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(Gawker)   Stenographer dragged off the floor of the House screaming about God, Congress and the Freemasons. Still not as crazy as Michele Bachmann   (gawker.com) divider line 180
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2013-10-16 11:19:54 PM
Dang! Beat me to the submission.
 
2013-10-16 11:23:11 PM

drmda: Dang! Beat me to the submission.


knew it'd be coming fast...
 
2013-10-16 11:32:18 PM
Wow.
 
2013-10-16 11:34:14 PM
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2013-10-16 11:35:23 PM
How could they tell she was crazy?
 
2013-10-16 11:36:59 PM
That's just God working in mysterious ways again.
 
2013-10-16 11:39:04 PM
Good thing for her the ACA covers mental health care.
 
2013-10-16 11:40:40 PM
Well. It appears the crazy has seeped into the walls and is slowly seeping into the regular staff.
 
2013-10-16 11:42:31 PM
Thanks Obama
 
2013-10-16 11:43:01 PM
I'm being totally serious when I say I don't see any real distinction between what she said and what a random TP caucus member says. If you'd told me this was something one of their caucus had said right after the bill passed, I would have absolutely no reason to doubt it.
 
2013-10-16 11:47:20 PM

DamnYankees: I'm being totally serious when I say I don't see any real distinction between what she said and what a random TP caucus member says. If you'd told me this was something one of their caucus had said right after the bill passed, I would have absolutely no reason to doubt it.


I'll bet it took them awhile to realize it wasn't just a Tea Partier and that's why she was able to get so much out.
 
2013-10-16 11:47:29 PM
My guess is that she won't be serving _any_ masters in the morning.
 
2013-10-16 11:49:40 PM
I was just thinking Congress hasn't been wacky enough lately.
 
2013-10-16 11:51:18 PM
The Teatards got to her.
 
2013-10-16 11:51:50 PM
What better way to close the evening?
 
2013-10-17 12:00:53 AM
And that's why even when the results of the vote are almost a foregone conclusion, it pays to stream C-SPAN during the critical hours of any truly critical debate. Much like a bowl of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get. Even I wasn't expecting that level of derp tonight.
 
2013-10-17 12:03:32 AM

DamnYankees: I'm being totally serious when I say I don't see any real distinction between what she said and what a random TP caucus member says. If you'd told me this was something one of their caucus had said right after the bill passed, I would have absolutely no reason to doubt it.


Now, this is a totally unreasonable thing to say, because... um...

*long pause*

*furrows brow in thought*

*runs fingers over imaginary beard*

*nods pensively while trying to buy more time*

I'm sorry, I'm going to need a little more time on this. Have we had recorded instances of the baggers going after Masons and Shriners? I will not willingly concede that America's third-largest political group is, objectively, indistinguishable from an unmedicated schizophrenic.
 
2013-10-17 12:09:40 AM
Wow.
 
2013-10-17 12:15:24 AM
I have a feeling this is just the beginning. Between the lady shot by Capitol Police, the guy self-immolating, and this lady...just wow.
 
2013-10-17 12:16:10 AM

MisterTweak: Have we had recorded instances of the baggers going after Masons and Shriners?


Not that I'm aware of, but I'd hardly be surprised if Bachman and Gohmert and whoever saw the Masons as an international, UN conspiracy.
 
2013-10-17 12:26:42 AM
Wow.

Now we can get back to normal weirdness in politics.
 
2013-10-17 12:32:07 AM
Was she vetted by the same guys who vetted Snowden?
 
2013-10-17 12:50:49 AM
We're just one thrown shoe away from becoming the Taiwanese Parliament.
 
2013-10-17 12:59:08 AM
You'd go batshiat looney too if you had to put up with all the derp that's been going around in that chamber.
 
2013-10-17 01:25:59 AM

Elegy: Well. It appears the crazy has seeped into the walls and is slowly seeping into the regular staff.


You've always been the stenographer, ma'am.
 
2013-10-17 02:30:56 AM
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"God will not be mocked, The greatest deception here is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. It would not have been. The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God. Praise be to Jesus."

"Oh...and we want the boy..."
 
2013-10-17 02:38:00 AM
She reads Sutter Cane.
 
