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(Bubblews)   Swedish health inspectors are shocked, SHOCKED, to find out that some plastic toys being sold still contain phthalates, chemicals which are harmful to children if swallo... What? Ohhh... THOSE toys... Never mind   (bubblews.com) divider line 56
    More: Ironic, adult toys, health inspector, plastic toys, environmental health officer, Lund University, chemicals, Sweden, toys  
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2013-10-16 03:35:12 PM  
www.bubblews.com

SCIENCE!
 
2013-10-16 04:58:38 PM  
This Websense category is filtered: Pay-to-Surf.

Huh?
 
2013-10-16 05:07:42 PM  
Won't somebody think of the children! Swedish Fish!
 
2013-10-16 05:38:58 PM  
People eat dildos?
 
2013-10-16 05:43:08 PM  
www.wannado.com

"We're gonna put a little phthalo blue right there. Oh, yeah... riiiiiiiiight there... that's the spot... THERE! YES! YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!"
 
2013-10-16 06:27:30 PM  

fusillade762: People eat dildos?


The videos I have seen...
 
2013-10-16 06:36:36 PM  
I was half-expecting it to be Legos.
 
2013-10-16 06:39:12 PM  

the_sidewinder: fusillade762: People eat dildos?

The videos I have seen...


German art film?
 
2013-10-16 06:39:40 PM  
img.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2013-10-16 06:42:54 PM  
"Phthalates" is what someone with a dildo in their mouth would sound like.
 
2013-10-16 06:45:30 PM  

Government Fromage: "Phthalates" is what someone with a dildo in their mouth would sound like.


LOL
 
2013-10-16 06:46:51 PM  

geoduck42: I was half-expecting it to be Legos.


satwcomic.com
 
2013-10-16 06:49:08 PM  
Fark admins are lazy LAZY and approve anything they hope will get clicks.

I guess you got one from me but holy hell. This site gets worse by the minute.
 
2013-10-16 06:54:27 PM  

kwame: Fark admins are lazy LAZY and approve anything they hope will get clicks.

I guess you got one from me but holy hell. This site gets worse by the minute.


Well, to be honest, it's sort of weird. Considering Sweden has a lesbian-only city.
 
2013-10-16 06:54:45 PM  
What about Swedish made, uh, medical devices?

home.mchsi.com
 
2013-10-16 06:54:49 PM  
Phthalates? You're going to have to do something about that lisp.
 
2013-10-16 06:59:43 PM  

kwame: Fark admins are lazy LAZY and approve anything they hope will get clicks.

I guess you got one from me but holy hell. This site gets worse by the minute.


Are there phthalates in Real Dolls?
 
2013-10-16 07:02:13 PM  
So we gather up 12 or more young Swedish college ladies and let them use said adult toys for up to 90 days... and I will volunteer to witness all the tests... then the doctors can sample their blood levels... if necessary, I am available to repeat the testing period with 12 new female volunteers as a placebo study for an additional 90 days. Send paramedics if my life alert goes off!
 
2013-10-16 07:03:14 PM  

IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!


Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.
 
2013-10-16 07:06:30 PM  
That Bubble News logo looks like a butt toy.
 
2013-10-16 07:14:02 PM  
*** toys for children

Hell of a band name.. before they get lynched.
 
2013-10-16 07:15:31 PM  

StarlingFive: IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!

Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.


At least she's wearing safety glasses and gloves for once.
 
2013-10-16 07:21:31 PM  

kwame: Fark admins are lazy LAZY and approve anything they hope will get clicks.

I guess you got one from me but holy hell. This site gets worse by the minute.


You'll get over it.

// So I've heard.
 
2013-10-16 07:22:06 PM  

Bondith: StarlingFive: IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!

Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.

At least she's wearing safety glasses and gloves for once.


Because most lab rats wear safety glasses?

/I do wear the gloves
//I'd crosslink her gel, if you know what I mean, and I'm not sure that I do
 
2013-10-16 07:22:44 PM  
EABOD, science!
 
2013-10-16 07:28:35 PM  
I'm more frightened by the fact - and I'm not sure that you have heard -  that our children are testing with detectable amounts of adenosine triphosphate!   When will these environmental groups tackle THAT elephant in the room???
 
2013-10-16 07:34:18 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Bondith: StarlingFive: IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!

Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.

At least she's wearing safety glasses and gloves for once.

Because most lab rats wear safety glasses?

/I do wear the gloves
//I'd crosslink her gel, if you know what I mean, and I'm not sure that I do


I'm a chemist.  We freak out if you just pass through the lab without safety glasses on.
 
2013-10-16 07:34:55 PM  
 The effects they have on the endocrine system can disrupt human hormonal balances,
thus increasing the desire to use them repeatedly.
 
2013-10-16 07:36:01 PM  

highendmighty: I'm more frightened by the fact - and I'm not sure that you have heard -  that our children are testing with detectable amounts of adenosine triphosphate!   When will these environmental groups tackle THAT elephant in the room???


