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(WHNS Fox 21)   Megachurch pastor gives Sunday sermon where he details how God loves us all, how his wife of 23 years became a whore with multiple affairs   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 110
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2013-10-16 04:43:06 PM
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2013-10-16 05:08:30 PM
"There were two distinct double lives. This is not a fling. Not an affair. There was a whole other life and culture and dress code and friends," explained Carpenter.


You have to draw the line somewhere...
 
2013-10-16 05:08:31 PM
I wouldn't trust that guy to pick up my dry cleaning.
 
2013-10-16 05:08:47 PM
What is a one year isolation program ?
 
2013-10-16 05:18:46 PM

Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?


I was wondering WTF that meant too, considering he says he will not be reconciling with her. Sounds pretty ominous.
 
2013-10-16 05:19:23 PM
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Gah! Quit staring at me!
 
2013-10-16 05:22:38 PM

Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?


He's gay and he just sent his wife off to the nunnery so he gets a 1-year bachelor vacation.

Can't wait for the follow-up article.
 
2013-10-16 05:35:40 PM
Ah, Greenville, SC. I don't ever miss you.
 
2013-10-16 06:16:48 PM
What is the line a sex tape with midgets and donkeys may be floating around being the reason pastor locked her away somewhere and made the confession.
 
2013-10-16 06:44:12 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?

He's gay and he just sent his wife off to the nunnery so he gets a 1-year bachelor vacation.

Can't wait for the follow-up article.


This was his pre-emptive strike before his wife releases his bathhouse videos.
 
2013-10-16 08:00:15 PM

mediablitz: Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?

I was wondering WTF that meant too, considering he says he will not be reconciling with her. Sounds pretty ominous.


Yeah, and this:

"In the state which I saw my wife leave I wouldn't want anyone anywhere to have access to her. It is that bad," said Carpenter.

WTF? Doesn't she get a say in this? F*cking creepy.
 
2013-10-16 08:10:00 PM
Try not to blow anybody on the way to the parking lot.
 
2013-10-16 08:16:29 PM
Ron and Hope Carpenter on Youtube explaining how their marriage retreat can be a revenue stream for other churches if you would just pay them $1500.

Strangely absent: Hope Carpenter.
 
2013-10-16 08:56:55 PM
If there is any attempt for either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?
 
2013-10-16 08:59:04 PM
The weak link in the relationship ... it's you.
 
2013-10-16 09:01:12 PM

Crewmannumber6:


Reddit-like posting detected.
 
2013-10-16 09:01:40 PM

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AND MY AXE!

 
2013-10-16 09:03:21 PM
What kind of festering asshole makes a public spectacle of his wife's dick obsession? Not just his congregation, but the farking local news. Classy
 
2013-10-16 09:03:23 PM
So his wife is god?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-10-16 09:05:50 PM
DEMONIC RAISINS, I REBUKE YOU.

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2013-10-16 09:06:08 PM
"He said the behavior continued during the next six years. And in 2010, Carpenter said Hope admitted to having multiple affairs. It was at the same time Redemption World Outreach was putting together a marriage conference.
"The marriage conference was already half way sold out, and $25,000 worth of deposits were made for rooms and we couldn't back out. I had no idea what to do," said Carpenter."

Yes, because THAT'S the most important thing to focus on.

I'm thinking she had quite a lot of probable cause.
 
2013-10-16 09:07:38 PM

Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?


My spider sense says he killed her.

Of course, all I did was put a spider in the microwave, and it didn't really bite me. i just kind of squished its hot carcass into my arm, started calling myself Peter and telling people I work for the Daily Bugle. As far as I know, there isn't even a real Daily Bugle.

But he killed her, I bet.
 
2013-10-16 09:07:58 PM
it's always been my fantasy to watch my wife have sex with three black guys at once
 
2013-10-16 09:08:10 PM
Is she hot?
 
2013-10-16 09:08:26 PM
Ah, different dress codes...

There is no kinky sex like shamed, handcuffed, latex-clad, evangelical fundamentalist sex.
 
2013-10-16 09:08:36 PM

Great_Milenko: it's always been my fantasy to watch my wife have sex with three black guys at once


there was supposed to be a creepy picture of the happy couple with this one.  Go do a GIS and you'll find it.
 
2013-10-16 09:09:20 PM
I wish her the best.
 
