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(UPI)   Ke$ha tells Jimmy Kimmel that her vagina is haunted   (upi.com) divider line 70
    More: Obvious, Jimmy Kimmel, cosmetology  
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3255 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Oct 2013 at 8:44 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-17 02:06:03 AM  
Ke$ha tells Jimmy Kimmel that her va¢ina is haunted,  asks him to £ his₫ into her ₡.
Kimmel says he had no  ¥ to£ into a kr.Kimmel closed, saying he was just keeping it ﷼
 
2013-10-17 02:33:50 AM  
Is that what they call STDs nowadays?
 
2013-10-17 05:10:01 AM  
www.badderhomesandgardens.com
 
2013-10-17 08:44:54 AM  
Done in 2
 
2013-10-17 08:52:50 AM  
You can tell she's serious from her attire
 
2013-10-17 08:53:07 AM  
I thinks she looks like she would smell bad.  Like a combination of crotch rot and gin.
 
2013-10-17 08:53:25 AM  
Must have a new album coming out.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-10-17 08:59:38 AM  
cdn01.cdn.justjared.comwww.swimsuitsdirect.comShe has a very odd body
 
2013-10-17 08:59:40 AM  
Is that why you can put your lips to. . .errr. . ."hers", moan creepily and hear something back?  I just thought that was an echo.
 
2013-10-17 09:03:54 AM  
Ironically, her new album is called Spooks in my Cootch.
 
2013-10-17 09:06:36 AM  

WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body


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Odd as in built like a soggy buscuit?
 
2013-10-17 09:06:49 AM  
say what you will...i don't care...i'd wreck that chick! don't know exactly what it is about her, but i like her
 
2013-10-17 09:13:52 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 09:20:47 AM  
Well, I ain't 'fraid of no ghost.

WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body


Ok, maybe I am.
 
2013-10-17 09:24:56 AM  
Look! Tepee in your trunks!
(Hanks gasps, the camera pans back to reveal his erection)  My pants are haunted! My pants are haunted!
 
2013-10-17 09:27:15 AM  

WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body


Built like a thumb.

/not mine, but I like sharing it.
 
2013-10-17 09:32:25 AM  
Came for the Pixies beach shots
 
2013-10-17 09:34:04 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-17 09:34:50 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Must have a new album coming out.

/dnrtfa


You're even more jaded than I am. I mean, she's only....

Oh, look. Her new single was released last week and her tour starts back up on Oct. 24.
 
2013-10-17 09:39:43 AM  

WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body


And your point is?
 
2013-10-17 09:44:57 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 09:45:37 AM  

beerrun: WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body

Built like a thumb.

/not mine, but I like sharing it.


d3imyo1kk0rcam.cloudfront.net
 
2013-10-17 09:56:02 AM  
I am not sure how I feel.  She is usually gross and dumpy.  This pic confuses me.  It must be the instagram filter.
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-17 10:09:34 AM  
she be gross.
 
2013-10-17 10:12:25 AM  

GalFriday: I thinks she looks like she would smell bad.  Like a combination of crotch rot and gin.



Same here, but I was thinking dried piss and stale beer.  Her pictures are almost like a scratch and sniff.  Every time I see one, I almost imagine I can smell her.
 
2013-10-17 10:20:31 AM  
Wasn't this a Scooby-Doo episode?
 
2013-10-17 10:22:22 AM  
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-10-17 10:27:40 AM  
Really? I have to be the first one?

paneloftheday.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-17 10:33:22 AM  
What Ke$ha at a glory hole may look like

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-17 10:33:53 AM  

WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1 1 111111!!!

MY EYES!  MY EYES!

WTF IS THAT?  WHY IS SHE MAKING MONEY?  WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF!!!???/!!!111
 
2013-10-17 10:37:41 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Is that what they call STDs nowadays?


The ghost of chlamydia past?
 
