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(Fox News)   "Please excuse Charles Walker and Joseph Jenkins from their life sentences for murder. Signed, Epstein's mother." Department of Corrections: Seems legit   (foxnews.com) divider line 23
    More: Florida, Joseph Jenkins, Florida state prisons, official receiver, Theo Epstein, life sentences, Florida Department of Law Enforcement  
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2013-10-17 05:13:26 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-17 06:18:31 AM
"You're in the wrong line, dumbass!" *smack*
 
2013-10-17 08:50:12 AM
Sounds like a CIA plot.

/Okay, I watch too many movies.
 
2013-10-17 08:56:55 AM
Vinnie Barbarino heard exclaiming

"Wha?"

"Whay-a?"
 
2013-10-17 08:58:26 AM
Florida Department of Corrections Secretary Michael Crews said in a statement to WOGX-TV that the agency is reviewing the releases to make sure that no other inmates have been released based on falsified documents.

Hahaha, now they don't know whether they let more go that they never noticed.
 
2013-10-17 08:58:52 AM
FLORIDA, WHY YOU SO STUPID?????
 
2013-10-17 09:11:01 AM
They probably still use fax machines. You could forge the documents in MS Paint.
 
2013-10-17 09:11:12 AM
I love the fact that Welcome Back Kotter jokes are still being thrown around in 2013.
 
2013-10-17 09:13:09 AM
LEEEEROOOOOYYYY JENKINS!
 
2013-10-17 09:22:26 AM
I cannot imagine a scenario where a life in prison dude is getting released that you do not pick up the phone and verify the order w the judge.... WTF

/oh Florida.... Never mind then....
 
2013-10-17 09:29:12 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that neither of them will have the sense to leave the state. They'll be caught in the general vicinity of where they committed the murders that landed them in jail in the first place.

/Criminals are stupid.
 
2013-10-17 09:38:04 AM

Mudd's woman: Vinnie Barbarino heard exclaiming

"Wha?"

"Whay-a?"


Up your nose with a rubber hose.
 
2013-10-17 09:40:33 AM

Cybernetic: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that neither of them will have the sense to leave the state. They'll be caught in the general vicinity of where they committed the murders that landed them in jail in the first place.

/Criminals are stupid.


Yep, if they've got any brains at all, they're already in a country with no extradition treaty.

I'd bet they don't.
 
2013-10-17 09:45:11 AM

Cybernetic: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that neither of them will have the sense to leave the state. They'll be caught in the general vicinity of where they committed the murders that landed them in jail in the first place.

/Criminals are stupid.


And the police aren't much better.
 
2013-10-17 09:56:45 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Cybernetic: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that neither of them will have the sense to leave the state. They'll be caught in the general vicinity of where they committed the murders that landed them in jail in the first place.

/Criminals are stupid.

And the police aren't much better.


They're usually from the same family, plus some police departments have a maximum allowable IQ for officers.

/yes really
//read the article here on fark, it explained a lot
 
2013-10-17 10:08:10 AM
Mr. Kotter doesn't take these types of shenanigans lightly.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-17 10:25:11 AM
Heard about this on the local Public Radio news feed this morning.  Now, it's pretty hard to make a Floridian say, "Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot," but this shiat did the trick.

/nods sheepishly - yep, I'm a Floridian
 
2013-10-17 10:33:46 AM
If I hadn't invested so much time into this Fark handle I think I would seriously consider being Epstein's Mother. As it stands the name may have to wait until I decide to finalise my Frank Zappa/Welcome Back Kotter tribute band Epstein's Mother of Invention.
 
2013-10-17 12:00:51 PM

Obama's Left Nut: I cannot imagine a scenario where a life in prison dude is getting released that you do not pick up the phone and verify the order w the judge.... WTF

/oh Florida.... Never mind then....


"Warden, this here piece of paper says to release Charles Manson."

"So release him."

"But shouldn't we maybe call somebody to check it out?"

"What for?!?  If the paper says release him, release him."

"Ok, it also says that you should go fark yourself."

"Seriously?  Let me see that.  Well I guess it does.  Excuse me I'll be in my office for about 30 minutes."
 
2013-10-17 02:25:25 PM

Cybernetic: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that neither of them will have the sense to leave the state. They'll be caught in the general vicinity of where they committed the murders that landed them in jail in the first place.

/Criminals are stupid.


...doing 85 in a 60 in a stolen car with no plates
 
2013-10-17 02:44:28 PM

Cybernetic: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that neither of them will have the sense to leave the state. They'll be caught in the general vicinity of where they committed the murders that landed them in jail in the first place.

/Criminals are stupid.


It's 2013, they'll post their whereabouts on Facebook.
 
2013-10-17 04:38:34 PM
Once again, Idiocracy proves to be prophetic.

i349.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-17 04:44:42 PM

NutWrench: "You're in the wrong line, dumbass!" *smack*


I see that my hopes of making the first reference were wildly optimistic.
 
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