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(YouTube)   HELL NO: The Sensible Horror Film (Spoiler Alert: Everyone lives)   (youtube.com) divider line 13
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2013-10-17 10:09:15 AM
OMG the carnage - unreal.  Thanks subby. Now I wont sleep for a week!
 
2013-10-17 10:49:35 AM
heh.  lulz
 
2013-10-17 11:25:57 AM
All those fark heads who scream things at movies like "Don't go in there!" or "Look behind you!" need to watch this shiat and see how boring movies would be if they did things that made sense.
 
2013-10-17 12:05:15 PM
They missed one: "Hey Daphne! I know you're in your babydoll nightie, but the lights are out and I just heard a noise in the basement. Could you go check, alone?"
 
2013-10-17 12:27:42 PM
Next time, on Homicidal Maniac Therapy: Jason shares his poem with the group.
 
2013-10-17 12:44:36 PM
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Nice rack, and smart enough to leave.
 
2013-10-17 01:07:24 PM
I chortled. Sick of horror movies lately. Same shiat every time. Except maybe cabin in the woods, that was unique.
 
2013-10-17 03:33:26 PM

BEER_ME_in_CT: I chortled. Sick of horror movies lately. Same shiat every time. Except maybe cabin in the woods, that was unique.


* Ding *
 
2013-10-17 05:04:14 PM

ReapTheChaos: All those fark heads who scream things at movies like "Don't go in there!" or "Look behind you!" need to watch this shiat and see how boring movies would be if they did things that made sense.


I've never seen an intelligent person do that kind of thing.

Do dumber people need to vocalize their thoughts? I kind of figured everyone has their internal monologue...
 
2013-10-17 06:51:11 PM
Lol that was damn good.

If you want to listen to something interesting as well, go look up nerdists podcast interview with rob zombie.  He talks about the state of horror films in there.  Pretty cool interview really.
 
2013-10-17 08:01:20 PM

LavenderWolf: Do dumber people need to vocalize their thoughts? I kind of figured everyone has their internal monologue...


Yes.  They also don't know how to read silently.
 
2013-10-17 08:15:12 PM
Ha!  Horror movies suck because you have to use your imagination and be willing to suspend belief to enjoy many of them.  That's why horror movies such.  And romantic comedies.  And dramas.  And science fiction.  And
 
2013-10-18 04:02:02 PM

MrHappyRotter: Ha!  Horror movies suck because you have to use your imagination and be willing to suspend belief to enjoy many of them.  That's why horror movies such.  And romantic comedies.  And dramas.  And science fiction.  And


There's a difference between suspension of disbelief and having to be willfully stupid to enjoy something.

Too many horror movies gloss over the fact that characters are being doomed by their lack of common sense rather than the "horror" being featured. They rely on blood and monsters to do the work of scaring an audience because there isn't much of a plot to work with.

Its one thing to believe teenagers went on vacation near some ancient monsters feeding ground, but when they start acting incomprehensibly foolish it asks alot from the audience not to write them off and start cheering for the monster.
 
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