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(NYPost)   You want to do two girls at one time? Spend a little extra at your hairdresser   (nypost.com) divider line 97
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2013-10-17 08:49:36 AM  
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2013-10-17 09:04:15 AM  
total gamechanger:  your chances with women are better if you don't look like a slob!
 
2013-10-17 09:04:57 AM  
He went from barely being able to nab a single 4 to bagging two 3s, that's a whole two point increase!
 
2013-10-17 09:07:56 AM  
Yeah, but were either of those dudes hot?
 
2013-10-17 09:17:44 AM  
So, with the guy, it was mostly just the haircut, but, with the two women, there was a big difference in photo quality and makeup as well... the hairdo's helped, but, that is certainly not the only difference between the shots.
 
2013-10-17 09:26:28 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: He went from barely being able to nab a single 4 to bagging two 3s, that's a whole two point increase!


"I never farked a 10, but one night I farked 5 2s.  And I think that ought to count."
 
2013-10-17 09:43:42 AM  
Real men go to barbers.
 
2013-10-17 09:45:16 AM  
This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.
 
2013-10-17 10:11:02 AM  
The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.  The guys cut isn't impressive and if he paid $150 for that then he probably paid for the 3some also.
 
2013-10-17 10:37:29 AM  

TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.  The guys cut isn't impressive and if he paid $150 for that then he probably paid for the 3some also.


The hair style differences DID help (especially the bangs on the 2nd girl, her first picture has way too much forehead)... but, in general I agree, the hairstyle is at best 1/3 of why they look "better' in the after photo.
 
2013-10-17 10:47:08 AM  
Yeah, this is a confidence thing, not a hair thing.
 
2013-10-17 10:47:58 AM  

grokca: Real men go to barbers.

 
2013-10-17 10:48:10 AM  

t3knomanser: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 309x163]


Done in one.
 
2013-10-17 10:49:08 AM  
With an advertisement that long I was expecting a video to load afterward.
 
2013-10-17 10:49:48 AM  
I would not have sex with any of the people pictured in that article...
 
2013-10-17 10:50:53 AM  
Yeah... they never said they were women!
 
2013-10-17 10:51:12 AM  

skozlaw: I would not have sex with any of the people pictured in that article...


Are their knees really that sharp?
 
GBB
2013-10-17 10:51:42 AM  
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She instantly went from "Eh." to "Eh?"

Or is this the Before and After of the looks YOU get?
 
2013-10-17 10:51:48 AM  
I shave my head and I've had threesomes at two different times in my life.
 
2013-10-17 10:51:50 AM  
I always wondered if a site could sink lower than the Daily Fail.

I imagine we'll be getting 8 or 9 Post links a day from here on out.
 
2013-10-17 10:52:17 AM  
Oh, this guy knows all about 2 chicks at the same time..

www.mullet-mania.webs.com
 
2013-10-17 10:53:19 AM  

TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.


To be fair, they didn't need much help to get laid.
 
2013-10-17 10:53:37 AM  
This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.

I'm right there with ya!
 
2013-10-17 10:53:50 AM  
And dress what hair now?
 
2013-10-17 10:54:13 AM  
File under "Press Release Masquerading as Article".
 
2013-10-17 10:55:37 AM  

Gaseous Anomaly: TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.

To be fair, they didn't need much help to get laid.


This is true.  I mean most females should have zero problems getting laid as long as they have teeth and hair.
 
2013-10-17 10:56:07 AM  
Philip McElroy ditched his "stupid scruffy" image for a cleaned-up look that bagged him a threesome.


This never happened.
 
2013-10-17 10:56:09 AM  
Amy looks MUCH better in the before picture. Glasses + forehead = yes please!
 
2013-10-17 10:57:22 AM  
Viral Marketing.
 
2013-10-17 10:57:54 AM  

TNel: The girls before and after have very little differences other than makeup and lighting.  The guys cut isn't impressive and if he paid $150 for that then he probably paid for the 3some also.


The difference in the before and after for the guys is 'Unabomber' vs. 'guy who shaves and has a haircut'.

