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(My Fox Tampa Bay)   Not news: HazMat scare at Florida mall. News: Turned out to be man spreading wife's ashes. Fark: Was inside a LensCrafters store   (myfoxtampabay.com) divider line 25
    More: Florida, Sarasota Police Department, Sarasota, hazardous materials  
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2013-10-16 09:13:36 PM
With it being a hazardous material, you can distribute it pretty much anywhere you want

I have a feeling there may be a word missing from this sentence.
 
2013-10-16 09:22:35 PM
She must have really liked shopping.
 
2013-10-16 09:25:46 PM
What a spectacle.
 
2013-10-16 09:27:29 PM
I'm glad they aren't naming meuuuuuuhhh this guy.
 
2013-10-16 09:33:40 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: What a spectacle.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-10-16 09:35:11 PM
Can I have my ashes thrown in the faces of my enemies?

Take that, Vanilla Ice!
 
2013-10-16 09:38:12 PM

fusillade762: The Pope of Manwich Village: What a spectacle.

I see what you did there.


At least he cremated her and didn't just dump her at The Body Shop.
 
2013-10-16 09:46:45 PM
Sounds like a prescription for disaster
 
2013-10-16 09:48:53 PM
I really hate it when the Florida tags include counties I've lived in.

I hate it more when it's my birthplace.

I hate it even more when they include places I've worked. Not at the lenscrafters, but I did work two jobs in that mall most of high school.

Old people everywhere, not quite coherent, and usually upset at the crowds of teenagers. Not at the fact that they are teenagers, but that the whites are mixing with blacks and hispanics.

/not kidding
//there's a reason I left Sarasota
 
2013-10-16 09:52:53 PM
Afterlife in about an hour?
 
2013-10-16 09:56:18 PM
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-10-16 10:01:03 PM

fusillade762: The Pope of Manwich Village: What a spectacle.

I see what you did there.


Did the cleanup take
about an hour.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-16 10:09:06 PM
This fellow suffers from a lack of vision, and a very myopic view of what to do with wifeys ashes.
 
2013-10-16 10:24:06 PM

fusillade762: With it being a hazardous material, you can distribute it pretty much anywhere you want

I have a feeling there may be a word missing from this sentence.


Nope, that is a correct statement.  I spread hazardous material all over my walls every so often.
 
2013-10-16 10:48:29 PM
Well, at least he didn't dump her at a theme park....
 
2013-10-16 10:59:00 PM
I put my wife's ashes in the Slurpee machine at 7-11.

Rest in Peace, Gwen.
 
2013-10-16 11:20:18 PM
True story...when asked about the response and whether or not it was an overreaction, the police chief said, "well, hindsight is 20/20".  I kid you not.
 
2013-10-16 11:37:42 PM
Subby -It was his fiancee, not wife. RTFA next time.
 
2013-10-16 11:50:37 PM

mr intrepid: Well, at least he didn't dump her at a theme park....


I like your idea.  Maybe I'll have my kids throw my ashes out during a coaster ride.
 
2013-10-17 12:12:56 AM

SpdrJay: I put my wife's ashes in the Slurpee machine at 7-11.

Rest in Peace Peach, Gwen.


FTFY
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-10-17 12:28:10 AM
I have seen a lot of awful editing in my days, but sheesh.
 
2013-10-17 01:28:52 AM
so he wanted her vacuumed up and tossed in the trash?
 
2013-10-17 02:27:34 AM
LensCrafters the worst place to work worse than Walmart
 
2013-10-17 08:35:53 AM
Police aren't identifying the guy who spread them, but it apparently was his way of grieving is dead fiancée.

This caused me to read the rest of the article in a British accent...
 
2013-10-17 03:20:53 PM

farkinglizardking: I really hate it when the Florida tags include counties I've lived in.

I hate it more when it's my birthplace.

I hate it even more when they include places I've worked. Not at the lenscrafters, but I did work two jobs in that mall most of high school.

Old people everywhere, not quite coherent, and usually upset at the crowds of teenagers. Not at the fact that they are teenagers, but that the whites are mixing with blacks and hispanics.

/not kidding
//there's a reason I left Sarasota


I worked at the old Southgate and Gulf Gate malls all through HS and during summers in college.
 
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