MaudlinMutantMollusk: Giving kids rum and coke is definitely child abuse
LordZorch: My parents decided that after raising my five older siblings blah blah blah
miss diminutive: Five minutes into having friends over and my mom always showed up with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.
demaL-demaL-yeH: Stroh's, subby?Was that before or after they closed the red brick brewery and started producing yeasty nastiness instead of a fairly decent lager?
bixpchiphead: demaL-demaL-yeH: Stroh's, subby?Was that before or after they closed the red brick brewery and started producing yeasty nastiness instead of a fairly decent lager?"From one beer lover to another"
AverageAmericanGuy: What kind of lightweights get alcohol poisoning from a bottle of rum?
Fark_Guy_Rob: AverageAmericanGuy: What kind of lightweights get alcohol poisoning from a bottle of rum?Alcohol poisoning is a vague condition. If you've ever had too much to drink and gotten 'confused' or vomited, or passed out - you've had alcohol poisoning. It's just you probably weren't 'treated' for it.
LordZorch: My parents decided that after raising my five older siblings, I could pretty much do whatever I wanted to as long as I didn't get arrested for it or screwed my girlfriend "under their roof" when they were home.They handed me my first beer when I was 12 or 13 (though I awarded the first drink of any beer I fetched for them when I was a preschooler), and by the time I was 16 I was basically just hanging around the house for free rent, food and laundry, set my own hours, worked 40 hours a week, and had unlimited use of of a car as long as I put gas in it.Partied like crazy, paid my own traffic tickets, managed to not knock up any one of several women ranging from 15 to 35, and graduated in the top 5% of my class even though I quit caring about high school after I racked up all the points needed to graduate in my sophomore year.You what really freaks out the parents of a 17 year old? Having a woman in her 30's show up to take him out for the night in the middle of the week. My dad never did figure out how the hell I managed to pull that off, my mom thought it was "cute."Still don't think they would have served any of my friends anything stronger than a Coke until they turned 18.
Pokey.Clyde: LordZorch: My parents decided that after raising my five older siblings blah blah blahAnd after reading your profile, I can guarantee you are full of shiat.
Bslim: And just how old were these precious, little, flower petal angeks? The lack of detail in TFA has me thinking they were teens. And really? They took them the farking hospital? You let them nlow chunks, you give 'em a 7UP and they walk it off. We have turned into a bunch of pussies.
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