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(Tampa Bay Online)   Dad turns in exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad   (tbo.com) divider line 143
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2013-10-17 10:39:14 AM

groppet: incrdbil: I see the headline,

Good for him bagging a stripper but the dad was in the right for getting her away from him by her list of things we know she has done that kid could have headed down a dark path. Now I do think 7 years is a tad much for a man or woman.


Sentencing guidelines; she had a prior criminal history. The more crime you commit, the longer your sentences get for all future crimes. If she had not had a criminal history and not been a worthless trashy stripper, she would have gotten a lighter sentence, possibly just probation.
 
2013-10-17 10:42:30 AM
These laws are to prevent an abusive relationship due to a disparity in power.  Anyone who thinks a 15 year old or young guy can go toe to toe with a 28 year old twice convicted stripper is insane.

If we had a story of an ex-con 28 year old drug dealer seducing a 15 year old girl, the response would be wholly different.  But the situation really is equivalent.
 
2013-10-17 10:43:38 AM

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


I'd guess you don't have a 16 year old. It might change your opinion. I think it would be better if they were both a couple of years apart and one wasn't a stripper.
 
2013-10-17 10:45:54 AM
Dad made a tough, intelligent choice and did the right thing. A 15-year-old [estimated] hooking up with a 28-year-old stripper with a criminal record, past jail time, and an established drug history is not going to do wonders for his outlook on life.

But, if Dad's smart enough to make this choice, he's probably smart enough to know that his 15-year-old won't get it. Until he's around 30, and pops out his first kid. And then, the former 15-year-old will think, "Ooohhhh, now I get it".

But ... the 15-year-old in me still screams, "WTF Dad!! Free Stripper!!"
 
2013-10-17 10:47:57 AM

dbrunker: [img.fark.net image 385x271]
"I'm sorry boys, but I'm afraid I can't let you have sex with strippers."
"Awww gee Dad!"


Brilliant!
 
2013-10-17 10:57:11 AM

headstone: Dad made a tough, intelligent choice and did the right thing. A 15-year-old [estimated] hooking up with a 28-year-old stripper with a criminal record, past jail time, and an established drug history is not going to do wonders for his outlook on life.

But, if Dad's smart enough to make this choice, he's probably smart enough to know that his 15-year-old won't get it. Until he's around 30, and pops out his first kid. And then, the former 15-year-old will think, "Ooohhhh, now I get it".

But ... the 15-year-old in me still screams, "WTF Dad!! Free Stripper!!"


Dad is best wingman ever.

Gives him 2 weeks of knocking, then plays bad cop and ends it.  Because, let's be clear, crazy, unemployed former convict wasn't ending anything.
 
2013-10-17 11:01:19 AM

xanadian: robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

I would've.  Yuck.  Looks like she fell face-first out of the Ugly Tree.


I would'nt have said no, except for the neck tattoo. Nothing says "Class" like a shiatty neck tattoo.

//Immediate turn off...
 
2013-10-17 11:05:07 AM

This text is now purple: RatMaster999: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 292x302]
Lookin' at you there, "Dad"

The most important rule a man needs to know is "Don't stick your dick in crazy."

Most boys under 16 don't know that rule.


You can be told the rule a thousand times but you don't really understand it until you've done it and suffered the consequences.
 
2013-10-17 11:05:39 AM
Coupla buddies got themselves some 28-30-year-old arse when I was in HS... srsly farked up ladies, authority position and that should be enough of a clue for you. We caught one of them with his "old girl" in her VW bus after the classic episode of "if this van's rockin' don't come knockin'"...

Both are now married, one's made a good career in a foreign country, pillars of their community, etc.

'Murica, really, get rid of the Republicans, once and for all. It is embarrassing.
 
2013-10-17 11:09:50 AM

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.


Try telling this to a 16 year old.  I remember 16, and I was not humping trees or buildings, so they will not "hump absolutely anything."
 
2013-10-17 11:16:12 AM

OKObserver: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

Try telling this to a 16 year old.  I remember 16, and I was not humping trees or buildings, so they will not "hump absolutely anything."


I noticed you didn't mention cars and thousands of other items, as you only specifically mentioned trees and buildings.  Was the trees and buildings less attractive than the park bench?  The park bench must of had a pic of one of the realtor women on it, didn't it?
 
2013-10-17 11:27:31 AM
Sweet Jebus, America.

My maternal side of the family had a man ritual for generations.  At the age of thirteen, the man child was taken out to play 'pool'.  This consisted of his first beer and a prostitute, followed later by playing pool.

I weep for the children of today.
 
2013-10-17 11:27:51 AM
"Exotic dancer"?  Well, la tee da!  Aren't we using fancy words for whore these days.
 
2013-10-17 11:52:56 AM

marius2: I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.


Same here. This story is much less gross.
 
2013-10-17 12:00:03 PM
dads:taking away fun since the year 0
 
2013-10-17 12:01:49 PM
That weird tattoo in the middle of her face is a real turn off.
 
2013-10-17 12:12:08 PM
Worst dad ever!
 
2013-10-17 12:13:57 PM
It was all the body glitter on the kid that gave him away.
 
