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2013-10-16 01:16:32 PM
Same thing goes for religion.
 
2013-10-16 01:16:41 PM
Don't be a douche.

Pretty much the same step to not be "That Christian" "That Buddhist" "That Cop" or "That Atheist."

Be less of a douche. In all things.
 
2013-10-16 01:18:07 PM
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People don't love bacon?
 
2013-10-16 01:23:20 PM

hubiestubert: Don't be a douche.

Pretty much the same step to not be "That Christian" "That Buddhist" "That Cop" or "That Atheist."

Be less of a douche. In all things.

 
2013-10-16 01:24:22 PM

hubiestubert: Don't be a douche.

Pretty much the same step to not be "That Christian" "That Buddhist" "That Cop" or "That Atheist."

Be less of a douche. In all things.


"Don't be a dick"
 
2013-10-16 01:28:06 PM

Voiceofreason01: hubiestubert: Don't be a douche.

Pretty much the same step to not be "That Christian" "That Buddhist" "That Cop" or "That Atheist."

Be less of a douche. In all things.

"Don't be a dick"


Be *excellent* to each other.
 
2013-10-16 01:44:48 PM
What the hell DOES TKOP mean...?
 
2013-10-16 01:50:12 PM

Shostie: What the hell DOES TKOP mean...?


That Kind of Party, i.e. a BDSM Play party.
 
2013-10-16 01:54:33 PM

hardinparamedic: Shostie: What the hell DOES TKOP mean...?

That Kind of Party, i.e. a BDSM Play party.


That's less scandalous than I was imagining.

"Total Knowledge of Pussy."
 
2013-10-16 01:54:56 PM
So long as you're not farking the same person I'm farking then I don't care who you're farking.
 
2013-10-16 01:59:52 PM
If everybody was as mature as those in poly relationships none of this would be a problem.
 
2013-10-16 02:00:39 PM

Shostie: What the hell DOES TKOP mean...?


Had to go to Urban Dictionary twice for that post...

TKOP: That Kind Of Party
Cishet: Identifying as the sex you were born with, attracted to the opposite sex.  I am guessing because calling it "being straight" somehow demeans being "gay".
 
2013-10-16 02:02:43 PM
This could apply to your stick figure family as well........
 
2013-10-16 02:05:13 PM

James!: So long as you're not farking the same person I'm farking then I don't care who you're farking.


Is this a "No Sword Fights" rule or more a "No Sloppy Seconds" rule?
 
2013-10-16 02:06:04 PM
I still don't get it.

No, I understand what he's saying -how does he get his friends past mom and into the basement?
 
2013-10-16 02:06:13 PM

hardinparamedic: Shostie: What the hell DOES TKOP mean...?

That Kind of Party, i.e. a BDSM Play party.


Where you stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?
 
2013-10-16 02:09:46 PM
The Denobulans figured this out a while ago...
 
2013-10-16 02:09:48 PM

Gecko Gingrich: James!: So long as you're not farking the same person I'm farking then I don't care who you're farking.

Is this a "No Sword Fights" rule or more a "No Sloppy Seconds" rule?


If I or the person I am with are not involved then I don't care.
 
2013-10-16 02:10:45 PM

show me: hardinparamedic: Shostie: What the hell DOES TKOP mean...?

That Kind of Party, i.e. a BDSM Play party.

Where you stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?


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2013-10-16 02:12:15 PM
7) Stop acting like your 9-partner love family should be compared to or eligible for the same legal recognition as a gay union, an interracial union, or any other hard-fought civil rights.
 
2013-10-16 02:19:49 PM

Shostie: hardinparamedic: Shostie: What the hell DOES TKOP mean...?

That Kind of Party, i.e. a BDSM Play party.

That's less scandalous than I was imagining.

"Total Knowledge of Pussy."


Some one needs to go OTK.
 
2013-10-16 02:20:25 PM

violentsalvation: 7) Stop acting like your 9-partner love family should be compared to or eligible for the same legal recognition as a gay union, an interracial union, or any other hard-fought civil rights.


8) Buy a bigger plunger.
 
2013-10-16 02:25:27 PM
Polyamory makes perfect sense from a rational standpoint. Unfortunately human beings are pretty irrational once their farm parts are engaged.
 
2013-10-16 02:28:59 PM

vudukungfu: violentsalvation: 7) Stop acting like your 9-partner love family should be compared to or eligible for the same legal recognition as a gay union, an interracial union, or any other hard-fought civil rights.

8) Buy a bigger plunger.


Don't forget the goo gone.

i798.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-16 02:36:05 PM
Poly person?

Well, I'd say #1 is "Don't move to Flatland."
 
2013-10-16 02:42:40 PM

Gecko Gingrich: Voiceofreason01: hubiestubert: Don't be a douche.

Pretty much the same step to not be "That Christian" "That Buddhist" "That Cop" or "That Atheist."

