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(Tampa Bay Online)   Dad turns in exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad   (tbo.com) divider line 143
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2013-10-16 11:34:12 PM  
Too bad, I bet the kid was bending that like... something.
 
2013-10-16 11:39:47 PM  
I'm guessing she rejected the Dad's advances and he got pissed.
 
2013-10-17 12:13:31 AM  
I am going to have to see pictures.  Not all dancers are created equal under the harsh glare of daytime sun.

Good for the judge.  It's time female predators get the same treatment as the male ones.
 
2013-10-17 12:20:11 AM  
That's a hard 28. I'm guessing she's thinking 2 weeks of 16 year old enthusiasm was worth it.
 
2013-10-17 01:24:02 AM  
Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.
 
2013-10-17 02:12:59 AM  
One day dad is going to need extra care in a nursing home.  He'll get the one with the roach infestation.
 
2013-10-17 02:13:17 AM  
7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.
 
2013-10-17 02:16:19 AM  
i.i.cbsi.com

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16
 
2013-10-17 02:21:59 AM  

robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


She didn't either.
 
2013-10-17 02:22:24 AM  
I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.
 
2013-10-17 02:23:27 AM  
what's up with getting 86.4 months?

/Random party of 1 your table is ready
 
2013-10-17 02:25:56 AM  
ugh.. based on the police photo, she should have gone to jail.
 
2013-10-17 02:25:59 AM  
If she was a teacher she would've got less time
 
2013-10-17 02:28:05 AM  

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


Dr Jack Badofsky: robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

She didn't either.


Can I hire you two for a Bar Mitzvah?
 
2013-10-17 02:31:41 AM  

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


I dunno....even at 16 that's a "sort of want" for me.
 
2013-10-17 02:32:57 AM  

tjassen: robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

Dr Jack Badofsky: robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16

She didn't either.

Can I hire you two for a Bar Mitzvah?


Who pays for the snare drum?
 
2013-10-17 02:35:41 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


QFT
 
2013-10-17 02:37:50 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.
 
2013-10-17 02:40:00 AM  

zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.


Don't need a home, just a pillow.

"Yeah it was a shame Dad smoke for all those years. Lungs must have given out."

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


Might have been wondering about where her tits went, but I probably would have dove in head first at 16 too.
 
2013-10-17 02:41:21 AM  
She wasn't even in a position of authority over him, well cept when she was on top.
 
2013-10-17 02:41:45 AM  
A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.
 
2013-10-17 02:46:03 AM  

marius2: I read this as

"Dad turns into exotic dancer who was sleeping with teenage son. Gee, THANKS, dad"

I got so confused.


I'm so glad I'm not the only one...
 
2013-10-17 02:46:16 AM  
Oh come on, seven years in jail for two weeks of completely consensual sex with a horny teen guy?

Yes, statutory, and anyone under age 25 is mostly incapable of making a rational decision but people get probation or 18 months for assault and battery. This is a probation offense.
 
2013-10-17 02:46:28 AM  
What happened to her soccer playing husband?
 
2013-10-17 02:48:02 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


It sounds so much like "Those blacks will fark anything. Keep your white women away from them." It's bigoted and ageist.

It's paleolithic attitudes like that that prevent interspecies love from ever gaining a shred of legitimacy.
 
2013-10-17 02:49:01 AM  

robodog: [i.i.cbsi.com image 380x512]

Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


Dude looks like a lady. Or I guess it's the reverse.
 
2013-10-17 02:50:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.

It sounds so much like "Those blacks will fark anything. Keep your white women away from them." It's bigoted and ageist.

It's paleolithic attitudes like that that prevent interspecies love from ever gaining a shred of legitimacy.


Wat.jpg
 
2013-10-17 02:51:36 AM  

zamboni: Bad decision, dad.

When the time comes to put you in a home, I really wouldn't expect one that doesn't smell strongly of urine.


My dad gave away a cockatiel I caught once. To SMOKERS. It was dead in weeks. I haven't seen him in 8 years and it's a small but extant factor, and I don't even like birds!

Something like this? The kid should get a preemptive Presidential Pardon.
 
2013-10-17 02:52:45 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: If she was a teacher she would've got less time


Sadly, yes.

http://billingsgazette.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/former-senior -h igh-teacher-gets-days-for-rape-of-student/article_b1f84190-ef23-5868-8 799-b779c0421dc1.html

On one hand she definitely deserves jail time.

Seven years for consensual sex with a 16 year old may be a bit much, unless the kid was developmentally disabled or something like that.
 
2013-10-17 03:00:32 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


I would have considered you creepy for accepting a date with an 18 yr old as a 26 year old, but I've experienced some of the "fun" things 18 year olds can do when I was of a similar age (19). They aren't all too young and too innocent.
 
2013-10-17 03:02:29 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.


