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(Palm Beach Post)   Greenacres is the place to be. Wide open markets to rob the elderly. Convenient locations so your mother will pick you up after your attempted crime spree   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 19
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2013-10-17 07:46:01 AM  
Daaaaahling, that was baaaahd headline. Just baaahd.
 
2013-10-17 07:52:56 AM  
Olivah!!!

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2013-10-17 07:54:49 AM  
For the life of me, I can't understand why it's a crime to lie to police. Let them solve the crime, why should I help them by telling the truth?
 
2013-10-17 08:04:08 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: For the life of me, I can't understand why it's a crime to lie to police. Let them solve the crime, why should I help them by telling the truth?


Because a polite, productive, and happy society is not a zero-sum game.
 
2013-10-17 08:06:59 AM  

FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: For the life of me, I can't understand why it's a crime to lie to police. Let them solve the crime, why should I help them by telling the truth?

Because a polite, productive, and happy society is not a zero-sum game.


As someone on the wrong side of the law, I would find that level of police power to be unnerving.
 
2013-10-17 08:10:01 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: For the life of me, I can't understand why it's a crime to lie to police. Let them solve the crime, why should I help them by telling the truth?


www.examiner.com

It's simple really. It occurred to me that knowing and not knowing can be achieved by creating a macroscopic example of quantum superposition. The principle that a physical system exists partially in all of its possible states at once.
 
2013-10-17 08:32:57 AM  
For those that don't want to read the article. The suspect's name is "Jesse James Dillen " and that should say it all.
 
2013-10-17 08:43:54 AM  
Good start subby, but you collapsed after the second line.

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2013-10-17 08:46:16 AM  
Someone's going to have to sing that headline for me. I can't make it fit the rhythm
 
2013-10-17 08:56:19 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: For the life of me, I can't understand why it's a crime to lie to police. Let them solve the crime, why should I help them by telling the truth?

Because a polite, productive, and happy society is not a zero-sum game.

As someone on the wrong side of the law, I would find that level of police power to be unnerving.


If you're on the wrong side of the law in the first place, why in the hell do you care if they charge you with lying?
 
2013-10-17 08:59:42 AM  

pueblonative: AverageAmericanGuy: FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: For the life of me, I can't understand why it's a crime to lie to police. Let them solve the crime, why should I help them by telling the truth?

Because a polite, productive, and happy society is not a zero-sum game.

As someone on the wrong side of the law, I would find that level of police power to be unnerving.

If you're on the wrong side of the law in the first place, why in the hell do you care if they charge you with lying?


It just seems like they are heaping on the charges by violating your right to free speech.
 
2013-10-17 09:09:20 AM  
Anybody who commits a crime on Walmart property is a complete idiot. They literally have EVERY INCH of their property under video surveillance. You WILL be caught. No if, ands or buts.

P.S., Back in the 1990s, when I used to do the court report, you'd see people listed with trespassing charges at the Branson Walmart because, for example, they had been caught shoplifting at a Walmart in Omaha. It was obvious back then that they had some sort of Facebook-type facial-recognition software. Lord know how refined it is now.
 
2013-10-17 09:25:32 AM  
Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue.
 
2013-10-17 09:32:23 AM  

wadjet: Darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue.


I just read a 700- page book about the Gabor sisters. Eva really 'got around'.
 
2013-10-17 10:31:56 AM  
Greenacres is a shiat-hole.
 
2013-10-17 11:45:47 AM  
it's a crime against nature that I know all the words to that horrible song despite the show going off air about 10 years before I was born, and having never watched a rerun. it's worse than 'its a small world after all"
 
2013-10-17 01:07:47 PM  

evilmousse: it's a crime against nature that I know all the words to that horrible song despite the show going off air about 10 years before I was born, and having never watched a rerun. it's worse than 'its a small world after all"


Better than "Petticoat Junction".
 
2013-10-17 01:15:47 PM  

evilmousse: it's a crime against nature that I know all the words to that horrible song despite the show going off air about 10 years before I was born, and having never watched a rerun. it's worse than 'its a small world after all"


You aren't the only one. I've been humming the themesong the whole time reading the article and comments...
 
2013-10-17 05:16:26 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: pueblonative: AverageAmericanGuy: FrancoFile: AverageAmericanGuy: For the life of me, I can't understand why it's a crime to lie to police. Let them solve the crime, why should I help them by telling the truth?

Because a polite, productive, and happy society is not a zero-sum game.

As someone on the wrong side of the law, I would find that level of police power to be unnerving.

If you're on the wrong side of the law in the first place, why in the hell do you care if they charge you with lying?

It just seems like they are heaping on the charges by violating your right to free speech.


You should be using the 5th Amendment, not the 1st.
 
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