Be less of a douche. In all things.

"Don't be a dick"

Be *excellent* to each other.


Party on, dude!
 
2013-10-16 02:43:52 PM
 nor are you an oppressed minority

Then what's the point?
 
2013-10-16 02:44:00 PM

Voiceofreason01: hubiestubert: Don't be a douche.

Pretty much the same step to not be "That Christian" "That Buddhist" "That Cop" or "That Atheist."

Be less of a douche. In all things.

"Don't be a dick"


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-16 02:44:03 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

oh man.. I was with this article up until they pulled this boner

Not Everyone Wants Your Dick
 
2013-10-16 02:44:55 PM
Not the parrot thread I was looking for.
 
2013-10-16 02:45:55 PM
I organized a threesome once. There were a couple of no shows but I still had a good time.
 
2013-10-16 02:47:04 PM
"STFU and live your life" is good advice for everyone.
 
2013-10-16 02:47:41 PM
I honestly thought that was going to be about the Nirvana song and it was going to teach ways not to be kidnapped and raped... boy was I wrong
 
2013-10-16 02:48:24 PM

hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 509x250]

People don't love bacon?


Isn't #5 provably true?

Monogamy isn't a single-party state.
 
2013-10-16 02:50:17 PM
I'm assuming by poly person the author has discovered a new way to say, "Yes, I FARK goats!" without actually having to say the goats part.
 
2013-10-16 02:50:40 PM

violentsalvation: 7) Stop acting like your 9-partner love family should be compared to or eligible for the same legal recognition as a gay union, an interracial union, or any other hard-fought civil rights.


Why would you denigrate a subset of the human population? Don't they deserve the same rights as everyone else?
 
2013-10-16 02:51:44 PM
most people can't handle it, so if you are in a successful poly relationship, how about you just shut the fark up about it?

it won't last.
 
2013-10-16 02:52:49 PM
 Even more dangerous is the habit of oversharing with someone as a flirtation technique. Let's call this method the 'Carlos Danger'.

That was pretty good.  For a random blog about something I have no interest in, that was a decent enough read.

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2013-10-16 02:53:29 PM
Poly? As in Autocad's Polyline?.
 
2013-10-16 02:53:29 PM

tin_man: If everybody was as mature as those in poly relationships none of this would be a problem.


Well.......

I know quite a few people into the poly lifestyle (being a life long SF fan, you run into them), and I have to
say that more than a few of them are into it because they are NOT mature. They want to be eternal
high schoolers, sleeping around and having fun and generally avoiding all of life's responsibilities, both
sexually and otherwise.  And there have been more than a few who decide to engage in the lifestyle
before they get around to telling their SO about it.

I'm not trying to say that all poly people are like that:  I've known just as many who do approach it in a very
mature and open way that includes all parties in the decision making process, but thinking that you are
'more mature' simply because you are into the poly life is as bigoted and narrow minded as those who
blindly condemn it.
 
2013-10-16 02:54:24 PM

vudukungfu: Same thing goes for religion.


Same thing goes for everything, really.
 
2013-10-16 02:54:48 PM
totalrocky.com

A Paulie relationship?
 
2013-10-16 02:54:48 PM

Diogenes: Poly person?

Well, I'd say #1 is "Don't move to Flatland."


Avoid eating things from Momo, and never ever take business suggestions from her
 
2013-10-16 02:55:12 PM

hardinparamedic: [img.fark.net image 509x250]

People don't love bacon?


I love bacon, but I'm not in love with bacon.
 
2013-10-16 02:56:36 PM

CygnusDarius: Poly? As in Autocad's Polyline?.


yes, but he's using constraints as well
 
2013-10-16 02:56:37 PM

Shostie: What the hell DOES TKOP mean...?


Ted Koppel's Odiferous Pants.
 
2013-10-16 02:57:24 PM
Not Everyone Wants Your Dick
That is a flatly false and scurrilous assertion. Unfortunately, most people don't want the rest of me attached.
 
2013-10-16 02:57:34 PM
TKOP = The King Of Prussia
 
2013-10-16 02:57:36 PM

tin_man: If everybody was as mature as those in poly relationships none of this would be a problem.


Oh please. The one poly person I know is the BIGGEST drama hound/perv. He is always saying things like "just get your husband on board, wouldn't it be nice to have a girlfriend you both play with" (eeww...kudos to gay people but I am not the least bit interested in playing with another ladies' bits and pieces) or "If you want I could let you watch my girlfriends and I so you can see what it is like"(again...eeww). Whenever he gets dumped he goes on for MONTHS how his heart is broken and no one in a mongamous relationship could ever know his heartbreak because poly people are just more "in love" than normal people. He's such a douchebag.

I don't think all poly people are like that, but he is especially annoying.
 
2013-10-16 02:57:52 PM
For those of you wondering what Poly means...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory
 
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