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2013-10-17 08:49:36 AM  
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2013-10-17 09:04:15 AM  
total gamechanger:  your chances with women are better if you don't look like a slob!
 
2013-10-17 09:04:57 AM  
He went from barely being able to nab a single 4 to bagging two 3s, that's a whole two point increase!
 
2013-10-17 09:07:56 AM  
Yeah, but were either of those dudes hot?
 
2013-10-17 09:17:44 AM  
So, with the guy, it was mostly just the haircut, but, with the two women, there was a big difference in photo quality and makeup as well... the hairdo's helped, but, that is certainly not the only difference between the shots.
 
2013-10-17 09:26:28 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: He went from barely being able to nab a single 4 to bagging two 3s, that's a whole two point increase!


"I never farked a 10, but one night I farked 5 2s.  And I think that ought to count."
 
2013-10-17 09:43:42 AM  
Real men go to barbers.
 
2013-10-17 09:45:16 AM  
This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.
 
2013-10-17 10:11:02 AM  
The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.  The guys cut isn't impressive and if he paid $150 for that then he probably paid for the 3some also.
 
2013-10-17 10:37:29 AM  

TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.  The guys cut isn't impressive and if he paid $150 for that then he probably paid for the 3some also.


The hair style differences DID help (especially the bangs on the 2nd girl, her first picture has way too much forehead)... but, in general I agree, the hairstyle is at best 1/3 of why they look "better' in the after photo.
 
2013-10-17 10:47:08 AM  
Yeah, this is a confidence thing, not a hair thing.
 
2013-10-17 10:47:58 AM  

grokca: Real men go to barbers.

 
2013-10-17 10:48:10 AM  

t3knomanser: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 309x163]


Done in one.
 
2013-10-17 10:49:08 AM  
With an advertisement that long I was expecting a video to load afterward.
 
2013-10-17 10:49:48 AM  
I would not have sex with any of the people pictured in that article...
 
2013-10-17 10:50:53 AM  
Yeah... they never said they were women!
 
2013-10-17 10:51:12 AM  

skozlaw: I would not have sex with any of the people pictured in that article...


Are their knees really that sharp?
 
GBB
2013-10-17 10:51:42 AM  
thenypost.files.wordpress.com
She instantly went from "Eh." to "Eh?"

Or is this the Before and After of the looks YOU get?
 
2013-10-17 10:51:48 AM  
I shave my head and I've had threesomes at two different times in my life.
 
2013-10-17 10:51:50 AM  
I always wondered if a site could sink lower than the Daily Fail.

I imagine we'll be getting 8 or 9 Post links a day from here on out.
 
2013-10-17 10:52:17 AM  
Oh, this guy knows all about 2 chicks at the same time..

www.mullet-mania.webs.com
 
2013-10-17 10:53:19 AM  

TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.


To be fair, they didn't need much help to get laid.
 
2013-10-17 10:53:37 AM  
This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.

I'm right there with ya!
 
2013-10-17 10:53:50 AM  
And dress what hair now?
 
2013-10-17 10:54:13 AM  
File under "Press Release Masquerading as Article".
 
2013-10-17 10:55:37 AM  

Gaseous Anomaly: TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.

To be fair, they didn't need much help to get laid.


This is true.  I mean most females should have zero problems getting laid as long as they have teeth and hair.
 
2013-10-17 10:56:07 AM  
Philip McElroy ditched his "stupid scruffy" image for a cleaned-up look that bagged him a threesome.


This never happened.
 
2013-10-17 10:56:09 AM  
Amy looks MUCH better in the before picture. Glasses + forehead = yes please!
 
2013-10-17 10:57:22 AM  
Viral Marketing.
 
2013-10-17 10:57:54 AM  

TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.  The guys cut isn't impressive and if he paid $150 for that then he probably paid for the 3some also.


The difference in the before and after for the guys is 'Unabomber' vs. 'guy who shaves and has a haircut'.

Both of the guys were scraggly and clearly took no care of their hair. The after has them both cleanshaven (I'd actually guess guy 2 had a straight razor shave), or at least clearly having trimmed the facial hair to 'rugged stubble', as well as going from an Ungroomed mess to something intentional and evenly cut.