They're phasing those phosphates out. so they should be completely clean in a decade or two.
 
2013-10-16 07:36:34 PM  
Fellatelates?
 
2013-10-16 07:37:49 PM  

Bondith: We freak out if you just pass through the lab without safety glasses on.


 I thought the goggles did nothing
 
2013-10-16 07:37:59 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Bondith: StarlingFive: IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!

Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.

At least she's wearing safety glasses and gloves for once.

Because most lab rats wear safety glasses?

/I do wear the gloves
//I'd crosslink her gel, if you know what I mean, and I'm not sure that I do


I'd let her read my codon.

/elongation factor...something...something...
 
2013-10-16 07:38:46 PM  

Bondith: ChubbyTiger: Bondith: StarlingFive: IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!

Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.

At least she's wearing safety glasses and gloves for once.

Because most lab rats wear safety glasses?

/I do wear the gloves
//I'd crosslink her gel, if you know what I mean, and I'm not sure that I do

I'm a chemist.  We freak out if you just pass through the lab without safety glasses on.


Biochem here. Although I suppose I do wear them if I'm doing anything synthetic, which isn't very often.
 
2013-10-16 07:50:28 PM  

Hagbardr: kwame: Fark admins are lazy LAZY and approve anything they hope will get clicks.

I guess you got one from me but holy hell. This site gets worse by the minute.

Are there phthalates in Real Dolls?


I was just going to ask, but thankfully I scanned the rest of the comments first
 
2013-10-16 07:56:25 PM  

goatleggedfellow: ChubbyTiger: Bondith: StarlingFive: IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!

Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.

At least she's wearing safety glasses and gloves for once.

Because most lab rats wear safety glasses?

/I do wear the gloves
//I'd crosslink her gel, if you know what I mean, and I'm not sure that I do

I'd let her read my codon.

/elongation factor...something...something...


Wobble position.
 
2013-10-16 07:56:44 PM  

Bondith: ChubbyTiger: Bondith: StarlingFive: IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!

Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.

At least she's wearing safety glasses and gloves for once.

Because most lab rats wear safety glasses?

/I do wear the gloves
//I'd crosslink her gel, if you know what I mean, and I'm not sure that I do

I'm a chemist.  We freak out if you just pass through the lab without safety glasses on.


My teacup is usually within reach of my cesium preps.
 
2013-10-16 08:00:53 PM  

zulius: Hagbardr: kwame: Fark admins are lazy LAZY and approve anything they hope will get clicks.

I guess you got one from me but holy hell. This site gets worse by the minute.

Are there phthalates in Real Dolls?

I was just going to ask, but thankfully I scanned the rest of the comments first


For a friend...
 
2013-10-16 08:04:31 PM  
I always knew rolling around on the floor with a hippity hop couldn't be good for you.
 
2013-10-16 08:07:26 PM  
The phthalates contained potassium benzoate.
 
2013-10-16 08:08:19 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-16 08:27:04 PM  

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 292x403]


lol!
 
2013-10-16 08:33:52 PM  
Maybe Jerry Sandusky can move to Sweden when he gets out of prison.
 
2013-10-16 08:42:37 PM  
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
 
2013-10-16 08:51:11 PM  
www.bubblews.com

Assistant district attorney, doctor, dildo scientist...Jill Hennessy's roles keep getting more and more improbable.
 
2013-10-16 08:51:41 PM  
You can buy those things phalate free.... Just sayin
 
2013-10-16 09:03:26 PM  
TTIWHSCP.

(This thread is worthless without hot Swedish Chick pics).
 
2013-10-16 09:22:01 PM  
I will never forget the day my friend's son, a very young kid, awoke from his nap early, found one of mommy's special light sabers in the master bedroom after rifling through shoe boxes in their closet, and ran into the living room laughing and swinging the toy around like a rubbery club.

/won't someone think of the children?
 
2013-10-16 09:23:39 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLcsKyGWpc

nsfw... story about small plastic things stuck in a body... starts at 2:35.
 
2013-10-16 09:31:22 PM  

Bondith: ChubbyTiger: Bondith: StarlingFive: IntertubeUser: [www.bubblews.com image 400x259]

SCIENCE!

Newspaper! We've got a science article!
GEL ELECTROPHORESIS EVERYTHING!

For real though. They pick one of those most boring tests to run, focus on the boring part, and make the overly hot makeup laden chick look super intense.

At least she's wearing safety glasses and gloves for once.

Because most lab rats wear safety glasses?

/I do wear the gloves
//I'd crosslink her gel, if you know what I mean, and I'm not sure that I do

I'm a chemist.  We freak out if you just pass through the lab without safety glasses on.


In Bio Lab, PPE protects experiment from you.

/o-chemist
//touching anything in lab with bare hands just feels weird and wrong
 
2013-10-16 09:41:04 PM  

kwame: Fark admins are lazy LAZY and approve anything they hope will get clicks.

I guess you got one from me but holy hell. This site gets worse by the minute.


Your Real Doll probably contains phthalates.
 
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