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2013-10-16 04:29:10 PM
Margerie Tyrrell

Totally different actress
 
2013-10-16 04:34:52 PM

ScaryBottles: fluffy2097: ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!

A photo of her ass in sweatpants and her face mid blink is supposed to be ugly?

/fool.

First of all fool? Seriously? Is it 1867 all over again? Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up period her "hotness" is completely artificial.

For comparison:



And Summer again:



Joss Whedon isn't going to come to your house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but lingere and a raincoat.

And before you say it both are the first result of a gis for "Emilia Clark no make up" and "Summer Glau no make up"


Except that Summer looks like she just came off a bender, check out the clothes.
Sorry, but summer has a much prettier face and is in far better shape.
Emilia could do with a few more crunches for those nude scenes.
 
2013-10-16 04:40:59 PM

Luse: ScaryBottles: fluffy2097: ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!

A photo of her ass in sweatpants and her face mid blink is supposed to be ugly?

/fool.

First of all fool? Seriously? Is it 1867 all over again? Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up period her "hotness" is completely artificial.

For comparison:

And Summer again:

Joss Whedon isn't going to come to your house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but lingere and a raincoat.

And before you say it both are the first result of a gis for "Emilia Clark no make up" and "Summer Glau no make up"

Except that Summer looks like she just came off a bender, check out the clothes.
Sorry, but summer has a much prettier face and is in far better shape.
Emilia could do with a few more crunches for those nude scenes.


Yeah, and the sharp knees.  Don't forget the sharp knees.
 
2013-10-16 04:44:16 PM
I want to motorboat those tits until my nose falls off.
 
2013-10-16 04:46:32 PM

Drubell: Video shows representation of Margaery Tyrell
0% of boob comments reference Natalie Dormer
Can't explain that


So it's not just me then.
 
2013-10-16 05:02:27 PM
I'm having a really hard time giving half a cap full of farks about Game of Thrones.  I want to, though.  Will somebody please sell me on that thing?
 
2013-10-16 05:02:52 PM
For those unsure what real boobs look like:


nsfw Natalie

nsfw Emilia
 
2013-10-16 05:07:55 PM

Luse: ScaryBottles: fluffy2097: ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!

A photo of her ass in sweatpants and her face mid blink is supposed to be ugly?

/fool.

First of all fool? Seriously? Is it 1867 all over again? Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up period her "hotness" is completely artificial.

For comparison:

And Summer again:

Joss Whedon isn't going to come to your house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but lingere and a raincoat.

And before you say it both are the first result of a gis for "Emilia Clark no make up" and "Summer Glau no make up"

Except that Summer looks like she just came off a bender, check out the clothes.
Sorry, but summer has a much prettier face and is in far better shape.
Emilia could do with a few more crunches for those nude scenes.


Well all of these are subjective questions in the first place. I don't think Summer Glau is ugly but if you think she is more attractive fine just be ready to find yourself in disagreement with people who don't. I didn't say anything until old boy tossed around all of Emilia's flaws (saggy tits to be precise) and tried to say that she is objectively not as attractive. First of all Summer's face has no shape. Secondly, she looks like the kind of girl who sleeps around like a lot (self esteem) which is a turn off. Third her skin without make up is a weird color. Fourth her nose looks like the result of a congenital defect of some kind. Fifth her hair is completely listless and in a very common color. I could go on and thats even before I get mean about it. If you think thats poor form fine but your buddy pulled out that shiat first. Also did you or anyone else cut LiLo or Paris or Tara an inch of slack because they happened to be farked up in unflattering pictures. You nerds need to come down off your high horse, on paper all of us sexist dirtbags just for discussing this instead of evaluating them on their body of work.
 
2013-10-16 05:18:47 PM

ShawnDoc: I was expecting the chair to be a wheelchair and for her to be disabled.  Instead its a kinda neat but pointless costume.

/What are you going to Comic-con as?
//Chair!


Not even that: "Part of chair". "My costume is awesome if I'm with the other 6 people and we have time to set up and you're in the right place ."
 