2013-10-17 02:53:47 AM
"He [God] will not be mocked,"...

You, on the other hand...
 
2013-10-17 03:01:58 AM
Essentially this is related to  stochastic terrorism, it's not violent, but the root cause is identical. Sometimes the crazies are motivated to rant in pubic about God and Freemasons, sometimes they murder abortion doctors or plan to shoot up the Tides Foundation and ACLU.
 
2013-10-17 03:06:29 AM
Goodness. I hope she gets better soon.
/Did anybody else notice the brunette on the right running for the hills when she realized it wasn't a Teapublican spouting the nonsense?
//Seriously, I hope Molly gets better soon and returns to work, just not on the floor of the House.
 
2013-10-17 03:07:22 AM

DamnYankees: I'm being totally serious when I say I don't see any real distinction between what she said and what a random TP caucus member says. If you'd told me this was something one of their caucus had said right after the bill passed, I would have absolutely no reason to doubt it.


"But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States ... Men like John Quincy Adams would not rest until slavery was extinguished in the country."

"I am convinced in my heart and in my mind that if the United States fails to stand with Israel, that is the end of the United States . . . if we reject Israel, then there is a curse that comes into play."

"This happened, and as of today, the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end time history."
 
2013-10-17 03:10:23 AM
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2013-10-17 03:10:39 AM

Mentat: We're just one thrown shoe away from becoming the Taiwanese Parliament.


They probably get more done than this Congress.
 
2013-10-17 03:12:52 AM
Freemasons? How quaint. That was our old branding.

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2013-10-17 03:13:16 AM
www.goerieblogs.com

Approves.
 
2013-10-17 03:14:55 AM
I assumed that was Carrie from Homeland.
 
2013-10-17 03:15:19 AM
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Also approves.
 
2013-10-17 03:16:21 AM
Finally, the truth comes out.  I'm gunna wear my Aluminum foil hat to work tomorrow so I'm not brain controlled to forget it.
 
2013-10-17 03:18:10 AM
For those who do not wish to give gawker clicks:

As the House finished their vote to reopen the federal government and raise the debt ceiling, the House stenographer decided it was a good time to let everyone know her feelings about God, Congress, and the Freemasons.
"He [God] will not be mocked," the stenographer, apparently named Molly, yelled into the microphone as she was dragged off by security. "The greatest deception here is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. It would not have been. The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God. Praise be to Jesus."
 
2013-10-17 03:19:04 AM
Stress can worsen mental illness. Medications can stop working. And not just schizophrenics can have psychotic breaks.

i.i.cbsi.com

That being said, when it's indistinguishable from the WHARRGARBL of certain political parties & people... that's pretty goddamned scary.
 
2013-10-17 03:19:09 AM
You never go full anti-Mason
 
2013-10-17 03:23:52 AM

Practical_Draconian: Freemasons? How quaint. That was our old branding.

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Well, it does belong to the prettiest one.

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Hail Eris. All hail Discord.
 
2013-10-17 03:27:37 AM
Wasn't there an article earlier today that had, as it's thesis, the thought that a subset of the TP saw this as their last chance to stop the shift of the country in a direction they couldn't tolerate?

If so, wouldn't that have been pretty much hell on Earth, being present at a vote where you percieved the country had just taken an irrevocable step away from your principles?

Having said that, sorry you had to ratify the Thirteen Amendment, former Confederate states. You'll get over it
 
2013-10-17 03:27:59 AM

stratagos: You never go full anti-Mason


Just ask Scottie Pippen.
 
2013-10-17 03:34:37 AM
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2013-10-17 03:43:42 AM
What a loon.  Everyone knows it is the Trilateral Commission that runs the world and is going to destroy Jesus by turning everyone gay.
 
2013-10-17 03:48:08 AM
And she is next elected tea party congressman in 3... 2... 1...
 
2013-10-17 03:49:03 AM
She sounds like a Thieme cultist or variant thereof, maybe.
 
2013-10-17 03:50:30 AM
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Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
 
2013-10-17 03:50:35 AM

Corvus: And she is next elected tea party congressman in 3... 2... 1...


Republican primary winner, perhaps.  But she'll do about as well in the general election as 'I'm not a witch' Christine O'Donnell.
 
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