The time and attention helps women notice. The fact that these guys bought a 'get laid cut', or had style advice in general, probably boosted their self confidence and self esteem. They probably also had at least a minor wardrobe change. Guy2 is wearing a suit, after all. That's not going to be normal for someone with his 'before' hair.

So: complete style change, yes, it can get you laid.
 
2013-10-17 10:58:59 AM  

ikanreed: skozlaw: I would not have sex with any of the people pictured in that article...

Are their knees really that sharp?


With the exception of Amy, I think I'd suggest it's the opposite problem.

Plus half of them are dudes...
 
2013-10-17 11:01:09 AM  
This is New York City we're talking about.
 
2013-10-17 11:03:34 AM  
I go to a barber because it's cheap and I can hear old Polish guys yelling at each other about politics, the Red Sox and the Patriots.

Worth the price of admission.

Plus I'm married.  All I care about is having my hair short enough not to have to do any hair care aside from shampoo in the shower.
 
2013-10-17 11:03:56 AM  
Thirty-year-old Mischa Gobie (professionally, she goes by the initial G for her last name) is the creator of "The Get Laid Haircut," a term she coined herself.

My barber has had "The fade that gets you laid" on the back of his t-shirts for 10 years now.
 
2013-10-17 11:05:06 AM  

doublesecretprobation: total gamechanger:  your chances with women are better if you don't look like a slob!


This. Exactly what you do with your hair matters surprisingly little, as long as it's clear that you are not just ignoring it.
 
2013-10-17 11:06:33 AM  
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Let's be truthful here..
 
2013-10-17 11:07:56 AM  

bdub77: This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.


Use a hairdryer, apparently.
 
2013-10-17 11:08:40 AM  
www.chiflowhealingarts.com
"I never farked a 10. But one night I farked five 2s"
 
2013-10-17 11:09:01 AM  
Every one of those people would have had a big improvement even if they went to supercuts.  They all look like they cut their own hair in the mirror.
 
2013-10-17 11:09:40 AM  
Anyone can have a threesome if their standards are low enough.
 
2013-10-17 11:12:40 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Anyone can have a threesome if their standards are low enough.


Well, the lucky ones are the ones that aren't particular about gender.
 
2013-10-17 11:13:37 AM  

Savage Belief: I shave my head and I've had threesomes at two different times in my life.


Prison doesn't count.
 
2013-10-17 11:16:19 AM  

RedPhoenix122: IdBeCrazyIf: He went from barely being able to nab a single 4 to bagging two 3s, that's a whole two point increase!

"I never farked a 10, but one night I farked 5 2s.  And I think that ought to count."


Quantity has a quality of it's own
 
2013-10-17 11:17:08 AM  

blatz514: Oh, this guy knows all about 2 chicks at the same time..

[www.mullet-mania.webs.com image 500x375]


Sisters don't count.
 
2013-10-17 11:17:12 AM  

GBB: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
She instantly went from "Eh." to "Eh?"

Or is this the Before and After of the looks YOU get?


Is that one of the girls from the threesome? If so, I wouldn't exactly brag about that.
 
2013-10-17 11:19:38 AM  

grokca: Real men go to barbers.


CSB:

The barber shop I go to (Weldon Barber; Mill Creek, WA) is kind of a "yuppie" establishment.  But on the plus side, young girls work there, they always have sports playing on the TV in the lobby, and they do a damn fine straight razor shave.
 
2013-10-17 11:19:50 AM  

genepool lifeboat: blatz514: Oh, this guy knows all about 2 chicks at the same time..

[www.mullet-mania.webs.com image 500x375]

Sisters don't count.


How about cousins?  'Cause I have a lot of cute cousins.
 
2013-10-17 11:21:31 AM  
Dear Penthouse:
I never thought this would happen to me..
 
2013-10-17 11:21:33 AM  
Separated at birth?

teamshocker.com
 
2013-10-17 11:21:42 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Quantity has a quality of it's own


Too many apostrophes don't.
 
2013-10-17 11:22:05 AM  

JC22: This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.

I'm right there with ya!

 
2013-10-17 11:25:39 AM  
WTF is a hairdresser?  Do they put dresses in your hair?
 