2013-10-16 09:09:33 PM
That's sad.  They were a cute couple.  His frosted hair plugs and cheesy goatee perfectly matched her painted on makeup and garish jewelry.  Makes you wonder how any marriage can survive.
 
2013-10-16 09:09:45 PM
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This guy looks like he would fit right into a movie titled "Please Tie Me Up and Fark My Wife"
 
2013-10-16 09:10:35 PM
God loved her too?
 
2013-10-16 09:11:20 PM
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2013-10-16 09:13:03 PM
Sounds like he wants Hope on a rope.
 
2013-10-16 09:13:40 PM
Yeah, we know what her's is now.   Good for her, spreading god's love to others.
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2013-10-16 09:14:23 PM
If you can't see the absolute vanity and greed oozing from these people, I am starting a new, better Christianity tomorrow.
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I'm not always an asshole....JK, I'm always an asshole. (can somebody do this properly for me?)
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2013-10-16 09:15:12 PM
She is one scary looking chick.
 
2013-10-16 09:15:16 PM
fta: '"She totally removed herself from ministry, totally removed herself from women of Hope, she never spoke, she never preached," he said.'

hey buddy, how about a trade? Sort of a, dare I say it, "swap"?
 
2013-10-16 09:16:39 PM
meh, i'd fill her with my holy spirit

and my penis too
 
2013-10-16 09:16:48 PM
That there is a closeted man.
 
2013-10-16 09:16:54 PM

"She's the one who is crazy and needs to be locked up"


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2013-10-16 09:17:25 PM
So...if his wife is running around, givin' everyone lovin', does that mean she's God?
 
2013-10-16 09:17:56 PM

mediablitz: Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?

I was wondering WTF that meant too, considering he says he will not be reconciling with her. Sounds pretty ominous.


Southern speak for she left him for good, and he gives the estimated time for everyone to either stop caring or forget about it altogether is one year.  Kind of like how many southern girls were known to go 'visit relatives out of state for a year'.  The girls would visit a relative for a year, long enough to have the baby, put the baby up for adoption, her figure to return back to normal and all the gossip had faded away.
 
2013-10-16 09:19:09 PM

jaytkay:


Moral of the story?

Don't marry a chick whose head is bigger than yours. It'll just end in tears.
 
2013-10-16 09:20:50 PM

Bslim: That there is a closeted man.


This. He's a closet case, the marriage was a sham to keep up appearances for the megachurch they were founding, she didn't want a life of celibacy (she's a preacher's wife, not a nun after all) and started getting it elsewhere.

Book it, done.
 
2013-10-16 09:20:57 PM
The eyes, the weird foreheads.  The faces are all off.

Those aren't people, they're reptilians in human skin suits.
 
2013-10-16 09:21:08 PM
Reverend Frosted Tips and The Incredible Expanding Cheekbones were probably lovely people.
 
2013-10-16 09:21:58 PM
Stupid Christians.  They're absolutely destroying traditional marriage!
 
2013-10-16 09:22:11 PM

lack of warmth: mediablitz: Confabulat: What is a one year isolation program ?

I was wondering WTF that meant too, considering he says he will not be reconciling with her. Sounds pretty ominous.

Southern speak for she left him for good, and he gives the estimated time for everyone to either stop caring or forget about it altogether is one year.  Kind of like how many southern girls were known to go 'visit relatives out of state for a year'.  The girls would visit a relative for a year, long enough to have the baby, put the baby up for adoption, her figure to return back to normal and all the gossip had faded away.


Probably exactly what happened for my dad's birth, but we'll never know for sure I expect...
 
2013-10-16 09:22:11 PM
Maybe he should have spent less time preaching and more time with his wife.

/ I suppose that does assume that their marriage wasn't always a sham.
 
2013-10-16 09:22:39 PM

HairBolus: "She's the one who is crazy and needs to be locked up"
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Oh my god, that's so creepy and so funny at the same time.  I'm both lol'ing and cringing simultaneously.
 
2013-10-16 09:25:45 PM

SovietCanuckistan: If you can't see the absolute vanity and greed oozing from these people, I am starting a new, better Christianity tomorrow.
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I'm not always an asshole....JK, I'm always an asshole. (can somebody do this properly for me?)
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Jesus, it's like the Jersey Shore jackasses turned to preaching.  Creepy.
 
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