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2013-10-16 11:34:12 PM  
Too bad, I bet the kid was bending that like... something.
 
2013-10-16 11:39:47 PM  
I'm guessing she rejected the Dad's advances and he got pissed.
 
2013-10-17 12:13:31 AM  
I am going to have to see pictures.  Not all dancers are created equal under the harsh glare of daytime sun.

Good for the judge.  It's time female predators get the same treatment as the male ones.
 
2013-10-17 12:20:11 AM  
That's a hard 28. I'm guessing she's thinking 2 weeks of 16 year old enthusiasm was worth it.
 
2013-10-17 01:24:02 AM  
Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.
 
2013-10-17 02:12:59 AM  
One day dad is going to need extra care in a nursing home.  He'll get the one with the roach infestation.
 
2013-10-17 02:13:17 AM  
7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.
 
2013-10-17 02:16:19 AM  
i.i.cbsi.com

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16
 
2013-10-17 02:21:59 AM  

robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


She didn't either.
 
2013-10-17 02:22:24 AM  
I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.
 
2013-10-17 02:23:27 AM  
what's up with getting 86.4 months?

/Random party of 1 your table is ready
 
2013-10-17 02:25:56 AM  
ugh.. based on the police photo, she should have gone to jail.
 
2013-10-17 02:25:59 AM  
If she was a teacher she would've got less time
 
2013-10-17 02:28:05 AM  

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


Dr Jack Badofsky: robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

She didn't either.


Can I hire you two for a Bar Mitzvah?
 
2013-10-17 02:31:41 AM  

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


I dunno....even at 16 that's a "sort of want" for me.
 
2013-10-17 02:32:57 AM  

tjassen: robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

Dr Jack Badofsky: robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

She didn't either.

Can I hire you two for a Bar Mitzvah?


Who pays for the snare drum?
 
2013-10-17 02:35:41 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


QFT
 
2013-10-17 02:37:50 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.
 
2013-10-17 02:40:00 AM  

zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.


Don't need a home, just a pillow.

"Yeah it was a shame Dad smoke for all those years. Lungs must have given out."

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


Might have been wondering about where her tits went, but I probably would have dove in head first at 16 too.
 
2013-10-17 02:41:21 AM  
She wasn't even in a position of authority over him, well cept when she was on top.
 
2013-10-17 02:41:45 AM  
A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.
 
2013-10-17 02:46:03 AM  

marius2: I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.


I'm so glad I'm not the only one...
 
2013-10-17 02:46:16 AM  
Oh come on, seven years in jail for two weeks of completely consensual sex with a horny teen guy?

Yes, statutory, and anyone under age 25 is mostly incapable of making a rational decision but people get probation or 18 months for assault and battery. This is a probation offense.
 
2013-10-17 02:46:28 AM  
What happened to her soccer playing husband?
 
2013-10-17 02:48:02 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


It sounds so much like "Those blacks will fark anything. Keep your white women away from them." It's bigoted and ageist.

It's paleolithic attitudes like that that prevent interspecies love from ever gaining a shred of legitimacy.
 
2013-10-17 02:49:01 AM  

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


Dude looks like a lady. Or I guess it's the reverse.
 
2013-10-17 02:50:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.

It sounds so much like "Those blacks will fark anything. Keep your white women away from them." It's bigoted and ageist.

It's paleolithic attitudes like that that prevent interspecies love from ever gaining a shred of legitimacy.


Wat.jpg
 
2013-10-17 02:51:36 AM  

zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.


My dad gave away a cockatiel I caught once. To SMOKERS. It was dead in weeks. I haven't seen him in 8 years and it's a small but extant factor, and I don't even like birds!

Something like this? The kid should get a preemptive Presidential Pardon.
 
2013-10-17 02:52:45 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: If she was a teacher she would've got less time


Sadly, yes.

http://billingsgazette.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/former-senior -h igh-teacher-gets-days-for-rape-of-student/article_b1f84190-ef23-5868-8 799-b779c0421dc1.html

On one hand she definitely deserves jail time.

Seven years for consensual sex with a 16 year old may be a bit much, unless the kid was developmentally disabled or something like that.
 
2013-10-17 03:00:32 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


I would have considered you creepy for accepting a date with an 18 yr old as a 26 year old, but I've experienced some of the "fun" things 18 year olds can do when I was of a similar age (19). They aren't all too young and too innocent.
 