2013-10-17 11:26:44 AM  

trappedspirit: WTF is a hairdresser?  Do they put dresses in your hair?


Other way around.
 
2013-10-17 11:27:37 AM  
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2013-10-17 11:28:17 AM  

FormlessOne: grokca: Real men go to barbers.


Sadly harder to find.  Both my  local guys retired in the past three years so either drive 32 miles on one of the  4 days a week the closest one is open or:

www.newsweekshowcase.com
 
2013-10-17 11:28:59 AM  

trappedspirit: WTF is a hairdresser?  Do they put dresses in your hair?


Good one, Seinfeld.
 
2013-10-17 11:29:14 AM  
That's not a hair question.
 
2013-10-17 11:36:45 AM  
ITT: Net dwellers not willing to admit personal grooming can have a positive effect on your love life.
 
2013-10-17 11:45:03 AM  
I guess this counts as a threesome.

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/hot
 
2013-10-17 11:52:00 AM  

Mose: I go to a barber because it's cheap and I can hear old Polish guys yelling at each other about politics, the Red Sox and the Patriots.

Worth the price of admission.

Plus I'm married.  All I care about is having my hair short enough not to have to do any hair care aside from shampoo in the shower.


At the barber I go to it is old Greek guys yelling about the same. But instead of Patriots and Red Sox its Orioles, Nationals, Redskins, Ravens. I should have gone during the shutdown and listened to their "conversations". One time though they did get into a heated discussion about boxing. Most there were big Rocky Marciano fans, they have posters of him on the wall, I almost started to laugh because it reminded me of the scene from Coming to America.
 
2013-10-17 11:54:09 AM  

grokca: Real men go to barbers.


Al Bundy last seen nodding in approval.
 
2013-10-17 11:54:37 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Smeggy Smurf: Quantity has a quality of it's own

Too many apostrophes don't.


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2013-10-17 11:59:57 AM  
My barber charges me $17 ($20 with tip) for a buzzcut. On the plus side if I go at the right time of day they have the Price is Right on, which brings back a lot of memories and amuses me. On the down side, I ain't getting two chicks at the same time anytime soon.
 
2013-10-17 12:05:34 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Quantum Apostrophe: Smeggy Smurf: Quantity has a quality of it's own

Too many apostrophes don't.

sorr'y abou't tha't to'o muc'h coffe'e doe's tha't
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I'm going to make a killing selling apostrophe-free keyboards one day.

Jument: My barber charges me $17 ($20 with tip) for a buzzcut. On the plus side if I go at the right time of day they have the Price is Right on, which brings back a lot of memories and amuses me. On the down side, I ain't getting two chicks at the same time anytime soon.


Just buy a clipper and do it yourself. 17$? In less than a year you've got yourself a quality clipper.
 
2013-10-17 12:06:58 PM  
Wait, he's s college student? Pfft, let's see you do swing that after you've graduated and there are no coeds around, chief.
 
2013-10-17 12:07:41 PM  

groppet: Mose: I go to a barber because it's cheap and I can hear old Polish guys yelling at each other about politics, the Red Sox and the Patriots.

Worth the price of admission.

Plus I'm married.  All I care about is having my hair short enough not to have to do any hair care aside from shampoo in the shower.

At the barber I go to it is old Greek guys yelling about the same. But instead of Patriots and Red Sox its Orioles, Nationals, Redskins, Ravens. I should have gone during the shutdown and listened to their "conversations". One time though they did get into a heated discussion about boxing. Most there were big Rocky Marciano fans, they have posters of him on the wall, I almost started to laugh because it reminded me of the scene from Coming to America.


One of my guys had a one chair operation in a corner shop.  NASCAR,  Hunting and fishing was always his topics for discussion   Don't think he ever threw any of the magazines out ,  Just stacked them in a corner.  Had the usual Sports, some NatGeo and the Mens Action Mags-

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The other guy had a three chair operation, plus shoe shine setup Mon, Wed and Fri.  Always had the Western Channel on TV when he put in Satellite.  Bunch of old WWII photos and schools sports local schedules on the  on the wall .  Local politics, Farming, Ranching and baseball were the main topics.

Both shops closed withe a couple years of each other, guys retired so now I am stuck going to a chain.
 
