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2013-10-17 05:59:38 AM

KrispyKritter: sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.

This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 06:08:18 AM

pedobearapproved: And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.


I wouldn't say I had a full grasp, but I knew enough not to ride another man's filly...

CSB:
When I was in HS, the girl who would become my wife (10 years later) crawled into my bed after a cast party, ready to f*ck and I turned her down because she had a boyfriend. I said I didn't want to be 'that guy'. I'd be pissed if I had a girlfriend and she f*cked some other guy while we were together, why would I do that to someone else? Anyway, she never forgot that and now we've been married for almost 7 years.

/Granted, I was 17, not 16, but my point stands
 
2013-10-17 06:26:42 AM

pedobearapproved: And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.


You make a good point.  But to go even a bit further, most of the age of consent laws predate readily available birth control.  There actually was a time when having sex meant running the risk of procreation.  Given that, age of consent laws were passed so that young women could be protected from unwanted and unwise pregnancies and so that young men could be protected from being legally responsible for the financial support of a child.  Believe it or not, we actually used to make the male pay for the support of his offspring.  Since a minor child is, by definition, not responsible for his own support and not allowed to enter into contracts etc., society thought it unwise to allow them (or force them in many cases) to start producing children for which they were not physically, emotionally, or financially able to care.
 
2013-10-17 06:48:41 AM

Mr. Right: pedobearapproved: And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.

You make a good point.  But to go even a bit further, most of the age of consent laws predate readily available birth control.  There actually was a time when having sex meant running the risk of procreation.  Given that, age of consent laws were passed so that young women could be protected from unwanted and unwise pregnancies and so that young men could be protected from being legally responsible for the financial support of a child.  Believe it or not, we actually used to make the male pay for the support of his offspring.  Since a minor child is, by definition, not responsible for his own support and not allowed to enter into contracts etc., society thought it unwise to allow them (or force them in many cases) to start producing children for which they were not physically, emotionally, or financially able to care.


Lets go further than that... how about the fact that not really that long ago (100yrs or so) it was quite normal for people to marry at the age of 14yrs old (and not necessarily to someone of similar age either)... and lets not even talk about ancient times (pre dark ages)... somehow, I don't think maturity levels were all that different then. My personal opinion is that people are retarded till they turn about 30-35yrs old... then they start making rational decisions... but then again, not everyone is that way, but most are.
 
2013-10-17 06:53:48 AM
Where were all these strippers when I was 16?!

Oh yeah: stripping.

Stripping and not farking me.

That's where they were.
 
2013-10-17 07:01:26 AM
nuevayores.blogs.com

Meh, I've done worse
 
2013-10-17 07:18:15 AM

redmid17: zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.

Don't need a home, just a pillow.

"Yeah it was a shame Dad smoke for all those years. Lungs must have given out."

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

Might have been wondering about where her tits went, but I probably would have dove in head first at 16 too.


Her lack of a rack is probably that got her the long jail sentence. Big boobies would have garnered visual sympathy and likely a lighter sentence.
 
2013-10-17 07:20:25 AM
You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, "Well, pardon us, son, she ain't no kid!
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig!"
I said, "I know it, Dad. Ain't she cool! That's the kind I dig!"
 
2013-10-17 07:20:25 AM
dick move, dad
 
2013-10-17 07:30:40 AM

wombatsrus: redmid17: zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.

Don't need a home, just a pillow.

"Yeah it was a shame Dad smoke for all those years. Lungs must have given out."

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

Might have been wondering about where her tits went, but I probably would have dove in head first at 16 too.

Her lack of a rack is probably that got her the long jail sentence. Big boobies would have garnered visual sympathy and likely a lighter sentence.


I'm betting it was a lack of remorse and admitting she knew he was underage...

Standing in front of a female judge admitting you knew what you were doing and who you were doing it with and not showing empathy or remorse will most certainly get you maximum sentence... If i was her lawyer, i would advised her to act shocked, SHOCKED that the gentleman in question was in fact underage, and then bring on the waterworks, maybe a mental breakdown due to how dirty she feels... Women judges eat that crap up:

postgradproblems.com
 
2013-10-17 07:43:21 AM
Dad!!

Seriously, Dad hit on her, she said no way, you are fat and flabby, he called Johnny law
 
2013-10-17 07:50:40 AM

simtel: marius2: I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one...


