Cagey B: Better hanged twice than given the electric chair twice.The dissenting opinion asked just how many attempted executions it took before it became cruel and unusual punishment
A relative said: "When we went to the coroner's office we found him alive again which made his two daughters very happy."
And now they have a sad. To think that they could have just kept quiet and rolled him out of there. Buried an empty coffin and moved away.
UberDave: They said you was hung....and they was right!
Maul555: But when his family went to collect his body for burial a day later, they discovered he was still breathing.A relative said: "When we went to the coroner's office we found him alive again which made his two daughters very happy."This guy has one hell of a shiatty family. Why couldn't they just keep their mouths shut and collect the "body"?
Cagey B: Better hanged twice than given the electric chair twice.
iheartscotch: If you do it wrong; either the condemned's head pops off, or their neck doesn't break and they asphixiate.
show me: I guess that they don't use the "snap the neck" method but the "slowly suffocate" method. Those farkers make me sick.
MBooda: UberDave: They said you was hung....and they was right![www.morethings.com image 709x361]
ArcadianRefugee: There was an old Ripley's Believe It Or Not I remember where they said some man hanged back in the Old West days had apparently survived the hanging, and awoke once in the coroner's (or mortician's) care. The c (or m) then simply struck him on the head with a mallet, killing him, and went about doing whatever it was he was supposed to do.
caddisfly: Sounds like a Python sketch: "An official said: "The verdict was the death penalty and it will be carried out when he's well."
valar_morghulis: THEOCRACY OF PEACE
Gonz: show me: I guess that they don't use the "snap the neck" method but the "slowly suffocate" method. Those farkers make me sick.It's the "slowly lift you with a crane" method.
DownDaRiver: Iran is thought to have executed 560 people this year, including 200 since new "moderate" president Hassan Rouhani came to power in June.Crimes punishable by death include theft and "un-Islamic behaviour". Only China executes more people.WAIT according to some liberal FarkersThe US is the most atrocious killing machine of criminals/I'm confused//I think
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