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(Essex Chronicle)   The wrong Halloween costume could affect your fertility, council warns   (essexchronicle.co.uk) divider line 17
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2013-10-17 12:32:36 PM
Only if it,s made of bacon, apparently...
 
2013-10-17 12:32:46 PM
If you're prefers, you're less fertile, right?
 
2013-10-17 12:33:29 PM
Preggers. Stupid auto comfort.
 
2013-10-17 12:34:52 PM
Dnrta, but I'm guessing it's about guys dressing in Rainbow Brite costumes, isn't it?!
 
2013-10-17 12:38:42 PM
Anyone else read the council members name as "Roger Waters"?
 
2013-10-17 12:39:35 PM
Honestly thought it would be a bunch of really heavy people in tight ill fighting revealing costumes
 
2013-10-17 12:42:31 PM
Yeah...I'm gonna need some pics of sexy Halloween costumes up in here.

You know...to illustrate whatever the point of TFA was...
 
2013-10-17 12:45:58 PM
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... but the right one can increase it
 
2013-10-17 12:46:20 PM
Well then. Everyone should just be naked on Halloween.

/except the fatties
//you guys keep your clothes on
 
2013-10-17 12:48:20 PM
FTA: "BEWARE flammable wigs, fangs that damage fertility and untested make-up this Halloween, say Essex County Council."

Must be props from the Twilight series.
 
2013-10-17 12:49:21 PM
1 + 1 = 2
2 + 2 = 4
3 + 3 = 6
1 + 2 + 3 = DEATH!

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2013-10-17 01:15:30 PM
But using a few sheets of lead to dress up as Chinese milk is still okay?
 
2013-10-17 01:25:01 PM
are there halloween costumes that AREN'T from china?
 
2013-10-17 02:29:55 PM

apotheosis27: are there halloween costumes that AREN'T from china?


Sure...Tiannamen Square Guy, Tibetan Monk, Free Speech Protester, Political Prisoner With All His Kidneys...

/rimshot
 
2013-10-17 02:57:19 PM
If we're all lucky guys who wear skinny jeans and girl jeans will not be fertile at all and it will be a win for humanity.
 
2013-10-17 09:44:07 PM
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2013-10-18 04:24:10 PM
2BuckChuck:
... but the right one can increase it

Fertility increasing costumes don't have to be specific to just one gender.
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