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(Essex Chronicle)   The wrong Halloween costume could affect your fertility, council warns   ( divider line
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3347 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Oct 2013 at 12:31 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-17 12:32:36 PM  
Only if it,s made of bacon, apparently...
2013-10-17 12:32:46 PM  
If you're prefers, you're less fertile, right?
2013-10-17 12:33:29 PM  
Preggers. Stupid auto comfort.
2013-10-17 12:34:52 PM  
Dnrta, but I'm guessing it's about guys dressing in Rainbow Brite costumes, isn't it?!
2013-10-17 12:38:42 PM  
Anyone else read the council members name as "Roger Waters"?
2013-10-17 12:39:35 PM  
Honestly thought it would be a bunch of really heavy people in tight ill fighting revealing costumes
2013-10-17 12:42:31 PM  
Yeah...I'm gonna need some pics of sexy Halloween costumes up in here.

You illustrate whatever the point of TFA was...
2013-10-17 12:45:58 PM
... but the right one can increase it
2013-10-17 12:46:20 PM  
Well then. Everyone should just be naked on Halloween.

/except the fatties
//you guys keep your clothes on
2013-10-17 12:48:20 PM  
FTA: "BEWARE flammable wigs, fangs that damage fertility and untested make-up this Halloween, say Essex County Council."

Must be props from the Twilight series.
2013-10-17 12:49:21 PM  
1 + 1 = 2
2 + 2 = 4
3 + 3 = 6
1 + 2 + 3 = DEATH!
2013-10-17 01:15:30 PM  
But using a few sheets of lead to dress up as Chinese milk is still okay?
2013-10-17 01:25:01 PM  
are there halloween costumes that AREN'T from china?
2013-10-17 02:29:55 PM  

apotheosis27: are there halloween costumes that AREN'T from china?

Sure...Tiannamen Square Guy, Tibetan Monk, Free Speech Protester, Political Prisoner With All His Kidneys...

2013-10-17 02:57:19 PM  
If we're all lucky guys who wear skinny jeans and girl jeans will not be fertile at all and it will be a win for humanity.
2013-10-17 09:44:07 PM
2013-10-18 04:24:10 PM  
... but the right one can increase it

Fertility increasing costumes don't have to be specific to just one gender.
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