^^
 
2013-10-17 07:54:03 AM

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


So you're saying when guys get older they get more selective? I've never seen that to be true. Also, 18 year olds are still stupid and annoying. I dated one in college and she couldn't even hold a conversation without her stupid phone. The only problem is when you start bumping up the age is when you start running into the girls who got married young and now are divorced and have at least one kid.

/double edged sword
 
2013-10-17 07:56:01 AM
I tapped alot worse at 16.
I hope this kid ruins every single date his dad ever has, or calls the cops anytime daddy even so much as raises his voice.
 
2013-10-17 08:08:13 AM

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


I would've.  Yuck.  Looks like she fell face-first out of the Ugly Tree.
 
2013-10-17 08:13:32 AM

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


It was underage statutory rape, as per article the kid was not yet 16.  I know one of you if not both were okay with Matthew Barnett, Rapist thread, and now calling no foul on the rapist in this thread.

Double standard indeed.

/Simply, if it isn't 16, let it be.
//16 is legal in MI.
 
2013-10-17 08:24:58 AM
Exotic in Florida is not what it means in Zanzibar?
 
2013-10-17 08:25:42 AM
Hypocrisy
 
2013-10-17 08:29:12 AM

RockofAges: Laudable on your part, but once a cheater, always a cheater. I would never marry a woman who has ever cheated on an S/O. I'm not exactly a moral compass or anything but I've never met a person who was willing to cheat who never did it again, and I have a lot of male and female friends who fall under this description.



Your concern is duly noted
 
2013-10-17 08:42:29 AM
16?  That's the age of consent here in Wisconsin.  If she'd have done that here, she wouldn't be spending nearly a decade in the slammer.
 
2013-10-17 08:46:56 AM

wombatsrus: Her lack of a rack is probably that got her the long jail sentence. Big boobies would have garnered visual sympathy and likely a lighter sentence.


Or it may result in people mistaking her for Octomom.

/seriously, look at the pic posted on the first page of this thread
//robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]
///Octomom without the bolt-ons
 
2013-10-17 08:49:39 AM

rnatalie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x274]


Came here for this...and left very satisfied.
 
2013-10-17 08:51:37 AM
That biatch is crazy. You know how you protect your hirny 16 year old from that skank? Send her toborison. Otherwise, do YOU wanna take care of the baby you just know she's gonna have? Yeah fark that. The Dad did what he's supposed to do.
 
2013-10-17 08:53:00 AM

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


Ahh yes, innocence. That ephemeral thing which must be protected at all cost by those who know better for that person.

Let me tell you something, if she was making an advance on you at 26 she wasn't that innocent (whatever the fark 'innocence' is supposed to mean)

Saudi America seems appropriate.
 
2013-10-17 08:53:09 AM

Molavian: 16?  That's the age of consent here in Wisconsin.  If she'd have done that here, she wouldn't be spending nearly a decade in the slammer.


Everyone is assuming the boy is 16 yro, when the article doesn't actually states his age.  The article says the kid is younger than 16, the headline is misleading.  The kid could be 14 for all we know.
 
2013-10-17 08:53:35 AM
Sure why not
 
2013-10-17 08:56:00 AM

qualtrough: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.

You did that 18 yr old a favor, but not for the reason you think.


Oh snap
 
2013-10-17 08:59:50 AM
Seven years for consensual sex with a 16 year old may be a bit much, unless the kid was developmentally disabled or something like that.

A bit???
It's batshiat insane.
There is no crime here.
 
2013-10-17 09:21:53 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: If she was a teacher she would've got less time


I'm sure she was teaching him a few things.
 
2013-10-17 09:22:46 AM
What's really farked is that a 15 year old girl can legally choose for herself to have an abortion, but she cannot legally have the sex that leads to needing the abortion.
 
2013-10-17 09:26:46 AM
I see the headline,

"Former exotic dancer gets 7 years for sex with 16-year-old boy "

 then read the article,

"...boy younger than 16"

Great journalistic work there.

28 year old drug user, forger goin after a 15 year old or younger boy...yeah, the dad did the right thing here.
 
2013-10-17 09:27:04 AM
You have the right to pursue happiness.
Not the right to catch it.
 
2013-10-17 09:27:53 AM

doubled99: Seven years for consensual sex with a 16 year old may be a bit much, unless the kid was developmentally disabled or something like that.

A bit???
It's batshiat insane.
There is no crime here.


And you would say the same if the genders were reversed....? 28 year old guy, 15 year old or younger girl?
 