2013-10-17 03:02:29 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


While the headline says he was 16 the article says he was younger. While I don't care when some 16 year old is banging her 19 year old boyfriend that she met in highschool. It's kind of super super creepy when some 28 year old woman (who happens to have priors for drugs and works as a stripper) wants to bang a 15 year old guy.

also any 19 year old still banging his highschool girlfriend is a sucker and is missing the best part of their youth...the first trip to the STD clinic
 
2013-10-17 03:03:56 AM  
There seems to be some reading comprehension problems all around here, including the original headline writer.

FTA:

A one-time dancer at Baby Dolls Lounge, an exotic dance club in Clearwater, pleaded guilty today to charges she had sex with a boy younger than 16, and was sentenced to more than seven years in prison.

Lauralee M. Beckham, 28, of 5130 17th Ave. S., Gulfport, was arrested last year on a charge of lewd and lascivious battery on a child younger than 16. The boy's father alerted authorities to the consensual sex he said his son was having with her for about two weeks, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said at the time.


Not 16, younger than 16. Could be 13 for all we know.
 
2013-10-17 03:10:31 AM  
I'm not impressed with these young dudes anymore, chicks like her are also farking dobermans these days.
 
2013-10-17 03:25:06 AM  
This article changes drastically if you accidentally read the word "in" as the word "into"
 
2013-10-17 03:48:28 AM  
Man I'd be pissed at my dad for that one.
She's not hot, really, but certainly attractive enough that I'd have smashed the hell out of it at 16.
 
2013-10-17 03:54:00 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Lookin' at you there, "Dad"
 
2013-10-17 03:56:54 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


You did that 18 yr old a favor, but not for the reason you think.
 
2013-10-17 04:13:29 AM  

robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


No tits..no thanks
 
2013-10-17 04:16:17 AM  

oldtaku: Oh come on, seven years in jail for two weeks of completely consensual sex with a horny teen guy?

Yes, statutory, and anyone under age 25 is mostly incapable of making a rational decision but people get probation or 18 months for assault and battery. This is a probation offense.


Reverse the sexes and its all "omg! A predator! Diaf!"
 
2013-10-17 04:31:28 AM  
 If I were dad, i'd make sure someone else was appointed my legal guardian in old age. I don't care if she's
a whore or not, you don't get between your horny teenage son and his nookie. As long as he wrapped
his rascal, there is no reason this should be a problem. This is not 1670, it's time to drop the drama
about the human body (e.g. nudity, sexuality etc..).
 
2013-10-17 04:49:29 AM  

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.
 
2013-10-17 04:57:09 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-17 05:05:05 AM  
Anyone really think that at 16 people dont know right and wrong and make a choice for consensual sex?  I understand people can be manipulated a little more when they are younger but I am pretty sure i wasnt raped or sexually assaulted at 16, but I am pretty sure I made so real honest choices to have sex with someone over the age of 18.

Also isnt there a terrible double standard that you can be charged as an adult with crimes at 16 but you are a minor victim at the same age?
 
2013-10-17 05:07:27 AM  

KrispyKritter: On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


That's a bit of a strecth.
It's just because it's very hard to defend against the fundies' smear campaigns, should a politician suggest legalizing the poon-for-hire industry.

And I don't think we'd see a decline in births due to a legalization.
Men these days also choose to have babies - and even if not, free poon comes with more prestige, and sometimes you forget the rubber, and then she's all like "wouldn't it be great if we have a kid!!", and then you're like "gee, I dunno" but you're sorta mooching off of her, and if you say no, then you problably need to look for an apartment.
 
2013-10-17 05:07:53 AM  

KrispyKritter: This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


dude, seriously,no one cares if you like hookers. But thanks for the story, bro

global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-10-17 05:17:06 AM  

OgreMagi: One day dad is going to need extra care in a nursing home.   He'll get the one with the roach infestation.
He'll get a pillow  over the face for a few minutes, instead.


FTFY
 
2013-10-17 05:33:42 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


I nailed a 19 and 20 yr old at the same time when I was around 30.  It was like I was directing a porno.  It was their idea to boot. I love girls with daddy issues.

Now that I got that out of the way. Do I think you are gay?  Yes.

Would I have done this girl at 16?  I would have to say probably not unless I was really hammered. I always thought that women in their late 20's were too old.  I always try to raise the bar, not lower it.
 
