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(Mirror.co.uk)   ""I wasn't drunk. I had only had two or three double vodkas with my lunch"   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2013-10-17 10:15:31 AM  
i2.mirror.co.uk

Article misspelled 74.
 
2013-10-17 10:34:23 AM  

shanrick: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x410]

Article misspelled 74.


Yeah. If she's 54... what the hell, Great Britain??? What. The. Hell???
 
2013-10-17 10:37:10 AM  

baconbeard: shanrick: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x410]

Article misspelled 74.

Yeah. If she's 54... what the hell, Great Britain??? What. The. Hell???


Ridden hard and put away wet?
 
2013-10-17 10:38:15 AM  
wouldn't that have resulted in a DUI in America?
 
2013-10-17 10:38:32 AM  
I see the hero tag is used loosely around here.
 
2013-10-17 10:39:06 AM  

baconbeard: shanrick: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x410]

Article misspelled 74.

Yeah. If she's 54... what the hell, Great Britain??? What. The. Hell???


The pic is a stock photo of an actress, in which the 54 yro was being compared to.  Being British, the 54 yro is no hotter than the actress, so the photo works just as well.
 
2013-10-17 10:42:34 AM  
Old people should not wear plunging necklines...

(ACK!)
 
2013-10-17 10:44:16 AM  

Yellow Beard: wouldn't that have resulted in a DUI in America?


Only if she were riding a lawn mower.
 
2013-10-17 10:45:24 AM  

blatz514: Yellow Beard: wouldn't that have resulted in a DUI in America?

Only if she were riding a lawn mower.


Or a unicycle.
 
2013-10-17 10:49:58 AM  

hillary: lack of warmth: baconbeard: shanrick: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x410]

Article misspelled 74.

Yeah. If she's 54... what the hell, Great Britain??? What. The. Hell???

The pic is a stock photo of an actress, in which the 54 yro was being compared to.  Being British, the 54 yro is no hotter than the actress, so the photo works just as well.

Sheila Reid age 76 as of December 21 of this year in Benidorm

the show is hilarious, BTW.


hilarious. I love the fat gay guy so much
 
2013-10-17 10:57:17 AM  
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-10-17 11:01:52 AM  
I came to post the picture of Lucille winking at the "don't mix with alcohol" warning... but I was too late.
 
2013-10-17 11:06:17 AM  
benrhopkins.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-17 11:08:54 AM  
Two or three vodka doubles with lunch?

That's like me doing a few jumping jacks before going jogging.
 
2013-10-17 11:09:21 AM  

tricycleracer: blatz514: Yellow Beard: wouldn't that have resulted in a DUI in America?

Only if she were riding a lawn mower.

Or a unicycle.


Or snowmobile.
 
2013-10-17 11:10:08 AM  

Colin O'Scopy: Old people should not wear plunging necklines...

(ACK!)


Working at an airport and getting a kick out of that.  although, worth it.  Cause at the end of the day for every awful, horrid, diseased, skin tag ridden, hyena skinned woman you see there are at least 10 really awesome and mind blowing ones.

The thing that gets me is there are plenty of women well into there 60's that look great and young ones that look they belong on the football field.  As in they have a face only a punter could love, and grip.  I have seen women that were 27, looking 47 and I think that looks even more scary.  Dear god, don't tan.

If you tan you are going to look like an aged football in time.  Sun, smoking and hard drinking are going to kill anyone's skin.

/airport scary sight.  the meat muffin...
 
2013-10-17 11:14:36 AM  

lack of warmth: tricycleracer: blatz514: Yellow Beard: wouldn't that have resulted in a DUI in America?

Only if she were riding a lawn mower.

Or a unicycle.

Or snowmobile.


Or a golf cart at a private country club
 
2013-10-17 11:23:38 AM  

kd8our: Colin O'Scopy: Old people should not wear plunging necklines...

(ACK!)

Working at an airport and getting a kick out of that.  although, worth it.  Cause at the end of the day for every awful, horrid, diseased, skin tag ridden, hyena skinned woman you see there are at least 10 really awesome and mind blowing ones.

