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(News.com.au)   Single woman wishing for a knight in shining armor throws fake wedding for herself. Knight in shining armor shows up   (news.com.au) divider line 37
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2013-10-17 09:57:57 AM
6 votes:
If only he had walked up to her in his suit of armor and yelled "NI!", and just sauntered off...
2013-10-17 09:55:13 AM
6 votes:
And now that her life long dream is fulfilled she no longer has any goals. Now its time to get fat and or screw all his friends.
2013-10-17 09:54:05 AM
4 votes:
20 years from now, he'll be a hollow shell of a man... no better than an empty suit of armor.
2013-10-17 10:53:22 AM
3 votes:

Old_Chief_Scott: Look, I know a lot of you people here on Fark have mental health issues, but do you think you could collectively control your ADHD for just a couple of minutes and stay on topic?


I knew a Scott once.
2013-10-17 10:15:49 AM
3 votes:

LarryDan43: And now that her life long dream is fulfilled she no longer has any goals. Now its time to get fat and or screw all his friends.


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2013-10-17 09:43:48 AM
3 votes:
I thought feminism states that a woman without a bicycle is like a fish without a man... or something.
2013-10-17 02:53:22 PM
2 votes:
Methinks she has seen this movie too many times.

www.murielsweddingmovie.com
2013-10-17 11:50:17 AM
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: FTFA: We hope the lucky knight was this handsome.

That is not handsome.


He's SCA handsome.
2013-10-17 11:33:17 AM
2 votes:

Literally Addicted: tillerman35: The Third Man: And this story hasn't been made into a rom-com yet why?  Every single woman over 30 would watch this movie about 5 times in the theaters and then about 100 times when it came on Lifetime.

Not just single women.  I did not know it was possible to wear out a DVD until my lovely and beautiful wife (who couldn't possibly know my Fark handle, uh, right Honey?) got a copy of Bride and Prejudice.

Don't speak for this single woman, please.  Rom-coms make me want to throw up.


Well, you're not supposed to eat them...
2013-10-17 11:25:32 AM
2 votes:
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2013-10-17 11:12:24 AM
2 votes:

Old_Chief_Scott: Look, I know a lot of you people here on Fark have mental health issues, but do you think you could collectively control your ADHD for just a couple of minutes and stay on topic?


stay on topic... stay on topic...
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2013-10-17 10:34:21 AM
2 votes:
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2013-10-17 10:06:47 AM
2 votes:
The only way that story would have been better is if two guys had shown up wearing armor.

Three dudes and you really would have the makings of a rom-com.  Mama-Mia for the Me Generation.
2013-10-17 09:58:32 AM
2 votes:
resources2.news.com.au

I'd bury my sword in her.
2013-10-17 09:54:55 AM
2 votes:
And this story hasn't been made into a rom-com yet why?  Every single woman over 30 would watch this movie about 5 times in the theaters and then about 100 times when it came on Lifetime.
2013-10-17 09:51:25 AM
2 votes:
I'm hovering between sweet and stalker.
2013-10-17 09:00:20 AM
2 votes:
She's not crazy at all.
2013-10-17 01:51:55 PM
1 votes:
My sympathy for hot, lonely women is right down there with billionaires who don't think they have enough money.
2013-10-17 12:53:22 PM
1 votes:

CrazyCracka420: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [resources2.news.com.au image 650x366]

I'd bury my sword in her.

I'd bury my dick so deep, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.


And would also be a little bit gay.

NTTAWWT...
2013-10-17 12:43:57 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [resources2.news.com.au image 650x366]

I'd bury my sword in her.


I'd bury my dick so deep, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
2013-10-17 12:18:49 PM
1 votes:
A former coworker of mine was planning her future wedding, she had the magazines out all the time pouring through them cutting out pictures of stuff she liked. She was online looking at venues to hold the wedding and on weekends she would visit some of these places. She had everything except the guy. She would go on about her list of the qualities her man. If a man like the one she had dreamed up existed he would have been snatched up quick or he was a Disney character.
2013-10-17 11:53:09 AM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: [resources1.news.com.au image 650x366]

FTFA: We hope the lucky knight was this handsome.