2013-10-17 05:37:13 AM  

WillofJ2: Anyone really think that at 16 people dont know right and wrong and make a choice for consensual sex?  I understand people can be manipulated a little more when they are younger but I am pretty sure i wasnt raped or sexually assaulted at 16, but I am pretty sure I made so real honest choices to have sex with someone over the age of 18.

Also isnt there a terrible double standard that you can be charged as an adult with crimes at 16 but you are a minor victim at the same age?


Well, in FL, if you're 16-17 you can fark anyone up to age 24 with no fears. This kid was over 12 and under 16, I can't find an exact age on google. Also the idea is less about when you personally were "ready" for sex, and more about when the vast majority are ready. Just because one 12 year old is "ready" and can decide on sex doesn't mean most 12 year olds are ready. And geezus even for a 16 year old, life doesn't end if he can't bang a girl ten years older than him, you're not ruining anyone's life forever by them not having sex.

And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.
 
2013-10-17 05:38:01 AM  

WillofJ2: Anyone really think that at 16 people dont know right and wrong and make a choice for consensual sex?  I understand people can be manipulated a little more when they are younger but I am pretty sure i wasnt raped or sexually assaulted at 16, but I am pretty sure I made so real honest choices to have sex with someone over the age of 18.

Also isnt there a terrible double standard that you can be charged as an adult with crimes at 16 but you are a minor victim at the same age?


The real terrible double standard is we spend all our time and effort on two tasks in America.

1. Half our effort is inspiring people to make their own choices and try to live life to the max.

2. Punishing people who actually do what we ask them to do with 1.

This boy, and probably the lady as well if she's from a coastal city, grew up being force fed messages about love being beautiful and happiness being what life is all about. They met, they had some consensual sex a few times. Now her life is ruined forever, the kid's gonna hate his dad forever, and we the taxpayers have to foot the bill for all KINDS of costs to run this whole farce. Meanwhile, in Europe, this would have been if not legal at least ignored by the media as a minor thing. No seven years in jail, unless you go to a hellhole like Russia where gays legally aren't even people and it's okay to tell other prisoners to shank women in prison because they showed their naked (aka god given) body in a church.

America's priorities are FARKED ARP.
 
2013-10-17 05:50:25 AM  

pedobearapproved: WillofJ2: Anyone really think that at 16 people dont know right and wrong and make a choice for consensual sex?  I understand people can be manipulated a little more when they are younger but I am pretty sure i wasnt raped or sexually assaulted at 16, but I am pretty sure I made so real honest choices to have sex with someone over the age of 18.

Also isnt there a terrible double standard that you can be charged as an adult with crimes at 16 but you are a minor victim at the same age?

Well, in FL, if you're 16-17 you can fark anyone up to age 24 with no fears. This kid was over 12 and under 16, I can't find an exact age on google. Also the idea is less about when you personally were "ready" for sex, and more about when the vast majority are ready. Just because one 12 year old is "ready" and can decide on sex doesn't mean most 12 year olds are ready. And geezus even for a 16 year old, life doesn't end if he can't bang a girl ten years older than him, you're not ruining anyone's life forever by them not having sex.

And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.


When I was 15 had a "Im late" experience had to learn a lot quickly , but still if she was not predatory...honestly I dont know I hate these late teens situations for right and wrong I know everyone is different but I have seen plenty of manipulative teens that ran games on people and its hard to believe in the naivety of some.  (step sister was 14 had a myspace saying she was 18 and divorced hooked up with a couple people and ruined some lives, she was well aware of what she was doing till she got pregnant at 16....she was florida born and bred)
 
2013-10-17 05:59:38 AM  

KrispyKritter: sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.

This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-17 06:08:18 AM  

pedobearapproved: And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.


I wouldn't say I had a full grasp, but I knew enough not to ride another man's filly...

CSB:
When I was in HS, the girl who would become my wife (10 years later) crawled into my bed after a cast party, ready to f*ck and I turned her down because she had a boyfriend. I said I didn't want to be 'that guy'. I'd be pissed if I had a girlfriend and she f*cked some other guy while we were together, why would I do that to someone else? Anyway, she never forgot that and now we've been married for almost 7 years.

/Granted, I was 17, not 16, but my point stands
 
2013-10-17 06:26:42 AM  

pedobearapproved: And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.