2013-10-17 09:28:50 AM

pedobearapproved: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

While the headline says he was 16 the article says he was younger. While I don't care when some 16 year old is banging her 19 year old boyfriend that she met in highschool. It's kind of super super creepy when some 28 year old woman (who happens to have priors for drugs and works as a stripper) wants to bang a 15 year old guy.

also any 19 year old still banging his highschool girlfriend is a sucker and is missing the best part of their youth...the first trip to the STD clinic


What about a twenty year old? Because, you know, I'm asking for some other guy.
 
2013-10-17 09:32:08 AM

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


It's runaway religion.
 
2013-10-17 09:33:25 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


yes, because sex with children is the same thing as consensual sex.
 
2013-10-17 09:33:31 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: Lets go further than that... how about the fact that not really that long ago (100yrs or so) it was quite normal for people to marry at the age of 14yrs old


To be fair, AFAIK all age-of-consent laws have exceptions if the two are married (to each other).
 
2013-10-17 09:34:54 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, "Well, pardon us, son, she ain't no kid!
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig!"
I said, "I know it, Dad. Ain't she cool! That's the kind I dig!"


Confederate Railroad, "I Like My Women on the Trashy Side."
 
2013-10-17 09:35:47 AM

redmid17: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.

I would have considered you creepy for accepting a date with an 18 yr old as a 26 year old, but I've experienced some of the "fun" things 18 year olds can do when I was of a similar age (19). They aren't all too young and too innocent.


how the fark is that creepy? 40 yr old dude going after 18 yr olds is creepy... 26? give me a break.
 
2013-10-17 09:36:49 AM

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


younger than 16!=16.

And strippers are usually a full bag of crazy and manipulation too much for an adult male to handle.  I don't think for one second that this was fun and innocent romping in the hay.

And this wasn't her first time
 
2013-10-17 09:38:57 AM

incrdbil: I see the headline,

"Former exotic dancer gets 7 years for sex with 16-year-old boy "

 then read the article,

"...boy younger than 16"

Great journalistic work there.

28 year old drug user, forger goin after a 15 year old or younger boy...yeah, the dad did the right thing here.


Good for him bagging a stripper but the dad was in the right for getting her away from him by her list of things we know she has done that kid could have headed down a dark path. Now I do think 7 years is a tad much for a man or woman.
 
2013-10-17 09:39:12 AM

teylix: how the fark is that creepy? 40 yr old dude going after 18 yr olds is creepy... 26? give me a break.


Lower bound for creepiness for a 26-year-old to date: 26/2 + 7 = 20.
 
2013-10-17 10:00:13 AM

EngineerBob: You have the right to pursue happiness.
Not the right to catch it.


More than anything I've ever read on FARK, these two sentences sum up the sorry state of the world we live in.  I tip my hat to you, EngineerBob.

+1
 
2013-10-17 10:05:25 AM
 
2013-10-17 10:06:58 AM

RatMaster999: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 292x302]
Lookin' at you there, "Dad"


The most important rule a man needs to know is "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Most boys under 16 don't know that rule.
 
2013-10-17 10:15:00 AM

teylix: redmid17: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.

I would have considered you creepy for accepting a date with an 18 yr old as a 26 year old, but I've experienced some of the "fun" things 18 year olds can do when I was of a similar age (19). They aren't all too young and too innocent.

how the fark is that creepy? 40 yr old dude going after 18 yr olds is creepy... 26? give me a break.


If it were not completely obvious, the relative levels of maturity and life experience make it creepy.

Her: Man I have to go look for a prom dress this week!
Him: Yeah that's rough. I have to work 50 hours this week, pay my rent, my auto insurance, and fix the radiator leak so I can actually make it to work.

Let me put it this way, how would you feel if your 18 year old daughter or 18 year old sister were dating a 26 year old?

It's a slightly different version of the creepy senior dating a freshman or sophomore so he can bang them.
 
2013-10-17 10:31:50 AM

marius2: I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.


glad I wasn't the only one
 
2013-10-17 10:33:34 AM
we need to raise our daughters not to rape

images.wikia.com

#rapeculture
 
2013-10-17 10:34:40 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


Consensual sex with a minor who can't legally consent
 
2013-10-17 10:37:03 AM

KrispyKritter: sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.

This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


So you must not have any problem with male high school sports coaches farking their 16 year old female basketball/volleyball athletes then
 
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