Both of the guys were scraggly and clearly took no care of their hair. The after has them both cleanshaven (I'd actually guess guy 2 had a straight razor shave), or at least clearly having trimmed the facial hair to 'rugged stubble', as well as going from an Ungroomed mess to something intentional and evenly cut.

The time and attention helps women notice. The fact that these guys bought a 'get laid cut', or had style advice in general, probably boosted their self confidence and self esteem. They probably also had at least a minor wardrobe change. Guy2 is wearing a suit, after all. That's not going to be normal for someone with his 'before' hair.

So: complete style change, yes, it can get you laid.
 
2013-10-17 10:58:59 AM  

ikanreed: skozlaw: I would not have sex with any of the people pictured in that article...

Are their knees really that sharp?


With the exception of Amy, I think I'd suggest it's the opposite problem.

Plus half of them are dudes...
 
2013-10-17 11:01:09 AM  
This is New York City we're talking about.
 
2013-10-17 11:03:34 AM  
I go to a barber because it's cheap and I can hear old Polish guys yelling at each other about politics, the Red Sox and the Patriots.

Worth the price of admission.

Plus I'm married.  All I care about is having my hair short enough not to have to do any hair care aside from shampoo in the shower.
 
2013-10-17 11:03:56 AM  
Thirty-year-old Mischa Gobie (professionally, she goes by the initial G for her last name) is the creator of "The Get Laid Haircut," a term she coined herself.

My barber has had "The fade that gets you laid" on the back of his t-shirts for 10 years now.
 
2013-10-17 11:05:06 AM  

doublesecretprobation: total gamechanger:  your chances with women are better if you don't look like a slob!


This. Exactly what you do with your hair matters surprisingly little, as long as it's clear that you are not just ignoring it.
 
2013-10-17 11:06:33 AM  
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Let's be truthful here..
 
2013-10-17 11:07:56 AM  

bdub77: This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.


Use a hairdryer, apparently.
 
2013-10-17 11:08:40 AM  
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"I never farked a 10. But one night I farked five 2s"
 
2013-10-17 11:09:01 AM  
Every one of those people would have had a big improvement even if they went to supercuts.  They all look like they cut their own hair in the mirror.
 
2013-10-17 11:09:40 AM  
Anyone can have a threesome if their standards are low enough.
 
2013-10-17 11:12:40 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Anyone can have a threesome if their standards are low enough.


Well, the lucky ones are the ones that aren't particular about gender.
 
2013-10-17 11:13:37 AM  

Savage Belief: I shave my head and I've had threesomes at two different times in my life.


Prison doesn't count.
 
2013-10-17 11:16:19 AM  

RedPhoenix122: IdBeCrazyIf: He went from barely being able to nab a single 4 to bagging two 3s, that's a whole two point increase!

"I never farked a 10, but one night I farked 5 2s.  And I think that ought to count."


Quantity has a quality of it's own
 
2013-10-17 11:16:42 AM  

bdub77: This article is so stupid it makes me want to blow my brains out.


That hairstyle is not going to get you a threesome.
 
2013-10-17 11:17:08 AM  

blatz514: Oh, this guy knows all about 2 chicks at the same time..

[www.mullet-mania.webs.com image 500x375]


Sisters don't count.
 
2013-10-17 11:17:12 AM  

GBB: [thenypost.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]
She instantly went from "Eh." to "Eh?"

Or is this the Before and After of the looks YOU get?


Is that one of the girls from the threesome? If so, I wouldn't exactly brag about that.
 
2013-10-17 11:19:38 AM  

grokca: Real men go to barbers.


CSB:

The barber shop I go to (Weldon Barber; Mill Creek, WA) is kind of a "yuppie" establishment.  But on the plus side, young girls work there, they always have sports playing on the TV in the lobby, and they do a damn fine straight razor shave.
 
2013-10-17 11:19:50 AM  

genepool lifeboat: blatz514: Oh, this guy knows all about 2 chicks at the same time..

[www.mullet-mania.webs.com image 500x375]

Sisters don't count.


How about cousins?  'Cause I have a lot of cute cousins.
 
2013-10-17 11:21:31 AM  
Dear Penthouse:
I never thought this would happen to me..
 
2013-10-17 11:21:33 AM  
Separated at birth?

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