You make a good point.  But to go even a bit further, most of the age of consent laws predate readily available birth control.  There actually was a time when having sex meant running the risk of procreation.  Given that, age of consent laws were passed so that young women could be protected from unwanted and unwise pregnancies and so that young men could be protected from being legally responsible for the financial support of a child.  Believe it or not, we actually used to make the male pay for the support of his offspring.  Since a minor child is, by definition, not responsible for his own support and not allowed to enter into contracts etc., society thought it unwise to allow them (or force them in many cases) to start producing children for which they were not physically, emotionally, or financially able to care.
 
2013-10-17 06:53:48 AM  
Where were all these strippers when I was 16?!

Oh yeah: stripping.

Stripping and not farking me.

That's where they were.
 
2013-10-17 07:01:26 AM  
nuevayores.blogs.com

Meh, I've done worse
 
2013-10-17 07:18:15 AM  

redmid17: zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.

Don't need a home, just a pillow.

"Yeah it was a shame Dad smoke for all those years. Lungs must have given out."

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

Might have been wondering about where her tits went, but I probably would have dove in head first at 16 too.


Her lack of a rack is probably that got her the long jail sentence. Big boobies would have garnered visual sympathy and likely a lighter sentence.
 
2013-10-17 07:20:25 AM  
You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, "Well, pardon us, son, she ain't no kid!
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig!"
I said, "I know it, Dad. Ain't she cool! That's the kind I dig!"
 
2013-10-17 07:20:25 AM  
dick move, dad
 
2013-10-17 07:30:40 AM  

wombatsrus: redmid17: zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.

Don't need a home, just a pillow.

"Yeah it was a shame Dad smoke for all those years. Lungs must have given out."

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

Might have been wondering about where her tits went, but I probably would have dove in head first at 16 too.

Her lack of a rack is probably that got her the long jail sentence. Big boobies would have garnered visual sympathy and likely a lighter sentence.


I'm betting it was a lack of remorse and admitting she knew he was underage...

Standing in front of a female judge admitting you knew what you were doing and who you were doing it with and not showing empathy or remorse will most certainly get you maximum sentence... If i was her lawyer, i would advised her to act shocked, SHOCKED that the gentleman in question was in fact underage, and then bring on the waterworks, maybe a mental breakdown due to how dirty she feels... Women judges eat that crap up:

postgradproblems.com
 
2013-10-17 07:43:21 AM  
Dad!!

Seriously, Dad hit on her, she said no way, you are fat and flabby, he called Johnny law
 
2013-10-17 07:50:40 AM  

simtel: marius2: I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one...


^^
 
2013-10-17 07:54:03 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


So you're saying when guys get older they get more selective? I've never seen that to be true. Also, 18 year olds are still stupid and annoying. I dated one in college and she couldn't even hold a conversation without her stupid phone. The only problem is when you start bumping up the age is when you start running into the girls who got married young and now are divorced and have at least one kid.

/double edged sword
 
2013-10-17 07:56:01 AM  
I tapped alot worse at 16.
I hope this kid ruins every single date his dad ever has, or calls the cops anytime daddy even so much as raises his voice.
 
2013-10-17 08:08:13 AM  

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


I would've.  Yuck.  Looks like she fell face-first out of the Ugly Tree.
 
2013-10-17 08:13:32 AM  

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


It was underage statutory rape, as per article the kid was not yet 16.  I know one of you if not both were okay with Matthew Barnett, Rapist thread, and now calling no foul on the rapist in this thread.

Double standard indeed.

/Simply, if it isn't 16, let it be.
//16 is legal in MI.
 
2013-10-17 08:24:58 AM  
Exotic in Florida is not what it means in Zanzibar?
 
2013-10-17 08:25:42 AM  
Hypocrisy
 
2013-10-17 08:29:12 AM  

RockofAges: Laudable on your part, but once a cheater, always a cheater. I would never marry a woman who has ever cheated on an S/O. I'm not exactly a moral compass or anything but I've never met a person who was willing to cheat who never did it again, and I have a lot of male and female friends who fall under this description.



Your concern is duly noted
 
2013-10-17 08:42:29 AM  
16?  That's the age of consent here in Wisconsin.  If she'd have done that here, she wouldn't be spending nearly a decade in the slammer.
 
2013-10-17 08:46:56 AM  

wombatsrus: Her lack of a rack is probably that got her the long jail sentence. Big boobies would have garnered visual sympathy and likely a lighter sentence.


