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(WHNS Fox 21)   Megachurch pastor gives Sunday sermon where he details how God loves us all, how his wife of 23 years became a whore with multiple affairs   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 26
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2013-10-16 09:20:57 PM
3 votes:
The eyes, the weird foreheads.  The faces are all off.

Those aren't people, they're reptilians in human skin suits.
2013-10-16 05:08:31 PM
3 votes:
I wouldn't trust that guy to pick up my dry cleaning.
2013-10-17 12:24:43 AM
2 votes:
Odd...I've never before seen actual humans who fell into "uncanny valley" territory.
2013-10-16 09:03:21 PM
2 votes:
What kind of festering asshole makes a public spectacle of his wife's dick obsession? Not just his congregation, but the farking local news. Classy
2013-10-16 08:10:00 PM
2 votes:
Try not to blow anybody on the way to the parking lot.
2013-10-16 05:18:46 PM
2 votes:

Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?


I was wondering WTF that meant too, considering he says he will not be reconciling with her. Sounds pretty ominous.
2013-10-17 10:04:02 AM
1 votes:
So, she "removed herself from ministry" and "never preached"? Sounds like she stopped being an asshole whereas her husband did not. She is not the badguy in this scenario.
HBK
2013-10-17 03:37:13 AM
1 votes:

Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?


It means he murdered her.
2013-10-17 02:45:22 AM
1 votes:

CrackpipeCardozo: What kind of festering asshole makes a public spectacle of his wife's dick obsession? Not just his congregation, but the farking local news. Classy


The kind who is about to be exposed by his wife as some kind of filthy sexual deviant and wants to make it look like she's just saying it because he exposed her as a whore.
2013-10-17 12:05:05 AM
1 votes:
On Sunday during his sermon, Carpenter said his wife is in isolation in a one-year treatment program in a situation he called tragic.

Wanna bet she's warming a shallow grave?

"She totally removed herself from ministry, totally removed herself from women of Hope, she never spoke, she never preached," he said.

Perfect ministers wife?

"There were two distinct double lives. This is not a fling. Not an affair. There was a whole other life and culture and dress code and friends," explained Carpenter.

So that WAS her at Sturgis . . .

Carpenter said he doesn't plan to reconcile with Hope and went on to say he has no plans in stepping down as Senior Pastor at Redemption World Outreach.

So really the state police better check in on her.
2013-10-16 11:54:36 PM
1 votes:
Is it just me or
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2013-10-16 10:55:19 PM
1 votes:
His eyes scream "axe murderer"
2013-10-16 10:06:50 PM
1 votes:
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2013-10-16 09:42:23 PM
1 votes:
So what is her telephone number, and do I need to bring my own condoms?
2013-10-16 09:22:39 PM
1 votes:

HairBolus: "She's the one who is crazy and needs to be locked up"
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Oh my god, that's so creepy and so funny at the same time.  I'm both lol'ing and cringing simultaneously.
2013-10-16 09:21:58 PM
1 votes:
Stupid Christians.  They're absolutely destroying traditional marriage!
2013-10-16 09:20:50 PM
1 votes:

Bslim: That there is a closeted man.


This. He's a closet case, the marriage was a sham to keep up appearances for the megachurch they were founding, she didn't want a life of celibacy (she's a preacher's wife, not a nun after all) and started getting it elsewhere.

Book it, done.
2013-10-16 09:16:48 PM
1 votes:
That there is a closeted man.
2013-10-16 09:14:23 PM
1 votes:
If you can't see the absolute vanity and greed oozing from these people, I am starting a new, better Christianity tomorrow.
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I'm not always an asshole....JK, I'm always an asshole. (can somebody do this properly for me?)
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2013-10-16 09:07:58 PM
1 votes:
it's always been my fantasy to watch my wife have sex with three black guys at once
2013-10-16 09:01:12 PM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6:


Reddit-like posting detected.
2013-10-16 08:59:04 PM
1 votes:
The weak link in the relationship ... it's you.
2013-10-16 08:56:55 PM
1 votes:
If there is any attempt for either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?
2013-10-16 08:00:15 PM
1 votes:

mediablitz: Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?

I was wondering WTF that meant too, considering he says he will not be reconciling with her. Sounds pretty ominous.


Yeah, and this:

"In the state which I saw my wife leave I wouldn't want anyone anywhere to have access to her. It is that bad," said Carpenter.

WTF? Doesn't she get a say in this? F*cking creepy.
2013-10-16 05:08:47 PM
1 votes:
What is a one year isolation program ?
2013-10-16 04:43:06 PM
1 votes:
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