2013-10-16 05:22:10 PM

ScaryBottles: Luse: ScaryBottles: fluffy2097: ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!

A photo of her ass in sweatpants and her face mid blink is supposed to be ugly?

/fool.

First of all fool? Seriously? Is it 1867 all over again? Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up period her "hotness" is completely artificial.

For comparison:

And Summer again:

Joss Whedon isn't going to come to your house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but lingere and a raincoat.

And before you say it both are the first result of a gis for "Emilia Clark no make up" and "Summer Glau no make up"

Except that Summer looks like she just came off a bender, check out the clothes.
Sorry, but summer has a much prettier face and is in far better shape.
Emilia could do with a few more crunches for those nude scenes.

Well all of these are subjective questions in the first place. I don't think Summer Glau is ugly but if you think she is more attractive fine just be ready to find yourself in disagreement with people who don't. I didn't say anything until old boy tossed around all of Emilia's flaws (saggy tits to be precise) and tried to say that she is objectively not as attractive. First of all Summer's face has no shape. Secondly, she looks like the kind of girl who sleeps around like a lot (self esteem) which is a turn off. Third her skin without make up is a weird color. Fourth her nose looks like the result of a congenital defect of some kind. Fifth her hair is completely listless and in a very common color. I could go on and thats even before I get mean about it. If you think thats poor form fine but your buddy pulled out that shiat first. Also did you or anyone else cut LiLo or Paris or Tara an inch of slack because they happened to be farked up in unflattering pictures. You nerds need to come down off your high horse, on paper all of us sexist dirtbags just for discussing this instead of evaluating them on their body of work.


Easy there cowboy. First off, my buddy? Secondly, I said nothing of the kind, just that Summer is in much better shape. Third, people will scrutinize your body if you star in soft core fantasy porn.

Your other examples dont matter. I only mentioned the after a bender part because of the disingenous comparison shot. One was a glamour shot sans makeup, one was obviously not.

Take a breath, relax.
 
2013-10-16 05:33:38 PM

69gnarkill69: For those unsure what real boobs look like:



That would be most of the internet.
 
2013-10-16 05:49:45 PM
woah... just had to stop in and say that summer glau still looks hot without makeup... carry on...
 
2013-10-16 06:01:38 PM

ScaryBottles: fluffy2097: ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!

A photo of her ass in sweatpants and her face mid blink is supposed to be ugly?

/fool.

First of all fool? Seriously? Is it 1867 all over again? Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up period her "hotness" is completely artificial.

For comparison:

[img.ibtimes.com image 612x612]

And Summer again:

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

Joss Whedon isn't going to come to your house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but lingere and a raincoat.

And before you say it both are the first result of a gis for "Emilia Clark no make up" and "Summer Glau no make up"


me thinks you prefer  the gentleman's sausage
 
2013-10-16 06:27:00 PM

Flappyhead: 69gnarkill69: For those unsure what real boobs look like:


That would be most of the internet.


Ahh yes, so these must be the "DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat" you opined on earlier, since they seem a bit more perky to me than Natalie's or Emilia's.

NSFW NSFW NSFW
 
2013-10-16 06:38:15 PM

69gnarkill69: For those unsure what real boobs failing the pencil test look like:


nsfw Natalie

nsfw Emilia


/ftfy
 
2013-10-16 06:54:11 PM
The only thing cosplay "wins" is virginity.
 
2013-10-16 07:09:09 PM

JesusJuice: I want to motorboat those tits until my nose falls off.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=UF2kZqiROA4
 
2013-10-16 07:40:17 PM

enik: The only thing cosplay "wins" is virginity.


Enik, you forgot to post a pic in your profile. Let me help.

intradayfun.com
 
2013-10-16 07:44:05 PM

enik: The only thing cosplay "wins" is virginity.


No... They have sex, but only with each other, and then even within certain cliques within the faux geek/cosplay model universes, which do not intersect all the time.
 
