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(News.com.au)   Single woman wishing for a knight in shining armor throws fake wedding for herself. Knight in shining armor shows up   (news.com.au) divider line 120
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2013-10-17 12:53:22 PM  

CrazyCracka420: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [resources2.news.com.au image 650x366]

I'd bury my sword in her.

I'd bury my dick so deep, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.


And would also be a little bit gay.

NTTAWWT...
 
2013-10-17 12:54:28 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Satan's Bunny Slippers: No Such Agency: [www.computermuseum.li image 300x300]
[www.computermuseum.li image 300x300]

OK, I'll beg for leniency....could I have a hint?

That's a Cray supercomputer.


I was thinking it was some sort of super chess computer, and something about a knight from chess.
 
2013-10-17 01:03:28 PM  

PunGent: CrazyCracka420: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [resources2.news.com.au image 650x366]

I'd bury my sword in her.

I'd bury my dick so deep, that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

And would also be a little bit gay.

NTTAWWT...


More than a little bit
 
2013-10-17 01:26:06 PM  
Think this will work if a guy does it? :p
 
2013-10-17 01:38:37 PM  

No Such Agency: [www.computermuseum.li image 300x300]
[www.computermuseum.li image 300x300]


cray... cray... Ooooooh... hahaha ...
penis.
 
2013-10-17 01:51:55 PM  
My sympathy for hot, lonely women is right down there with billionaires who don't think they have enough money.
 
2013-10-17 02:40:12 PM  

hitlersbrain: My sympathy for hot, lonely women is right down there with billionaires who don't think they have enough money.


don't know if she was hot.  All the photos in the article were stock photos.
 
2013-10-17 02:50:44 PM  
So, her only life goal is to get married, and she's so upset that she isn't married by THIRTY? She didn't need to throw herself a wedding, she needed to throw herself into a mental institution. It reminds me of the people whose only life goal is to breed.
 
2013-10-17 02:53:22 PM  
Methinks she has seen this movie too many times.

www.murielsweddingmovie.com
 
2013-10-17 03:18:17 PM  
"She did the whole wedding herself. She wore the white dress and everything and she wasn't ashamed."

She should be.

/I mean, if this article wasn't fake.
 
2013-10-17 03:23:09 PM  
All of the guests brought gifts. She had the big cake but on the cake she just had a bride figurine. It was everything except the actual ceremony."...

"She made it really fun," Ms McCawley said.

"She knew it was a bit crazy but she thought 'well instead of having a 30th why not do this and invite all of my friends?'...

Well, its certainly the most unique 30th b-day party I've heard of this year.

/my sis-in-law is throwing my bro a ($100 a couple) 'surprise' party but he already knows all about it, plus he only got her to do it because he whined that he'd 'never had one'. Of course he's -never- bothered to organize a surprise party for anyone else.
So all-in-all I'd rather go to this crazy bride party than his b/c she was upfront about everything.
 
2013-10-17 03:29:10 PM  

nanim: Of course he's -never- bothered to organize a surprise party for anyone else.


most people don't live in sitcoms.  most people never have or throw or attend a "surprise" party.  much like the gigantic house party, those mostly only exist on film.
 
2013-10-17 03:53:07 PM  
bmschwartz.files.wordpress.com
The woman in TFA had the second most embarrassing wedding ever.

/I miss Rodman.
 
2013-10-17 04:18:56 PM  

frepnog: nanim: Of course he's -never- bothered to organize a surprise party for anyone else.

most people don't live in sitcoms.  most people never have or throw or attend a "surprise" party.  much like the gigantic house party, those mostly only exist on film.


Gigantic house parties happened fairly regularly in college. I've been to a surprise party too although it was pretty boring. I suspect surprise parties are only really fun for for that group of people who end the party at 9 because they're volunteering at their church in the morning.
 
2013-10-17 06:08:08 PM  
Pfffff... meh.  Some noob white-knights some AW and tl;dr.  Dude, he should know white knighting never gets you laid.
 
2013-10-17 07:13:44 PM  

Literally Addicted: tillerman35: The Third Man: And this story hasn't been made into a rom-com yet why?  Every single woman over 30 would watch this movie about 5 times in the theaters and then about 100 times when it came on Lifetime.

Not just single women.  I did not know it was possible to wear out a DVD until my lovely and beautiful wife (who couldn't possibly know my Fark handle, uh, right Honey?) got a copy of Bride and Prejudice.

Don't speak for this single woman, please.  Rom-coms make me want to throw up.


Please tell me it's only the majority of Rom Coms from the past 30 years, as there are some pretty awesome Rom Coms from 1930 to 1970. Some Like it Hot is one of the funniest films of all time, and I would argue that it's a Rom Com. Design for Living is also pretty awesome too, and that was from the 1930s. Pierrot le fou is also a demented rom com of sorts too.

/single woman who doesn't lump all rom coms together, and thinks the classic films are awesome
//also, one could argue that Disney films and Despicable Me 2 are rom coms, and those movies are entertaining
 
2013-10-17 07:47:44 PM  

HailRobonia: Tr0mBoNe: Satan's Bunny Slippers: No Such Agency: [www.computermuseum.li image 300x300]
[www.computermuseum.li image 300x300]

OK, I'll beg for leniency....could I have a hint?

That's a Cray supercomputer.

I was thinking it was some sort of super chess computer, and something about a knight from chess.


Bangkok?
 
2013-10-17 07:51:14 PM  

BohemianGraham: Literally Addicted: tillerman35: The Third Man: And this story hasn't been made into a rom-com yet why?  Every single woman over 30 would watch this movie about 5 times in the theaters and then about 100 times when it came on Lifetime.

Not just single women.  I did not know it was possible to wear out a DVD until my lovely and beautiful wife (who couldn't possibly know my Fark handle, uh, right Honey?) got a copy of Bride and Prejudice.

Don't speak for this single woman, please.  Rom-coms make me want to throw up.

Please tell me it's only the majority of Rom Coms from the past 30 years, as there are some pretty awesome Rom Coms from 1930 to 1970. Some Like it Hot is one of the funniest films of all time, and I would argue that it's a Rom Com. Design for Living is also pretty awesome too, and that was from the 1930s. Pierrot le fou is also a demented rom com of sorts too.

/single woman who doesn't lump all rom coms together, and thinks the classic films are awesome
//also, one could argue that Disney films and Despicable Me 2 are rom coms, and those movies are entertaining


Animation doesn't count as Rom Com, nor does anything made before 1979. Those are silver screens, and yes they are awesome. 
1980- onward? MOre likely.
Anything with insipid writing? Definitely.
Pacific RIm? Too close for comfort. But then again, I root for C'thulu. <.<
 
2013-10-18 01:48:55 AM  

Anastacya: I'm hovering between sweet and stalker.


A highly subjective dichotomy.
 
2013-10-18 10:20:38 PM  

groppet: A former coworker of mine was planning her future wedding, she had the magazines out all the time pouring through them cutting out pictures of stuff she liked. She was online looking at venues to hold the wedding and on weekends she would visit some of these places. She had everything except the guy. She would go on about her list of the qualities her man. If a man like the one she had dreamed up existed he would have been snatched up quick or he was a Disney character.


All the girls I know who were like this wound up settling when the call of the uterus became too great. I'm not shocked that their relationships suck these days if they even still exist, I just feel bad for the kids.
 
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