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(Tampa Bay Online)   Dad turns in exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad   (tbo.com) divider line 31
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2013-10-17 02:22:24 AM  
10 votes:
I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.
2013-10-17 02:48:02 AM  
4 votes:

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


It sounds so much like "Those blacks will fark anything. Keep your white women away from them." It's bigoted and ageist.

It's paleolithic attitudes like that that prevent interspecies love from ever gaining a shred of legitimacy.
2013-10-17 02:21:59 AM  
4 votes:

robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


She didn't either.
2013-10-17 01:24:02 AM  
4 votes:
Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.
2013-10-17 01:43:33 PM  
3 votes:

MycroftHolmes: kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.

28 is very old in stripper years.


I never knew they lived that long. I figured they were like sea monkeys
2013-10-17 03:56:54 AM  
3 votes:

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


You did that 18 yr old a favor, but not for the reason you think.
2013-10-17 02:41:21 AM  
3 votes:
She wasn't even in a position of authority over him, well cept when she was on top.
2013-10-16 11:34:12 PM  
3 votes:
Too bad, I bet the kid was bending that like... something.
2013-10-17 04:57:09 AM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-17 02:13:17 AM  
2 votes:
7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.
2013-10-17 11:45:54 PM  
1 votes:
Presumably none of this took place in the Champagne Room.
2013-10-17 02:37:19 PM  
1 votes:

groppet: MycroftHolmes: kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.

28 is very old in stripper years.

I never knew they lived that long. I figured they were like sea monkeys


Reproduce young, get old, start to smell like dead fish?
2013-10-17 01:39:34 PM  
1 votes:

kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.


28 is very old in stripper years.
2013-10-17 01:33:29 PM  
1 votes:

kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.


No, no, no.

She's got the Wednesday 1pm  slot.
2013-10-17 01:27:40 PM  
1 votes:
Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.
2013-10-17 12:36:40 PM  
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: That is sure not what I would label 'exotic'. I'd call that Yowser, bowser.


www.bowzerparty.com
2013-10-17 12:21:39 PM  
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-10-17 10:37:25 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
"I'm sorry boys, but I'm afraid I can't let you have sex with strippers."
"Awww gee Dad!"
2013-10-17 10:33:34 AM  
1 votes:
we need to raise our daughters not to rape

images.wikia.com

#rapeculture
2013-10-17 07:30:40 AM  
1 votes:

wombatsrus: redmid17: zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.

Don't need a home, just a pillow.

"Yeah it was a shame Dad smoke for all those years. Lungs must have given out."

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

Might have been wondering about where her tits went, but I probably would have dove in head first at 16 too.

Her lack of a rack is probably that got her the long jail sentence. Big boobies would have garnered visual sympathy and likely a lighter sentence.


I'm betting it was a lack of remorse and admitting she knew he was underage...

Standing in front of a female judge admitting you knew what you were doing and who you were doing it with and not showing empathy or remorse will most certainly get you maximum sentence... If i was her lawyer, i would advised her to act shocked, SHOCKED that the gentleman in question was in fact underage, and then bring on the waterworks, maybe a mental breakdown due to how dirty she feels... Women judges eat that crap up:

postgradproblems.com
2013-10-17 06:53:48 AM  
1 votes:
Where were all these strippers when I was 16?!

Oh yeah: stripping.

Stripping and not farking me.

That's where they were.
2013-10-17 05:59:38 AM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.

This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


i.imgur.com
2013-10-17 05:07:27 AM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


That's a bit of a strecth.
It's just because it's very hard to defend against the fundies' smear campaigns, should a politician suggest legalizing the poon-for-hire industry.

And I don't think we'd see a decline in births due to a legalization.
Men these days also choose to have babies - and even if not, free poon comes with more prestige, and sometimes you forget the rubber, and then she's all like "wouldn't it be great if we have a kid!!", and then you're like "gee, I dunno" but you're sorta mooching off of her, and if you say no, then you problably need to look for an apartment.
2013-10-17 04:49:29 AM  
1 votes:

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.
2013-10-17 03:54:00 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
Lookin' at you there, "Dad"
2013-10-17 03:10:31 AM  
1 votes:
I'm not impressed with these young dudes anymore, chicks like her are also farking dobermans these days.
2013-10-17 02:51:36 AM  
1 votes:

zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.


My dad gave away a cockatiel I caught once. To SMOKERS. It was dead in weeks. I haven't seen him in 8 years and it's a small but extant factor, and I don't even like birds!

Something like this? The kid should get a preemptive Presidential Pardon.
2013-10-17 02:40:00 AM  
1 votes:

zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.


Don't need a home, just a pillow.

"Yeah it was a shame Dad smoke for all those years. Lungs must have given out."

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


Might have been wondering about where her tits went, but I probably would have dove in head first at 16 too.
2013-10-17 02:25:59 AM  
1 votes:
If she was a teacher she would've got less time
2013-10-17 02:12:59 AM  
1 votes:
One day dad is going to need extra care in a nursing home.  He'll get the one with the roach infestation.
2013-10-16 11:39:47 PM  
1 votes:
I'm guessing she rejected the Dad's advances and he got pissed.
 
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