 02:53:23 PM  
Is the Gator named El... well crap
2013-10-17 03:07:22 PM  
makes me hungry for grilled alligator
2013-10-17 06:04:10 PM  
but was it on a boat?
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