Or it may result in people mistaking her for Octomom.

/seriously, look at the pic posted on the first page of this thread
//robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]
///Octomom without the bolt-ons
 
2013-10-17 08:49:39 AM  

rnatalie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x274]


Came here for this...and left very satisfied.
 
2013-10-17 08:51:37 AM  
That biatch is crazy. You know how you protect your hirny 16 year old from that skank? Send her toborison. Otherwise, do YOU wanna take care of the baby you just know she's gonna have? Yeah fark that. The Dad did what he's supposed to do.
 
2013-10-17 08:53:00 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


Ahh yes, innocence. That ephemeral thing which must be protected at all cost by those who know better for that person.

Let me tell you something, if she was making an advance on you at 26 she wasn't that innocent (whatever the fark 'innocence' is supposed to mean)

Saudi America seems appropriate.
 
2013-10-17 08:53:09 AM  

Molavian: 16?  That's the age of consent here in Wisconsin.  If she'd have done that here, she wouldn't be spending nearly a decade in the slammer.


Everyone is assuming the boy is 16 yro, when the article doesn't actually states his age.  The article says the kid is younger than 16, the headline is misleading.  The kid could be 14 for all we know.
 
2013-10-17 08:53:35 AM  
Sure why not
 
2013-10-17 08:56:00 AM  

qualtrough: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.

You did that 18 yr old a favor, but not for the reason you think.


Oh snap
 
2013-10-17 08:59:50 AM  
Seven years for consensual sex with a 16 year old may be a bit much, unless the kid was developmentally disabled or something like that.

A bit???
It's batshiat insane.
There is no crime here.
 
2013-10-17 09:21:53 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: If she was a teacher she would've got less time


I'm sure she was teaching him a few things.
 
2013-10-17 09:22:46 AM  
What's really farked is that a 15 year old girl can legally choose for herself to have an abortion, but she cannot legally have the sex that leads to needing the abortion.
 
2013-10-17 09:26:46 AM  
I see the headline,

"Former exotic dancer gets 7 years for sex with 16-year-old boy "

 then read the article,

"...boy younger than 16"

Great journalistic work there.

28 year old drug user, forger goin after a 15 year old or younger boy...yeah, the dad did the right thing here.
 
2013-10-17 09:27:04 AM  
You have the right to pursue happiness.
Not the right to catch it.
 
2013-10-17 09:27:53 AM  

doubled99: Seven years for consensual sex with a 16 year old may be a bit much, unless the kid was developmentally disabled or something like that.

A bit???
It's batshiat insane.
There is no crime here.


And you would say the same if the genders were reversed....? 28 year old guy, 15 year old or younger girl?
 
2013-10-17 09:28:50 AM  

pedobearapproved: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

While the headline says he was 16 the article says he was younger. While I don't care when some 16 year old is banging her 19 year old boyfriend that she met in highschool. It's kind of super super creepy when some 28 year old woman (who happens to have priors for drugs and works as a stripper) wants to bang a 15 year old guy.

also any 19 year old still banging his highschool girlfriend is a sucker and is missing the best part of their youth...the first trip to the STD clinic


What about a twenty year old? Because, you know, I'm asking for some other guy.
 
2013-10-17 09:32:08 AM  

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


It's runaway religion.
 
2013-10-17 09:33:25 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


yes, because sex with children is the same thing as consensual sex.
 
2013-10-17 09:33:31 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Lets go further than that... how about the fact that not really that long ago (100yrs or so) it was quite normal for people to marry at the age of 14yrs old


To be fair, AFAIK all age-of-consent laws have exceptions if the two are married (to each other).
 
2013-10-17 09:34:54 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: You should have seen the looks on the faces of my dad and mom
When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom
They said, "Well, pardon us, son, she ain't no kid!
That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig!"
I said, "I know it, Dad. Ain't she cool! That's the kind I dig!"


Confederate Railroad, "I Like My Women on the Trashy Side."
 
2013-10-17 09:35:47 AM  

redmid17: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.

I would have considered you creepy for accepting a date with an 18 yr old as a 26 year old, but I've experienced some of the "fun" things 18 year olds can do when I was of a similar age (19). They aren't all too young and too innocent.


how the fark is that creepy? 40 yr old dude going after 18 yr olds is creepy... 26? give me a break.
 
2013-10-17 09:36:49 AM  

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


younger than 16!=16.