2013-10-17 12:15:56 PM  
And all these years I've been living under the delusion that  Bumble and Bumble was a Stop-Action Animated Yeti Law Firm.
 
2013-10-17 12:20:54 PM  

The_Sponge: grokca: Real men go to barbers.

CSB:

The barber shop I go to (Weldon Barber; Mill Creek, WA) is kind of a "yuppie" establishment.  But on the plus side, young girls work there, they always have sports playing on the TV in the lobby, and they do a damn fine straight razor shave.


That's a salon.
 
2013-10-17 12:21:02 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Just buy a clipper and do it yourself. 17$? In less than a year you've got yourself a quality clipper.


That's what I was thinking.  I use a clipper on mine, clipper cost $50 3 years ago.  At 20 a month I've saved $310 plus gas and time.
 
2013-10-17 12:25:15 PM  
I've been cutting my own hair for quite a few years now. I think I've gotten pretty decent with the scissors, and I like the fact that I never have to arrange my day so that I can wait in a barbershoper during "business hours."

...of course, I'm also having a pretty ridiculous dry spell, so maybe I shouldn't brag....

(I suspect that the problem has more to do with my vulture-like countenace, acerbic personality, and overall lack of enthusiasm with the tragectory of my life than with my hair.)
 
2013-10-17 12:33:23 PM  

kendelrio: The_Sponge: grokca: Real men go to barbers.

CSB:

The barber shop I go to (Weldon Barber; Mill Creek, WA) is kind of a "yuppie" establishment.  But on the plus side, young girls work there, they always have sports playing on the TV in the lobby, and they do a damn fine straight razor shave.

That's a salon.



Wrong.
 
2013-10-17 12:37:13 PM  
You people sure have some highfalutin standards.  You sound one percentish.
 
2013-10-17 12:37:15 PM  

TNel: Quantum Apostrophe: Just buy a clipper and do it yourself. 17$? In less than a year you've got yourself a quality clipper.

That's what I was thinking.  I use a clipper on mine, clipper cost $50 3 years ago.  At 20 a month I've saved $310 plus gas and time.


I've gone through a couple clippers, now I use a Wahl, that cost me $80 and came with a Peanut.  Not a big deal to buzz cut my head, but I took time to learn my sons' choice for cuts.  As long as I can produce the same cut as they had gotten from the barber, they don't mind me saving the few dollars it cost.  When my son was taking swim lessons, I did a shark design in the back of his head.

/The Peanut is a small trimmer/edger, great for doing designs in hair
//It is great for facial hair trimming.
///went with the American made model, not found in walmart
 
2013-10-17 12:42:50 PM  

kendelrio: The_Sponge: grokca: Real men go to barbers.

CSB:

The barber shop I go to (Weldon Barber; Mill Creek, WA) is kind of a "yuppie" establishment.  But on the plus side, young girls work there, they always have sports playing on the TV in the lobby, and they do a damn fine straight razor shave.

That's a salon.


There's nothing wrong with enjoying a nice pair of tits on your shoulder while you're getting a haircut.
 
2013-10-17 12:43:16 PM  
I wouldn't let that woman with yellow hair cut my hair. It'd be like letting a mechanic who drives a car with structural duct-tape fix my car.

/had a bunch of 3 ways and I rock a $10 hair cut.
//pro tip: girls talk, bang one good and she'll tell her friends.
 
2013-10-17 12:44:57 PM  

TNel: Gaseous Anomaly: TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.

To be fair, they didn't need much help to get laid.

This is true.  I mean most females should have zero problems getting laid as long as they have teeth and hair.


Teeth?
 
2013-10-17 12:46:23 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Smeggy Smurf: Quantum Apostrophe: Smeggy Smurf: Quantity has a quality of it's own

Too many apostrophes don't.

sorr'y abou't tha't to'o muc'h coffe'e doe's tha't
/'
/'/

I'm going to make a killing selling apostrophe-free keyboards one day.

Jument: My barber charges me $17 ($20 with tip) for a buzzcut. On the plus side if I go at the right time of day they have the Price is Right on, which brings back a lot of memories and amuses me. On the down side, I ain't getting two chicks at the same time anytime soon.