That is not handsome.


Take a close look at his expression. He just peed in his armor.
2013-10-17 11:50:49 AM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: [resources1.news.com.au image 650x366]

FTFA: We hope the lucky knight was this handsome.

That is not handsome.


British Aussie handsome?
2013-10-17 11:43:58 AM
1 votes:

headstone: Don't speak for this single woman, please.  Rom-coms make me want to throw up.

Well, you're not supposed to eat them...

That's

what I'm doing wrong.
2013-10-17 11:37:52 AM
1 votes:

Old_Chief_Scott: Look, I know a lot of you people here on Fark have mental health issues, but do you think you could collectively control your ADHD for just a couple of minutes and stay on topic?



wattsupwiththat.files.wordpress.com

I read all your posts with his voice sounding in my head. Can't help it.
2013-10-17 11:15:10 AM
1 votes:

Slypork: frepnog: DeathByGeekSquad: Old_Chief_Scott: Look, I know a lot of you people here on Fark have mental health issues, but do you think you could collectively control your ADHD for just a couple of minutes and stay on topic?

I knew a Scott once.

one of my best friends from days gone by was named scott.  he was from arkansas.  you know anyone from arkansas?

Why do they pronounce it ar-can-saw? Shouldn't it be pronounced the way we say Kansas?


That's racist.
2013-10-17 11:08:44 AM
1 votes:

duenor: This story is banal, unsubstantiated, sensational tripe. And there are many more like it on here. I think I'm done. Goodbye, fark world.


I don't think it was very sensational.
2013-10-17 11:07:41 AM
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: that was my nickname in highschool: The only way that story would have been better is if two guys had shown up wearing armor.

Three Sixteen dudes and you really would have the makings of a rom-com pr0n.


...in five fir trees?
2013-10-17 11:00:13 AM
1 votes:

DeathByGeekSquad: Old_Chief_Scott: Look, I know a lot of you people here on Fark have mental health issues, but do you think you could collectively control your ADHD for just a couple of minutes and stay on topic?

I knew a Scott once.


one of my best friends from days gone by was named scott.  he was from arkansas.  you know anyone from arkansas?
2013-10-17 10:59:08 AM
1 votes:

Old_Chief_Scott: Look, I know a lot of you people here on Fark [...]


Apparently you don't, if you follow up with this:

Old_Chief_Scott: [...] do you think you could collectively control your ADHD for just a couple of minutes and stay on topic?


:D
2013-10-17 10:33:17 AM
1 votes:
Joke's on her.  Now she's married to the SCA.
2013-10-17 10:21:59 AM
1 votes:

Public Savant: If only he had walked up to her in his suit of armor and yelled "NI!", and just sauntered off...


muttering " Not quite the bush I was looking for..."
2013-10-17 10:19:39 AM
1 votes:
There is a lot of cra-cra in this article.  I don't mind someone embracing the single lifestyle and celebrating it.  But what she did was akin to a sterile woman walking around with a doll, constantly trying to nurse it.

And the dude who feels like his only options are to cower away from her or show up in full armor, yeah, that's stable.
2013-10-17 10:17:56 AM
1 votes:
I do the same thing with bachelor parties.
2013-10-17 10:04:41 AM
1 votes:
What is this fake bullsh*t trying to virally advertise?
2013-10-17 10:03:45 AM
1 votes:

The Third Man: And this story hasn't been made into a rom-com yet why?  Every single woman over 30 would watch this movie about 5 times in the theaters and then about 100 times when it came on Lifetime.


And guys will be forced to take their dates to the POS movie just in the hopes she'll be so turned on by the romance that he'll get a handy on the way home.
2013-10-17 09:56:14 AM
1 votes:
two more human beings that will be miserable in the years to come.
 
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