While the headline says he was 16 the article says he was younger. While I don't care when some 16 year old is banging her 19 year old boyfriend that she met in highschool. It's kind of super super creepy when some 28 year old woman (who happens to have priors for drugs and works as a stripper) wants to bang a 15 year old guy.

also any 19 year old still banging his highschool girlfriend is a sucker and is missing the best part of their youth...the first trip to the STD clinic
 
2013-10-17 03:03:56 AM  
There seems to be some reading comprehension problems all around here, including the original headline writer.

FTA:

A one-time dancer at Baby Dolls Lounge, an exotic dance club in Clearwater, pleaded guilty today to charges she had sex with a boy younger than 16, and was sentenced to more than seven years in prison.

Lauralee M. Beckham, 28, of 5130 17th Ave. S., Gulfport, was arrested last year on a charge of lewd and lascivious battery on a child younger than 16. The boy's father alerted authorities to the consensual sex he said his son was having with her for about two weeks, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said at the time.


Not 16, younger than 16. Could be 13 for all we know.
 
2013-10-17 03:10:31 AM  
I'm not impressed with these young dudes anymore, chicks like her are also farking dobermans these days.
 
2013-10-17 03:25:06 AM  
This article changes drastically if you accidentally read the word "in" as the word "into"
 
2013-10-17 03:48:28 AM  
Man I'd be pissed at my dad for that one.
She's not hot, really, but certainly attractive enough that I'd have smashed the hell out of it at 16.
 
2013-10-17 03:54:00 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Lookin' at you there, "Dad"
 
2013-10-17 03:56:54 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


You did that 18 yr old a favor, but not for the reason you think.
 
2013-10-17 04:13:29 AM  

robodog: Hot enough I wouldn't have said no at 16


No tits..no thanks
 
2013-10-17 04:16:17 AM  

oldtaku: Oh come on, seven years in jail for two weeks of completely consensual sex with a horny teen guy?

Yes, statutory, and anyone under age 25 is mostly incapable of making a rational decision but people get probation or 18 months for assault and battery. This is a probation offense.


Reverse the sexes and its all "omg! A predator! Diaf!"
 
2013-10-17 04:31:28 AM  
 If I were dad, i'd make sure someone else was appointed my legal guardian in old age. I don't care if she's
a whore or not, you don't get between your horny teenage son and his nookie. As long as he wrapped
his rascal, there is no reason this should be a problem. This is not 1670, it's time to drop the drama
about the human body (e.g. nudity, sexuality etc..).
 
2013-10-17 04:49:29 AM  

sminkypinky: AverageAmericanGuy: 7 years for consensual sex.

Welcome to Saudi America.

This!

What the fark is wrong with the US? 16 is old enough to make informed decisions about personal behaviour. Jailing people for sex between consenting people is madness.
You people are going backwards in terms of maturity, enlightenment and progress.
Get a grip - because the rest of us are laughing up our sleeves.


This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.
 
2013-10-17 04:57:09 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-17 05:05:05 AM  
Anyone really think that at 16 people dont know right and wrong and make a choice for consensual sex?  I understand people can be manipulated a little more when they are younger but I am pretty sure i wasnt raped or sexually assaulted at 16, but I am pretty sure I made so real honest choices to have sex with someone over the age of 18.

Also isnt there a terrible double standard that you can be charged as an adult with crimes at 16 but you are a minor victim at the same age?
 
2013-10-17 05:07:27 AM  

KrispyKritter: On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


That's a bit of a strecth.
It's just because it's very hard to defend against the fundies' smear campaigns, should a politician suggest legalizing the poon-for-hire industry.

And I don't think we'd see a decline in births due to a legalization.
Men these days also choose to have babies - and even if not, free poon comes with more prestige, and sometimes you forget the rubber, and then she's all like "wouldn't it be great if we have a kid!!", and then you're like "gee, I dunno" but you're sorta mooching off of her, and if you say no, then you problably need to look for an apartment.
 
2013-10-17 05:07:53 AM  

KrispyKritter: This case decision came from 1 judge. "You people" does not necessarily apply.

On the big picture: as long as government is owned and run by the wealthy and powerful they will see to it that prostitution remains illegal, with careers being destroyed, public humiliation, prison sentences and mandatory inclusion on Sex Offender lists.
90% of 'muricans could be just fine with prostitution and our representatives in government would not make it legal. To do so would cause a portion of the male population to live as happy bachelors who get sex on a regular basis. The drop off in marriage would cause a decline in child birth. This decline in population would result in less citizens competing for employment (better wages for the working stiffs) and less consumption of goods and services supplied by the companies of the wealthy and powerful (millionaires and billionaires with a few less coins in their vault). The greedy bastards would never allow this to happen.
As usual the problem does not lie with the masses. The problem is the 1% who own almost everything and run the fifedom.


dude, seriously,no one cares if you like hookers. But thanks for the story, bro

global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-10-17 05:17:06 AM  

OgreMagi: One day dad is going to need extra care in a nursing home.   He'll get the one with the roach infestation.
He'll get a pillow  over the face for a few minutes, instead.