Just buy a clipper and do it yourself. 17$? In less than a year you've got yourself a quality clipper.


I get a flat-top sort of cut: my wife likes it with a bit of squareness to it. It's harder to do a good job than you might think. Never mind doing the back and shiat.

Possibly I'm just lazy though.

/I already own clippers for manscaping
//occasionally use them to touch up the haircut but I couldn't do it from scratch
 
2013-10-17 12:52:19 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: I wouldn't let that woman with yellow hair cut my hair. It'd be like letting a mechanic who drives a car with structural duct-tape fix my car.

/had a bunch of 3 ways and I rock a $10 hair cut.
//pro tip: girls talk, bang one good and she'll tell her friends.


if they are good enough to keep their car running for the cheapest cost then they are the ones good enough to fix your car correctly for the least amount of money. you get out of it what you put in.
 
2013-10-17 12:52:55 PM  
I miss my barber. He had a couple big screens with one hooked up to an xbox while you were waiting. The cuts were always good but I really dug the straight edge shave with hot towel and warm shaving cream. Then the 5 minute neck rub with that vibrating thing he'd put on his hand. Felt like a new man leaving that place.

Sadly my hairline got scared of my face and retreated far enough back that I just shave it now. Yeah, I spend way less now on my hair but I don't think I'm really all that much happier for it.


/3somes aren't just a haircut away
 
2013-10-17 12:55:29 PM  

t3knomanser: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 309x163]


we are done here
 
2013-10-17 12:59:14 PM  
I'd say if you want more threesomes, spend LESS time at a hairdresser.

I used to have hair almost down to my ass, got laid rather frequently.  Yes, there were threesomes involved.

Now, I've got short-ish hair, professionally cut.  Not nearly as much sex now.
 
2013-10-17 01:11:06 PM  
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2013-10-17 01:11:56 PM  
I think I'd still rather fark the muppet.
 
2013-10-17 01:22:35 PM  

Siberian Khatru: TNel: Gaseous Anomaly: TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.

To be fair, they didn't need much help to get laid.

This is true.  I mean most females should have zero problems getting laid as long as they have teeth and hair.

Teeth?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 01:34:56 PM  
CSB:  I had a threesome with my hairdresser and one of her clients.  Several days after she announced her engagement to another dude.

Lesson: Hairdressers belong in the same class as teachers, nurses, and horse-chicks.
 
2013-10-17 01:59:17 PM  
If you've spent $150 on a haircut, you've already been f*cked hard.
 
2013-10-17 02:09:40 PM  

brap: If you've spent $150 on a haircut, you've already been f*cked hard.


A winner is you.
 
2013-10-17 02:32:25 PM  
Woman only need to say, yes.
 
2013-10-17 02:40:57 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: I wouldn't let that woman with yellow hair cut my hair. It'd be like letting a mechanic who drives a car with structural duct-tape fix my car.



Why?  Unlikely she does her own hair.
 
2013-10-17 02:55:12 PM  
Well that article was proof that if you're ugly $150 anything won't help.
 
2013-10-17 03:33:45 PM  

hasty ambush: FormlessOne: grokca: Real men go to barbers.

Sadly harder to find.  Both my  local guys retired in the past three years so either drive 32 miles on one of the  4 days a week the closest one is open or:

[www.newsweekshowcase.com image 300x150]


Bellevue Barber Shop.
 
2013-10-17 03:54:20 PM  
I had a threesome with two girls in Tokyo a long time ago. I was already about to get one of them but her friend didn't get picked up at the club. When we were about to walk to the cab I motioned with my head for her to come too. She did and it was one of the best nights of my life. I don't think I said more than a dozen words to them the whole night.
 
2013-10-17 04:16:26 PM  

My Yali or Yours: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 231x347][riffraf.typepad.com image 300x340]


she has to be in portland right?
/dnrtfa
 
2013-10-17 06:27:33 PM  

bdub77: This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains hair out.


And you looks fabulous.
 
2013-10-17 07:44:45 PM  

Witness99: bdub77: This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.

That hairstyle is not going to get you a threesome.


It will with two necrophiliacs.
 
2013-10-17 08:40:48 PM  
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