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(Mercury News)   Gummi bears creator dies at age 90. Friends say the secret to his longevity was never eating gummi bears   (mercurynews.com) divider line 25
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2013-10-17 09:31:33 AM
Goodnight, candy-making man.

/Love gummi bears.
 
2013-10-17 09:33:24 AM
It would have been ironic had he froze to death
 
2013-10-17 09:38:00 AM
Funny; I figured the secret to his longevity would be gummiberry juice.
 
2013-10-17 09:40:17 AM

Millennium: Funny; I figured the secret to his longevity would be gummiberry juice.


At least his friends thought he was dashing and daring.
 
2013-10-17 09:44:18 AM
Goodnight, making rendered hides, cattle, pig, horse, and bones funny and delicious man.
 
2013-10-17 09:49:33 AM
I'm so happy 'cuz I'm a gummy bear!  Gummy bear!
 
2013-10-17 09:50:01 AM
He is no longer bouncing here, or there, or everywhere?
 
2013-10-17 10:07:56 AM
You don't eat the bears, silly.  You drink the gummy berry juice!
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2013-10-17 10:24:03 AM
This is a sad sad day


:(
 
2013-10-17 10:36:55 AM
Gummi bears are almost indigestible. The average American has a mass of them in his stomach weighing 3.2 pounds.
 
2013-10-17 10:37:50 AM
"Gummy bear? They've been in my pocket. They're real warm and soft.  "
 
2013-10-17 11:28:42 AM
Yuck
 
2013-10-17 12:26:45 PM
Sadly, he never recovered emotionally from the loss of his life's work:

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2013-10-17 12:41:04 PM
"Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns."
 
2013-10-17 12:42:59 PM
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2013-10-17 01:34:29 PM
Gummi bears creator dies in 1945. His son just died at age 90. Friends say the secret to his longevity was never eating gummi bears

Fixed for subby, unless I'm reading the article wrong.
 
2013-10-17 02:13:05 PM

Stile4aly: Sadly, he never recovered emotionally from the loss of his life's work:

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Will you people stop saying "gummi" so much?
 
2013-10-17 02:13:34 PM
 
2013-10-17 02:45:37 PM
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2013-10-17 05:29:53 PM
I guess he's not warm & soft anymore.
 
2013-10-17 05:38:02 PM
Haribo Sour gummy cola bottles is heaven's currency
 
2013-10-17 09:19:51 PM

zerkalo: Haribo Sour gummy cola bottles is heaven's currency


Pretty much this.

I do love gummy candy. But Haribo is so much beyond all that.
 
2013-10-18 01:22:07 AM
This is Haribo news.
 
2013-10-18 01:22:22 AM
Those things taste haribo.
 
2013-10-18 08:16:49 PM
He chose to be buried in a Gummi Coffin(TM), the only one in the world outside of Red Square. The sugar will preserve him for thousands of years provided you keep it dry and don't let Hansel & Gretel at it.

Hansel?

Gretel?

Ja! We love Gummi!

Uh-oh!

I'd like to be buried in one of those brilliant custom art coffins from Ghana. You could easily be buried in a Gummi bear or a Coke bottle if you fancy that.
 
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