2013-10-17 10:46:46 AM  
She pretty much trots that one out regularly. Not sure why I know that. I don't think it's anything special for the upcoming album, I think it's just 'her', and the only time she goes on shows is promotional tours, ergo people think it's marketing.

Plus I suspect she cleans up well, when not wearing grannie panties or other fugly clothes.
 
2013-10-17 10:56:39 AM  

WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body


I was thinking more that she has odd clothing choices. But that works too.
 
2013-10-17 11:00:50 AM  

baconbeard: Wasn't this a Scooby-Doo episode?


The one with Mama Cass
 
2013-10-17 11:04:08 AM  
Just because it's dripping with ectoplasm...
 
2013-10-17 11:07:58 AM  
Hm. She's looking good lately, toned up.
 
2013-10-17 11:28:18 AM  

bungle_jr: say what you will...i don't care...i'd wreck that chick! don't know exactly what it is about her, but i like her


There's something to be said about a girl who doesn't mind getting her hands dirty.
 
2013-10-17 11:31:44 AM  
That is not a problem because I have si0.twimg.com
 
2013-10-17 11:40:24 AM  
Sounds like a potential Photoshop theme thread.
 
2013-10-17 12:02:33 PM  
FTFA: And then I got a ghost meter to read it, just beeped at my vagina. It was half off, it's awesome. It seemed to be accurate because I have been going through a dry spell and it was like beeping around and it all makes sense now...

Ew.
 
2013-10-17 12:18:57 PM  
Is she really as weird as she seems, or is it all a marketing act?

Either way she looks like there's a tuna and fart cloud around her.
 
2013-10-17 12:23:33 PM  
No those are just cum bubbles from when you queff dear.
 
2013-10-17 12:25:09 PM  

Anastacya: WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body

I was thinking more that she has odd clothing choices. But that works too.


Could be I guess it is amazing how clothing can change the appearance of people but......
 
2013-10-17 12:26:57 PM  

WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body


What's the deal with the t-shirt?
 
2013-10-17 12:28:30 PM  

beansandfranks: I am not sure how I feel.  She is usually gross and dumpy.  This pic confuses me.  It must be the instagram filter.
[img.fark.net image 550x550]


She was on Conan last night and her face looked really pretty....(didn't see her walk out so don't know about her body) but when she was sitting, her legs were like a 45 year old soccer moms, and she couldn't sit still (drugs?)
 
2013-10-17 12:40:33 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: GalFriday: I thinks she looks like she would smell bad.  Like a combination of crotch rot and gin.


Same here, but I was thinking dried piss and stale beer.  Her pictures are almost like a scratch and sniff.  Every time I see one, I almost imagine I can smell her.


I was imagining it all yeasty, like a loaf of stale moist bread with hints of Limburger...............
 
2013-10-17 12:40:40 PM  

WillofJ2: Anastacya: WillofJ2: [cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 813x1222][www.swimsuitsdirect.com image 548x503]She has a very odd body

I was thinking more that she has odd clothing choices. But that works too.

Could be I guess it is amazing how clothing can change the appearance of people but......


Well, the right clothing can make someone look their age. If she was in a one-piece with a skirt, for instance, it may not be especially sexy but at least it would show off her legs and arms, which look somewhat...uh... muscular. It would also hide those hideous wrinkles. When she had that shirt on it wasn't so bad. The minute that it came off the ugly got exponential.

But your point is also valid.
 
2013-10-17 01:47:03 PM  
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Wait until she finds out it is really her old vagina caretaker who was scaring off visitors while looking for an old lost treasure.
 
2013-10-17 01:59:15 PM  

Bloody William: Really? I have to be the first one?

[paneloftheday.files.wordpress.com image 400x454]


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2013-10-17 01:59:21 PM  

beansandfranks: I am not sure how I feel.  She is usually gross and dumpy.  This pic confuses me.  It must be the instagram filter.


Yea this pic is smokin hot.

Also though she is rich. I would bang her.
 
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