2013-10-16 07:52:21 PM

ZeroCorpse: No... They have sex, but only with each other, and then even within certain cliques within the faux geek/cosplay model universes, which do not intersect all the time.


"Sorry I only have sex with Pikachus and Disney characters."
 
2013-10-16 08:05:25 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: ZeroCorpse: No... They have sex, but only with each other, and then even within certain cliques within the faux geek/cosplay model universes, which do not intersect all the time.

"Sorry I only have sex with Pikachus and Disney characters."


jiajem.com

Certainly a virgin.
 
2013-10-16 08:21:43 PM
img707.imageshack.us

/ Nothing is obscure on Fark...
 
2013-10-16 08:53:09 PM

Luse: ScaryBottles: fluffy2097: ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!

A photo of her ass in sweatpants and her face mid blink is supposed to be ugly?

/fool.

First of all fool? Seriously? Is it 1867 all over again? Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up period her "hotness" is completely artificial.

For comparison:



And Summer again:



Joss Whedon isn't going to come to your house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but lingere and a raincoat.

And before you say it both are the first result of a gis for "Emilia Clark no make up" and "Summer Glau no make up"

Except that Summer looks like she just came off a bender, check out the clothes.
Sorry, but summer has a much prettier face and is in far better shape.
Emilia could do with a few more crunches for those nude scenes.


Have you lost your friggin' mind?
 
2013-10-16 09:06:56 PM

ScaryBottles: fluffy2097: ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!

A photo of her ass in sweatpants and her face mid blink is supposed to be ugly?

/fool.

First of all fool? Seriously? Is it 1867 all over again? Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up period her "hotness" is completely artificial.

For comparison:



And Summer again:



Joss Whedon isn't going to come to your house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but lingere and a raincoat.

And before you say it both are the first result of a gis for "Emilia Clark no make up" and "Summer Glau no make up"


Emilia is wearing makeup in that picture.
 
2013-10-16 09:12:02 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Luse: ScaryBottles: fluffy2097: ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!

A photo of her ass in sweatpants and her face mid blink is supposed to be ugly?

/fool.

First of all fool? Seriously? Is it 1867 all over again? Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up period her "hotness" is completely artificial.

For comparison:

And Summer again:

Joss Whedon isn't going to come to your house in the middle of the night wearing nothing but lingere and a raincoat.

And before you say it both are the first result of a gis for "Emilia Clark no make up" and "Summer Glau no make up"

Except that Summer looks like she just came off a bender, check out the clothes.
Sorry, but summer has a much prettier face and is in far better shape.
Emilia could do with a few more crunches for those nude scenes.

Have you lost your friggin' mind?


I simply tend to prefer the sportier model.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-16 09:50:20 PM
This thread was fun to read through and see who didn't actually watch the video.
 
2013-10-16 09:59:18 PM
I normally loathe the bleached blonde look. But there's something about the Emilia chick that it just works on. Maybe the eyebrows.

Though the girl in the video is awesome too.
 
2013-10-16 10:03:21 PM

CygnusDarius: baconbeard: I predict some attention seeking whore...

/checks article

Yup

It's funny how either female cosplayers are either whales or whores, but male cosplayers are simply losers.


What's more impressive...this or this
 
2013-10-16 10:16:20 PM
Doesn't anyone just like the costumes? Do I have to have an opinion on women I won't meet?
 
2013-10-16 10:21:24 PM

Ashelth: CygnusDarius: baconbeard: I predict some attention seeking whore...

/checks article

Yup

It's funny how either female cosplayers are either whales or whores, but male cosplayers are simply losers.

What's more impressive...this or this


I don't know. I'd imagine these guys didn't have many problems getting a number or two at the con.

fc00.deviantart.net2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-16 10:57:37 PM

Ashelth: CygnusDarius: baconbeard: I predict some attention seeking whore...

/checks article

Yup

It's funny how either female cosplayers are either whales or whores, but male cosplayers are simply losers.

What's more impressive...this or this


Yowza, that Warhammer costume is seriously impressive.
 
