shaddix: this is bullshiat, cpr doesn't bring anything "back to life" especially not after 3 hours.
bborchar: ...it's a chicken. There are MANY more out there that look just like it.
MrHappyRotter: I totally believe it. I know you can choke a chicken for hours, and the worst that's gonna happen is you might have a mess on your hands afterwards.
SwiftFox: "Chooky Wooky" - 99% chance Austrialia... check story... yup.
fusillade762: Mike the Headless Chicken approves.
Good for herNot going to knock what she did
Just saying that this wouldHave been the resultsIf it were meIn that situation
aremmes: We used to have a blind rooster that had previously lived as a fighting cock. That fugger was a mean sonnofabich. He did one of exactly three things whenever he came into contact with something: peck at it (if it was food or water); mount it (if it was a hen); or flip out and attack (anything else). It died of old age, much later than anyone expected.
brantgoose: Three hours?Does it lay golden eggs?
Confoundit: brantgoose: Three hours?Does it lay golden eggs?Apparently her autistic daughter has a "special bond" with the chicken.
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