And strippers are usually a full bag of crazy and manipulation too much for an adult male to handle.  I don't think for one second that this was fun and innocent romping in the hay.

And this wasn't her first time
 
2013-10-17 09:38:57 AM  

incrdbil: I see the headline,

"Former exotic dancer gets 7 years for sex with 16-year-old boy "

 then read the article,

"...boy younger than 16"

Great journalistic work there.

28 year old drug user, forger goin after a 15 year old or younger boy...yeah, the dad did the right thing here.


Good for him bagging a stripper but the dad was in the right for getting her away from him by her list of things we know she has done that kid could have headed down a dark path. Now I do think 7 years is a tad much for a man or woman.
 
2013-10-17 09:39:12 AM  

teylix: how the fark is that creepy? 40 yr old dude going after 18 yr olds is creepy... 26? give me a break.


Lower bound for creepiness for a 26-year-old to date: 26/2 + 7 = 20.
 
2013-10-17 10:00:13 AM  

EngineerBob: You have the right to pursue happiness.
Not the right to catch it.


More than anything I've ever read on FARK, these two sentences sum up the sorry state of the world we live in.  I tip my hat to you, EngineerBob.

+1
 
2013-10-17 10:05:25 AM  
 
2013-10-17 10:06:58 AM  

RatMaster999: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 292x302]
Lookin' at you there, "Dad"


The most important rule a man needs to know is "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Most boys under 16 don't know that rule.
 
2013-10-17 10:15:00 AM  

teylix: redmid17: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.

I would have considered you creepy for accepting a date with an 18 yr old as a 26 year old, but I've experienced some of the "fun" things 18 year olds can do when I was of a similar age (19). They aren't all too young and too innocent.

how the fark is that creepy? 40 yr old dude going after 18 yr olds is creepy... 26? give me a break.


If it were not completely obvious, the relative levels of maturity and life experience make it creepy.

Her: Man I have to go look for a prom dress this week!
Him: Yeah that's rough. I have to work 50 hours this week, pay my rent, my auto insurance, and fix the radiator leak so I can actually make it to work.

Let me put it this way, how would you feel if your 18 year old daughter or 18 year old sister were dating a 26 year old?

It's a slightly different version of the creepy senior dating a freshman or sophomore so he can bang them.
 
2013-10-17 10:31:50 AM  

marius2: I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.


glad I wasn't the only one
 
2013-10-17 10:33:34 AM  
we need to raise our daughters not to rape

images.wikia.com

#rapeculture
 
2013-10-17 10:34:40 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


Consensual sex with a minor who can't legally consent
 
2013-10-17 10:37:03 AM  

KrispyKritter: sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.

This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


So you must not have any problem with male high school sports coaches farking their 16 year old female basketball/volleyball athletes then
 
2013-10-17 10:37:25 AM  
img.fark.net
"I'm sorry boys, but I'm afraid I can't let you have sex with strippers."
"Awww gee Dad!"
 
2013-10-17 10:39:14 AM  

groppet: incrdbil: I see the headline,

Good for him bagging a stripper but the dad was in the right for getting her away from him by her list of things we know she has done that kid could have headed down a dark path. Now I do think 7 years is a tad much for a man or woman.


Sentencing guidelines; she had a prior criminal history. The more crime you commit, the longer your sentences get for all future crimes. If she had not had a criminal history and not been a worthless trashy stripper, she would have gotten a lighter sentence, possibly just probation.
 
2013-10-17 10:42:30 AM  
These laws are to prevent an abusive relationship due to a disparity in power.  Anyone who thinks a 15 year old or young guy can go toe to toe with a 28 year old twice convicted stripper is insane.

If we had a story of an ex-con 28 year old drug dealer seducing a 15 year old girl, the response would be wholly different.  But the situation really is equivalent.
 
2013-10-17 10:43:38 AM  

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


I'd guess you don't have a 16 year old. It might change your opinion. I think it would be better if they were both a couple of years apart and one wasn't a stripper.
 
2013-10-17 10:45:54 AM  
Dad made a tough, intelligent choice and did the right thing. A 15-year-old [estimated] hooking up with a 28-year-old stripper with a criminal record, past jail time, and an established drug history is not going to do wonders for his outlook on life.

But, if Dad's smart enough to make this choice, he's probably smart enough to know that his 15-year-old won't get it. Until he's around 30, and pops out his first kid. And then, the former 15-year-old will think, "Ooohhhh, now I get it".

