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(WHNS Fox 21)   Megachurch pastor gives Sunday sermon where he details how God loves us all, how his wife of 23 years became a whore with multiple affairs   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 28
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2013-10-16 08:10:00 PM
5 votes:
Try not to blow anybody on the way to the parking lot.
2013-10-16 09:46:32 PM
4 votes:

johnny_vegas: Hector Remarkable: Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?

My spider sense says he killed her.

Of course, all I did was put a spider in the microwave, and it didn't really bite me. i just kind of squished its hot carcass into my arm, started calling myself Peter and telling people I work for the Daily Bugle. As far as I know, there isn't even a real Daily Bugle.

But he killed her, I bet.

Yep, she is spread out across 3 states now


FTA it sounds like she's been spread out across states for the better part of 10 years.
2013-10-16 09:16:54 PM
4 votes:

"She's the one who is crazy and needs to be locked up"


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2013-10-17 12:51:07 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-10-16 09:42:43 PM
3 votes:
theadvocate.com

Home-schooled.
2013-10-16 09:21:58 PM
3 votes:
Stupid Christians.  They're absolutely destroying traditional marriage!
2013-10-16 09:07:58 PM
3 votes:
it's always been my fantasy to watch my wife have sex with three black guys at once
2013-10-16 09:07:38 PM
3 votes:

Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?


My spider sense says he killed her.

Of course, all I did was put a spider in the microwave, and it didn't really bite me. i just kind of squished its hot carcass into my arm, started calling myself Peter and telling people I work for the Daily Bugle. As far as I know, there isn't even a real Daily Bugle.

But he killed her, I bet.
2013-10-17 01:09:37 AM
2 votes:
This story brings back warm memories of the Playdoh Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop.
2013-10-16 11:54:36 PM
2 votes:
Is it just me or
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hot as a pistol - LowRez for your enjoyment!!
2013-10-16 10:06:50 PM
2 votes:
www.whaleoil.co.nz
2013-10-16 09:38:34 PM
2 votes:

TheDirtyNacho: The eyes, the weird foreheads.  The faces are all off.

Those aren't people, they're reptilians in human skin suits.


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Evil PURE AND SIMPLE by way of the Eighth Dimension!
2013-10-16 09:26:08 PM
2 votes:
Nice veneers, brah. Sorry about your slutty wife though. Maybe to her, church was getting plowed by other dudes. God works in mysterious ways.
2013-10-16 09:13:03 PM
2 votes:
Sounds like he wants Hope on a rope.
2013-10-17 12:24:43 AM
1 votes:
Odd...I've never before seen actual humans who fell into "uncanny valley" territory.
2013-10-16 11:16:54 PM
1 votes:
www.screeninsults.com
2013-10-16 11:12:07 PM
1 votes:
"I wouldn't want anyone anywhere to have access to her"

Fail.
2013-10-16 11:07:21 PM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: [img.fark.net image 463x660]
the crazy...it burns.


He looks gayer than three dicks in one asshole.
2013-10-16 09:32:52 PM
1 votes:

TheDirtyNacho: The eyes, the weird foreheads.  The faces are all off.

Those aren't people, they're reptilians in human skin suits.


I'm not saying they're aliens, but ...  yeah, aliens. Walk-ins we call em. Always cracks me up to see that sign on the door of the haircut place: Walk-ins welcome. Yeh ... if you only knew.
2013-10-16 09:25:45 PM
1 votes:

SovietCanuckistan: If you can't see the absolute vanity and greed oozing from these people, I am starting a new, better Christianity tomorrow.
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I'm not always an asshole....JK, I'm always an asshole. (can somebody do this properly for me?)
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Jesus, it's like the Jersey Shore jackasses turned to preaching.  Creepy.
2013-10-16 09:21:08 PM
1 votes:
Reverend Frosted Tips and The Incredible Expanding Cheekbones were probably lovely people.
2013-10-16 09:20:57 PM
1 votes:
The eyes, the weird foreheads.  The faces are all off.

Those aren't people, they're reptilians in human skin suits.
2013-10-16 09:19:09 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay:


Moral of the story?

Don't marry a chick whose head is bigger than yours. It'll just end in tears.
2013-10-16 09:08:26 PM
1 votes:
Ah, different dress codes...

There is no kinky sex like shamed, handcuffed, latex-clad, evangelical fundamentalist sex.
2013-10-16 09:05:50 PM
1 votes:
DEMONIC RAISINS, I REBUKE YOU.

i.imgur.com
2013-10-16 09:01:40 PM
1 votes:

img.fark.net


AND MY AXE!

2013-10-16 08:56:55 PM
1 votes:
If there is any attempt for either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?
2013-10-16 05:08:31 PM
1 votes:
I wouldn't trust that guy to pick up my dry cleaning.
 
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