2013-10-17 12:16:33 PM
7 years in jail for that? are you farking kidding me, and people farking wonder why we have the highest incarceration rates in the world. a more appropriate sentence, if the parent is actually pissed, would be 7 days.
 
2013-10-17 12:21:39 PM
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2013-10-17 12:29:43 PM
That is sure not what I would label 'exotic'. I'd call that Yowser, bowser.
 
2013-10-17 12:34:00 PM

Headso: 7 years in jail for that? are you farking kidding me, and people farking wonder why we have the highest incarceration rates in the world. a more appropriate sentence, if the parent is actually pissed, would be 7 days.


Habitual offender.  Penalties escalate.  Context matters.
 
2013-10-17 12:36:40 PM

Clemkadidlefark: That is sure not what I would label 'exotic'. I'd call that Yowser, bowser.


www.bowzerparty.com
 
2013-10-17 12:47:43 PM

WayToBlue: There seems to be some reading comprehension problems all around here, including the original headline writer.

FTA:

A one-time dancer at Baby Dolls Lounge, an exotic dance club in Clearwater, pleaded guilty today to charges she had sex with a boy younger than 16, and was sentenced to more than seven years in prison.

Lauralee M. Beckham, 28, of 5130 17th Ave. S., Gulfport, was arrested last year on a charge of lewd and lascivious battery on a child younger than 16. The boy's father alerted authorities to the consensual sex he said his son was having with her for about two weeks, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said at the time.

Not 16, younger than 16. Could be 13 for all we know.


Nobody cares. We're too busy talking about how awesome it is to have sex with kids. It is such a damn tragedy that the government has the gall to cock-block people who like to have sex with kids. As other farkers have said, we need to get over our puritan hangups on this and join the rest of the civilized world.

/if there is grass on the field...
 
2013-10-17 01:05:28 PM

Molavian: 16?  That's the age of consent here in Wisconsin.  If she'd have done that here, she wouldn't be spending nearly a decade in the slammer.


If they taught elementary english and math there in Wisconsin, you would know that "younger than 16" is not the same thing as "16".
 
2013-10-17 01:11:22 PM
I have two sons, ages 13 and 15.  While it might sound hot if they were getting it from some stripper (and that I'd threaten to report her unless dad got to get in on the action), quite frankly neither one of my boys are emotionally mature enough at this point.

Depends on the kid, I guess.  Hell, I'd say my 13 year old would probably be more ready for this than his brother.
 
2013-10-17 01:27:40 PM
Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.
 
2013-10-17 01:33:29 PM

kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.


No, no, no.

She's got the Wednesday 1pm  slot.
 
2013-10-17 01:39:34 PM

kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.


28 is very old in stripper years.
 
2013-10-17 01:43:33 PM

MycroftHolmes: kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.

28 is very old in stripper years.


I never knew they lived that long. I figured they were like sea monkeys
 
2013-10-17 01:52:27 PM
redmid17:

If it were not completely obvious, the relative levels of maturity and life experience make it creepy.

Exxxaaactly.
 
2013-10-17 02:20:13 PM

MycroftHolmes: Headso: 7 years in jail for that? are you farking kidding me, and people farking wonder why we have the highest incarceration rates in the world. a more appropriate sentence, if the parent is actually pissed, would be 7 days.

Habitual offender.  Penalties escalate.  Context matters.


ok..ok.. 14 days then.
 
2013-10-17 02:37:19 PM

groppet: MycroftHolmes: kaseyfarksdaladies: Pretty bad that she is a FORMER exotic dancer at 28.

28 is very old in stripper years.

I never knew they lived that long. I figured they were like sea monkeys


Reproduce young, get old, start to smell like dead fish?
 
2013-10-17 04:02:06 PM
She got 7+years because of her habitual offender status.
 
2013-10-17 06:35:07 PM
WTF, dad!? You not getting any?
 
2013-10-17 07:34:20 PM
I learned it from YOU, Dad! I learned it from watching YOU!
 
2013-10-17 09:06:07 PM

nathanjr: I'm guessing she rejected the Dad's advances and he got pissed.


Bingo!
 
2013-10-17 10:53:20 PM
You know if she was a teacher instead if a stripper she would have gotten probation.  Hate double standards.
 
2013-10-17 11:45:54 PM
Presumably none of this took place in the Champagne Room.
 
2013-10-18 06:15:29 AM

BafflerMeal: Sweet Jebus, America.

My maternal side of the family had a man ritual for generations.  At the age of thirteen, the man child was taken out to play 'pool'.  This consisted of his first beer and a prostitute, followed later by playing pool.

I weep for the children of today.


Well when life expectancy was 50 or being killed in a war... Yeah I can see that. Kids today? Even the past 2 generations? Nah.
 
2013-10-18 09:31:23 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Presumably none of this took place in the Champagne Room.


Obviously..Cause there is no sex in the Champagne room....NONE..
 
2013-10-18 09:41:49 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: BolshyGreatYarblocks: Presumably none of this took place in the Champagne Room.

Obviously..Cause there is no sex in the Champagne room....NONE..


Needs link
 
2013-10-18 11:34:05 AM

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


My reply to that is sex doesn't hurt!

Love on the otherhand is where pain lies - but you do not see people telling kids not to fall in love.....
 
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