But ... the 15-year-old in me still screams, "WTF Dad!! Free Stripper!!"
 
2013-10-17 10:47:57 AM  

dbrunker: [img.fark.net image 385x271]
"I'm sorry boys, but I'm afraid I can't let you have sex with strippers."
"Awww gee Dad!"


Brilliant!
 
2013-10-17 10:57:11 AM  

headstone: Dad made a tough, intelligent choice and did the right thing. A 15-year-old [estimated] hooking up with a 28-year-old stripper with a criminal record, past jail time, and an established drug history is not going to do wonders for his outlook on life.

But, if Dad's smart enough to make this choice, he's probably smart enough to know that his 15-year-old won't get it. Until he's around 30, and pops out his first kid. And then, the former 15-year-old will think, "Ooohhhh, now I get it".

But ... the 15-year-old in me still screams, "WTF Dad!! Free Stripper!!"


Dad is best wingman ever.

Gives him 2 weeks of knocking, then plays bad cop and ends it.  Because, let's be clear, crazy, unemployed former convict wasn't ending anything.
 
2013-10-17 11:01:19 AM  

xanadian: robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

I would've.  Yuck.  Looks like she fell face-first out of the Ugly Tree.


I would'nt have said no, except for the neck tattoo. Nothing says "Class" like a shiatty neck tattoo.

//Immediate turn off...
 
2013-10-17 11:05:07 AM  

This text is now purple: RatMaster999: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 292x302]
Lookin' at you there, "Dad"

The most important rule a man needs to know is "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Most boys under 16 don't know that rule.


You can be told the rule a thousand times but you don't really understand it until you've done it and suffered the consequences.
 
2013-10-17 11:05:39 AM  
Coupla buddies got themselves some 28-30-year-old arse when I was in HS... srsly farked up ladies, authority position and that should be enough of a clue for you. We caught one of them with his "old girl" in her VW bus after the classic episode of "if this van's rockin' don't come knockin'"...

Both are now married, one's made a good career in a foreign country, pillars of their community, etc.

'Murica, really, get rid of the Republicans, once and for all. It is embarrassing.
 
2013-10-17 11:09:50 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.


Try telling this to a 16 year old.  I remember 16, and I was not humping trees or buildings, so they will not "hump absolutely anything."
 
2013-10-17 11:16:12 AM  

OKObserver: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

Try telling this to a 16 year old.  I remember 16, and I was not humping trees or buildings, so they will not "hump absolutely anything."


I noticed you didn't mention cars and thousands of other items, as you only specifically mentioned trees and buildings.  Was the trees and buildings less attractive than the park bench?  The park bench must of had a pic of one of the realtor women on it, didn't it?
 
2013-10-17 11:27:31 AM  
Sweet Jebus, America.

My maternal side of the family had a man ritual for generations.  At the age of thirteen, the man child was taken out to play 'pool'.  This consisted of his first beer and a prostitute, followed later by playing pool.

I weep for the children of today.
 
2013-10-17 11:27:51 AM  
"Exotic dancer"?  Well, la tee da!  Aren't we using fancy words for whore these days.
 
2013-10-17 11:52:56 AM  

marius2: I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.


Same here. This story is much less gross.
 
2013-10-17 12:00:03 PM  
dads:taking away fun since the year 0
 
2013-10-17 12:01:49 PM  
That weird tattoo in the middle of her face is a real turn off.
 
2013-10-17 12:12:08 PM  
Worst dad ever!
 
2013-10-17 12:13:57 PM  
It was all the body glitter on the kid that gave him away.
 
2013-10-17 12:16:33 PM  
7 years in jail for that? are you farking kidding me, and people farking wonder why we have the highest incarceration rates in the world. a more appropriate sentence, if the parent is actually pissed, would be 7 days.
 
2013-10-17 12:29:43 PM  
That is sure not what I would label 'exotic'. I'd call that Yowser, bowser.
 
2013-10-17 12:34:00 PM  

Headso: 7 years in jail for that? are you farking kidding me, and people farking wonder why we have the highest incarceration rates in the world. a more appropriate sentence, if the parent is actually pissed, would be 7 days.


Habitual offender.  Penalties escalate.  Context matters.
 