FTFY
 
2013-10-17 05:33:42 AM  

marius2: A 16 year old is a farking idiot. A 16 year old will hump absolutely anything. There is no informed decisions being made by a 16 year old.

You're an adult. Have sex with adults. Hell, I'm almost 26 and I turned down a date from an 18 year because she was just too young and too innocent. If you think 16 year olds have the same mental capacity as an adult, then you're forgetting what it was like to be 16.

Do I think 7 years is harsh? Yes. Do I think this should be legal. Nope.


I nailed a 19 and 20 yr old at the same time when I was around 30.  It was like I was directing a porno.  It was their idea to boot. I love girls with daddy issues.

Now that I got that out of the way. Do I think you are gay?  Yes.

Would I have done this girl at 16?  I would have to say probably not unless I was really hammered. I always thought that women in their late 20's were too old.  I always try to raise the bar, not lower it.
 
2013-10-17 05:37:13 AM  

WillofJ2: Anyone really think that at 16 people dont know right and wrong and make a choice for consensual sex?  I understand people can be manipulated a little more when they are younger but I am pretty sure i wasnt raped or sexually assaulted at 16, but I am pretty sure I made so real honest choices to have sex with someone over the age of 18.

Also isnt there a terrible double standard that you can be charged as an adult with crimes at 16 but you are a minor victim at the same age?


Well, in FL, if you're 16-17 you can fark anyone up to age 24 with no fears. This kid was over 12 and under 16, I can't find an exact age on google. Also the idea is less about when you personally were "ready" for sex, and more about when the vast majority are ready. Just because one 12 year old is "ready" and can decide on sex doesn't mean most 12 year olds are ready. And geezus even for a 16 year old, life doesn't end if he can't bang a girl ten years older than him, you're not ruining anyone's life forever by them not having sex.

And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.
 
2013-10-17 05:38:01 AM  

WillofJ2: Anyone really think that at 16 people dont know right and wrong and make a choice for consensual sex?  I understand people can be manipulated a little more when they are younger but I am pretty sure i wasnt raped or sexually assaulted at 16, but I am pretty sure I made so real honest choices to have sex with someone over the age of 18.

Also isnt there a terrible double standard that you can be charged as an adult with crimes at 16 but you are a minor victim at the same age?


The real terrible double standard is we spend all our time and effort on two tasks in America.

1. Half our effort is inspiring people to make their own choices and try to live life to the max.

2. Punishing people who actually do what we ask them to do with 1.

This boy, and probably the lady as well if she's from a coastal city, grew up being force fed messages about love being beautiful and happiness being what life is all about. They met, they had some consensual sex a few times. Now her life is ruined forever, the kid's gonna hate his dad forever, and we the taxpayers have to foot the bill for all KINDS of costs to run this whole farce. Meanwhile, in Europe, this would have been if not legal at least ignored by the media as a minor thing. No seven years in jail, unless you go to a hellhole like Russia where gays legally aren't even people and it's okay to tell other prisoners to shank women in prison because they showed their naked (aka god given) body in a church.

America's priorities are FARKED ARP.
 
2013-10-17 05:50:25 AM  

pedobearapproved: WillofJ2: Anyone really think that at 16 people dont know right and wrong and make a choice for consensual sex?  I understand people can be manipulated a little more when they are younger but I am pretty sure i wasnt raped or sexually assaulted at 16, but I am pretty sure I made so real honest choices to have sex with someone over the age of 18.

Also isnt there a terrible double standard that you can be charged as an adult with crimes at 16 but you are a minor victim at the same age?

Well, in FL, if you're 16-17 you can fark anyone up to age 24 with no fears. This kid was over 12 and under 16, I can't find an exact age on google. Also the idea is less about when you personally were "ready" for sex, and more about when the vast majority are ready. Just because one 12 year old is "ready" and can decide on sex doesn't mean most 12 year olds are ready. And geezus even for a 16 year old, life doesn't end if he can't bang a girl ten years older than him, you're not ruining anyone's life forever by them not having sex.

And if you're male and telling me that at 16 you had any real firm grasp on the full scope of reproductive issues, child support, and STDs I'll call you a liar to your face.


When I was 15 had a "Im late" experience had to learn a lot quickly , but still if she was not predatory...honestly I dont know I hate these late teens situations for right and wrong I know everyone is different but I have seen plenty of manipulative teens that ran games on people and its hard to believe in the naivety of some.  (step sister was 14 had a myspace saying she was 18 and divorced hooked up with a couple people and ruined some lives, she was well aware of what she was doing till she got pregnant at 16....she was florida born and bred)
 
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