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(DNA Info)   Mother learns that the expression involves stealing candy FROM a baby, not with one   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Administration for Children, Duane Reade, Rikers Island, New York County District Attorney  
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1810 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Oct 2013 at 5:39 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-16 05:18:22 PM  
Ah, finally free to wallow in my own crapulence...
2013-10-16 05:40:47 PM  
Sounds more like she was trading candy for a baby.
2013-10-16 05:42:11 PM  
Raymond Lebron and Darnell Johnson
2013-10-16 05:48:57 PM  
But she had fresh breath.
2013-10-16 05:51:07 PM  
That sounds like a larf.
2013-10-16 05:52:24 PM  
FTFA: Calderon, who was arrested in June for smuggling an envelope of cocaine into Rikers Island and was out on $50 cash bail

That's all you get for smuggling cocaine into prison?? A 50 dollar bail??? Annnnnd she's back in Rykers. Wonder if she'll ask about that $50....
2013-10-16 06:21:30 PM

Michelle Calderon, 23

This reproduced?  We have failed as a society.
2013-10-16 06:23:20 PM  
Update: This other website says she's 30, so I don't think it's the same Michelle Calderon.
2013-10-16 06:37:11 PM  
What's the fuss? It's not like she, like Matthew Barnett, raped a girl in 2012.
2013-10-16 08:30:27 PM  

FatherChaos: [ image 128x160]

Michelle Calderon, 23

This reproduced?  We have failed as a society.

Article is from "DNAinfo" - ironic?
2013-10-16 10:15:16 PM  
Was about to say, "GEEEEZ, just how many kids come to her place on Halloween anyhow?!?!"
Then saw that pic ^....  she sure as hell ain't sharing any of that damned candy!!! No way, NO HOW.
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