The thing that gets me is there are plenty of women well into there 60's that look great and young ones that look they belong on the football field.  As in they have a face only a punter could love, and grip.  I have seen women that were 27, looking 47 and I think that looks even more scary.  Dear god, don't tan.

If you tan you are going to look like an aged football in time.  Sun, smoking and hard drinking are going to kill anyone's skin.

/airport scary sight.  the meat muffin...


I have to say that being deathly allergic to the sun has its blessings. I may be so white that I glow, but I know that my skin will have few, if any, serious wrinkles as I progress into my older years (I am 32). I may fall apart due to the other "it's not lupus" lupus issues, but at least it shouldn't be melanoma.
 
2013-10-17 11:23:38 AM  
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It was a hard day at the office
 
2013-10-17 11:24:43 AM  

macadamnut: [benrhopkins.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]


Little early for festivities?
 
2013-10-17 11:27:09 AM  
Lunch!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-17 11:27:29 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-17 11:30:04 AM  

erupt2001: I see the hero tag is used loosely around here.


Something else is loose around here too ...
 
2013-10-17 11:30:48 AM  

hillary: lack of warmth: baconbeard: shanrick: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x410]

Article misspelled 74.

Yeah. If she's 54... what the hell, Great Britain??? What. The. Hell???

The pic is a stock photo of an actress, in which the 54 yro was being compared to.  Being British, the 54 yro is no hotter than the actress, so the photo works just as well.

Sheila Reid age 76 as of December 21 of this year in Benidorm

the show is hilarious, BTW.

2 years back, the family stayed in the Hotel Dal Matas which is 100yds from 'Mels Molbility'. it took me a day to figure out why the place looked so familiar.

 
2013-10-17 11:38:31 AM  

macadamnut: [benrhopkins.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]


Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it?
 
2013-10-17 11:43:52 AM  

bearded clamorer: lack of warmth: tricycleracer: blatz514: Yellow Beard: wouldn't that have resulted in a DUI in America?

Only if she were riding a lawn mower.

Or a unicycle.

Or snowmobile.

Or a golf cart at a private country club


Or not driving at all and sleeping in your car in your driveway with the keys in under the seat.
 
2013-10-17 11:44:30 AM  
*under the seat

/not drunk
//I swear ossifer
 
2013-10-17 11:48:49 AM  

guygadbois: macadamnut: [benrhopkins.files.wordpress.com image 850x478]

Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it?


You got it righter than I did.

\getinthebackofthevan
 
2013-10-17 11:50:52 AM  
If the scooter can't go faster than 8 mph I don't see how she could endanger anyone but herself, so the cops should MYOMFB.
 
2013-10-17 11:52:12 AM  
Approves.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
/Obscure.
 
2013-10-17 11:57:37 AM  
cdn.pagelines.com
 
2013-10-17 12:01:48 PM  
FTFA: Tina Morris, 54, claimed she had only stopped because her back was sore.

a GIS for Tina Morris resulted in...
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com and biology.appstate.edu and encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-17 12:09:26 PM  
And her Fark handle is...?

/tired old joke is tired
 
2013-10-17 12:54:22 PM  

erupt2001: I see the hero tag is used loosely around here.


How much do you drink that 6 shots at lunch isn't heroic? Your liver must hate you.
 
2013-10-17 01:02:22 PM  

mdeesnuts: erupt2001: I see the hero tag is used loosely around here.

How much do you drink that 6 shots at lunch isn't heroic? Your liver must hate you.


I'm pretty sure we could have an article about Superman saving a basket full of orphans holding deaf puppies and blind kittens ALL on their way to recieve a heart transplant where the donor hearts came from fallen soldiers and K9/feline officers killed in the line of duty and someone would still biatch about using the hero tag.
 
2013-10-17 01:31:29 PM  
Russians: 'Ffffft, lightweight.'
 
2013-10-17 01:45:35 PM  
From the article
"I was having a fag because my back was hurting."


English....
 
2013-10-17 08:20:45 PM  

baconbeard: shanrick: [i2.mirror.co.uk image 615x410]

Article misspelled 74.

Yeah. If she's 54... what the hell, Great Britain??? What. The. Hell???


Smoking = premature aging.
 
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