2013-10-17 12:36:40 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: That is sure not what I would label 'exotic'. I'd call that Yowser, bowser.


www.bowzerparty.com
 
2013-10-17 12:47:43 PM  

WayToBlue: There seems to be some reading comprehension problems all around here, including the original headline writer.

FTA:

A one-time dancer at Baby Dolls Lounge, an exotic dance club in Clearwater, pleaded guilty today to charges she had sex with a boy younger than 16, and was sentenced to more than seven years in prison.

Lauralee M. Beckham, 28, of 5130 17th Ave. S., Gulfport, was arrested last year on a charge of lewd and lascivious battery on a child younger than 16. The boy's father alerted authorities to the consensual sex he said his son was having with her for about two weeks, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said at the time.

Not 16, younger than 16. Could be 13 for all we know.


Nobody cares. We're too busy talking about how awesome it is to have sex with kids. It is such a damn tragedy that the government has the gall to cock-block people who like to have sex with kids. As other farkers have said, we need to get over our puritan hangups on this and join the rest of the civilized world.

/if there is grass on the field...
 
2013-10-17 01:05:28 PM  

Molavian: 16?  That's the age of consent here in Wisconsin.  If she'd have done that here, she wouldn't be spending nearly a decade in the slammer.


If they taught elementary english and math there in Wisconsin, you would know that "younger than 16" is not the same thing as "16".
 
2013-10-17 01:11:22 PM  
I have two sons, ages 13 and 15.  While it might sound hot if they were getting it from some stripper (and that I'd threaten to report her unless dad got to get in on the action), quite frankly neither one of my boys are emotionally mature enough at this point.

Depends on the kid, I guess.  Hell, I'd say my 13 year old would probably be more ready for this than his brother.
 
2013-10-17 01:27:40 PM  
Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.
 
2013-10-17 01:33:29 PM  

kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.


No, no, no.

She's got the Wednesday 1pm  slot.
 
2013-10-17 01:39:34 PM  

kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.


28 is very old in stripper years.
 
2013-10-17 01:43:33 PM  

MycroftHolmes: kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.

28 is very old in stripper years.


I never knew they lived that long. I figured they were like sea monkeys
 
2013-10-17 01:52:27 PM  
redmid17:

If it were not completely obvious, the relative levels of maturity and life experience make it creepy.

Exxxaaactly.
 
2013-10-17 02:20:13 PM  

MycroftHolmes: Headso: 7 years in jail for that? are you farking kidding me, and people farking wonder why we have the highest incarceration rates in the world. a more appropriate sentence, if the parent is actually pissed, would be 7 days.

Habitual offender.  Penalties escalate.  Context matters.


ok..ok.. 14 days then.
 
2013-10-17 02:37:19 PM  

groppet: MycroftHolmes: kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.

28 is very old in stripper years.

I never knew they lived that long. I figured they were like sea monkeys


Reproduce young, get old, start to smell like dead fish?
 
2013-10-17 04:02:06 PM  
She got 7+years because of her habitual offender status.
 
2013-10-17 06:35:07 PM  
WTF, dad!? You not getting any?
 
2013-10-17 07:34:20 PM  
I learned it from YOU, Dad! I learned it from watching YOU!
 
2013-10-17 09:06:07 PM  

nathanjr: I'm guessing she rejected the Dad's advances and he got pissed.


Bingo!
 
2013-10-17 10:53:20 PM  
You know if she was a teacher instead if a stripper she would have gotten probation.  Hate double standards.
 
2013-10-17 11:45:54 PM  
Presumably none of this took place in the Champagne Room.
 
2013-10-18 06:15:29 AM  

BafflerMeal: Sweet Jebus, America.

My maternal side of the family had a man ritual for generations.  At the age of thirteen, the man child was taken out to play 'pool'.  This consisted of his first beer and a prostitute, followed later by playing pool.

I weep for the children of today.


Well when life expectancy was 50 or being killed in a war... Yeah I can see that. Kids today? Even the past 2 generations? Nah.
 
2013-10-18 09:31:23 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Presumably none of this took place in the Champagne Room.


Obviously..Cause there is no sex in the Champagne room....NONE..
 
2013-10-18 09:41:49 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Presumably none of this took place in the Champagne Room.

Obviously..Cause there is no sex in the Champagne room....NONE..


Needs link
 
2013-10-18 11:34:05 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


My reply to that is sex doesn't hurt!

Love on the otherhand is where pain lies - but you do not see people telling kids not to fall in love.....
 
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