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(Some Thrilled Guy) Video The most fantastic video on turnarounds you'll see all day. Seriously, this is the best lesson on turnarounds I've ever had   (youtube.googleapis.com) divider line 106
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2013-10-16 11:04:07 PM
I just spent three and a half minutes hugging myself while telling my breasts that they're a good size and they have nothing to be ashamed of.
 
2013-10-16 11:08:42 PM
that was extremely education. thanks subby. i feel full of knowledge now.
 
2013-10-16 11:10:53 PM
Modmins, this one... you can ditch all the rest... greenlight this one.
 
2013-10-16 11:28:08 PM
There's friggin' SHADE under those things.
 
2013-10-16 11:40:28 PM
I feel like I should have learned something, but I can't remember a word she said.
 
2013-10-16 11:43:45 PM
Thanks Subby, now I have something to think about while I sleep.  :-)
 
2013-10-16 11:44:18 PM
If there was a quiz after that, I would have failed miserably. I heard none of it.
 
2013-10-16 11:55:02 PM
As someone that used to be involved in the turnaround process at gas plants, I found that interesting.

And did anyone else notice that presenter had huge tits that seemed to make the world a happier place to live in?  I wanted to point that out in case it was missed.
 
2013-10-16 11:55:53 PM
I was attracted to her breasts....gravitationally.
 
2013-10-16 11:59:56 PM
I watched it twice.  Was that video about archaeological digs in Mesopotamia?
 
2013-10-17 12:31:13 AM
O o o o ohooohhoh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 12:31:34 AM
I can attest that for some reason, the Marketing women in Oil & Gas are incredibly hot. All of them (at least the ones doing tradeshows, like NAPE).

Scarily enough, when the tradeshows come to town, so do extra hookers. I guess all the schlubs get worked up by the booth babes and are hot to drop a Benj on old MaryJane Rottencrotch.
 
2013-10-17 12:33:01 AM
I found it quite enlarging engaging.
 
2013-10-17 12:36:20 AM
Good to keep abreast of this information, whatever they are.
 
2013-10-17 12:43:12 AM
When she said bottlenecking....I came.
 
2013-10-17 12:45:16 AM
No 3D option?
 
2013-10-17 12:49:20 AM
I dunno... I think I like the Spanish one better.
 
2013-10-17 12:53:16 AM
 
2013-10-17 12:56:50 AM
Next subject: Moterboating!
 
2013-10-17 12:59:54 AM
That is the worst PSA ever. I watched the whole thing and have no idea what it was about.
 
2013-10-17 01:02:28 AM
Wow. I already watched another submission and commented on it. Didn't even notice the boobs.
 
2013-10-17 01:03:54 AM

syrynxx: That is the worst PSA ever. I watched the whole thing and have no idea what it was about.


Debottlenecking operating units or something like that
 
2013-10-17 01:27:13 AM
It looked like she wanted to use hand movements to emphasize points during her presentation but things were in her way.
 
2013-10-17 01:38:44 AM
I wouldn't mind turning her around, if you know what I mean....
 
2013-10-17 01:49:50 AM
It's not often that I feel like I've learned nothing but it's still time well spent. This is one of those times.
 
2013-10-17 01:55:52 AM
Boobs too big...
 
2013-10-17 02:05:56 AM
I saw some monkey wrenches at one point and later on, I saw the word "primavera". Was she talking about vegetables getting tossed with cheese and parsley, then cooked and stirred into plate with monkey wrenches on it? I have no idea what the fark she was talking about.
 
2013-10-17 02:10:19 AM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I just spent three and a half minutes hugging myself while telling my breasts that they're a good size and they have nothing to be ashamed of.


Not all guys are into huge boobs.  I thought they were too big.

However, I think we are justified in demanding a comparison.  For science.
 
2013-10-17 02:16:05 AM
I work in this industry, plus we give value creation topics before each meeting......I'm about to become very popular with my fellows, and a probable mark for the HR lady.  :-o

risk...reward..risk...reward.   hmmmm.
 
2013-10-17 02:18:39 AM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I just spent three and a half minutes hugging myself while telling my breasts that they're a good size and they have nothing to be ashamed of.



Was doing the same thing with my penis.
 
2013-10-17 02:21:07 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-17 02:21:57 AM

RoyBatty: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I just spent three and a half minutes hugging myself while telling my breasts that they're a good size and they have nothing to be ashamed of.


Was doing the same thing with my penis.


Wait.. you're a guy?  Gotta change my color code...
 
2013-10-17 02:25:51 AM

diaphoresis: RoyBatty: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I just spent three and a half minutes hugging myself while telling my breasts that they're a good size and they have nothing to be ashamed of.


Was doing the same thing with my penis.

Wait.. you're a guy?  Gotta change my color code...


O.o
 
2013-10-17 03:11:14 AM
img33.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-17 03:24:59 AM
I'm glad she never turned around. I would of had whiplash keeping up with that move.
 
2013-10-17 03:28:09 AM
Thank you soooo much, subby!                     ( o )( o )
 
2013-10-17 03:29:12 AM
That girl has what I call a T. Rex effect. Her arms are comically short compared to that rack. Why, I bet she can't even touch her elbows together behind her back.
 
2013-10-17 03:37:52 AM
Sadly, my fervent prayers for a rapid temperature drop in the studio went unanswered. Still leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-17 03:49:27 AM
Ah that video was quite...uhh...hmmm....TITS.
 
2013-10-17 05:18:43 AM
uhhmmm...yeah...put me down for 20.
 
2013-10-17 05:21:16 AM
she has good diction

and great timing in her pacing
 
2013-10-17 05:36:13 AM
I felt somewhat ashamed watching that video. After an extended boob-staring I glanced back up at her face. She had a smirk on her face as if to say, "I caught you staring at my boobs... but it's okay. Keep staring"
So I politely thanked the video and continued staring.
 
2013-10-17 05:50:12 AM

bdub77: When she said bottlenecking....I came.


Call me weirdo, but I immediately went to urbanictionary
/something about asstronomy
 
2013-10-17 06:59:43 AM
I sent this to a coworker and gave him a quiz.

1. What is a turnaround?
A. What?

2. What was the main point of this video?
A. Car maintenance?

3. If you were a customer, are you ready to buy?
A. If she's selling, I'm buying.

Sales is an art, they say.
 
2013-10-17 07:42:45 AM

bingethinker: I feel like I should have learned something, but I can't remember a word she said.


She was talking?
 
2013-10-17 07:50:57 AM
When she auditioned for a "Turnaround" video, this isn't what she was expecting.

/ Zeppelins
 
2013-10-17 08:11:25 AM
those.. are.. amazing.
 
2013-10-17 08:19:23 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 08:29:47 AM

clancifer: I watched it twice.  Was that video about archaeological digs in Mesopotamia?


The first time it was. The second time it was about helping feed poor people in soup kitchens and making sure your car is properly maintained so that you get there on time.
 
2013-10-17 08:40:07 AM
I still have no idea what a "turn around" is...
 
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