2013-10-16 11:36:04 PM

socodog: I'm having a really hard time giving half a cap full of farks about Game of Thrones.  I want to, though.  Will somebody please sell me on that thing?


Sean Bean, Charles Dance, Diana Rigg,Julian Glover, Peter Dinklage, Lena Heady, and other good actors you might not have heard of.  dragons, undead ice-zombie overlords. plot twists and betrayals.
 
2013-10-16 11:40:35 PM
This is the best Cosplay ever

farm3.static.flickr.com
unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-10-16 11:42:23 PM

Beerguy: This is the best Cosplay ever

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 850x566]
[unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com image 450x675]


woah, mega cool!
 
2013-10-16 11:46:45 PM

Maul555: Beerguy: This is the best Cosplay ever

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 850x566]
[unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com image 450x675]

woah, mega cool!


Here is a link to the guy who built and wore the suit (he made the syringe gun as well).

http://volpinprops.blogspot.com/2009/09/big-daddy-bioshock.html
 
2013-10-17 12:36:00 AM

Shakin_Haitian: Emilia is wearing makeup in that picture.


Emilia Clarke sans makeup:
www.eonline.com
 
2013-10-17 01:03:17 AM

Pentaxian: Shakin_Haitian: Emilia is wearing makeup in that picture.

Emilia Clarke sans makeup:


And enormously flattering light. It is disengenuous at best to be comparing those pictures to that picture of Summer Glau. I don't think Summer is particularly pretty, but it's basically like comparing a picture of someone in their twenties with someone in their fifties.
 
2013-10-17 03:59:55 AM

ScaryBottles: Luse: Flappyhead: cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.

YEAH!! If they're not DDD silicone monsters that are stretching the nipples flat I don't want to see them!

Sorry but she is way overrated.
Give me Summer Glau to drool over.

Oh you mean her?

[cdn01.cdn.justjared.com image 300x300]

sexy sexy!


Damn, even without makeup and dragging her ass to work in the morning, she's still damned fine. Could probably rip my face off with a look, but still. Meow.
 
2013-10-17 07:52:29 AM

Hebalo: "My costume is awesome if I'm with the other 6 people and we have time to set up and you're in the right place ."


It's actually a great idea.  Conventions can get very congested and have rules on what you can bring in, and cosplayers love to be photographed.  This is a very innovative solution.

lordluzr: Doesn't anyone just like the costumes? Do I have to have an opinion on women I won't meet?


It's not so much that you can't talk about or like the costumes; it's that if you're a straight guy, you will talk about girls every time there's a chance.

Frankly, the girls that appear later in the video are cuter than the one who sat on the chair.
 
2013-10-17 08:43:20 AM
Why is this so cool?  I guess it doesn't take much to impress some people.
 
2013-10-17 09:31:10 AM
ScaryBottles:Secondly Summer Glau is plain Jane without make up...


So are all women.

Amazing but true, the only difference between a plain jane in decent shape and a model is a lot of makeup and specialized lighting.

/photographer
//Has a sister, saw the whole 3 hours that goes into a girl "just throwing something on"
///No, I'm not implying I saw my sister naked, freaks.
 
2013-10-17 10:11:23 AM

degenerate-afro: As someone who has only read the books, I'm lost.  which character is that suppose to be?


They're wearing an "Iron Throne" costume, which is the throne that Joffrey sits on before snape kills dumbledore.
 
2013-10-17 10:12:39 AM

fluffy2097: Amazing but true, the only difference between a plain jane in decent shape and a model is a lot of makeup and specialized lighting.


A lot more goes into it than that.
 
2013-10-17 10:37:30 AM
Y'all are slipping.

img189.imageshack.us
 
2013-10-17 10:48:32 AM

dragonchild: A lot more goes into it than that.


And a healthy dose of Photoshop.

paparazzi also Photoshop people ugly and fat to sell papers.
 
2013-10-17 12:26:51 PM

The Larch: degenerate-afro: As someone who has only read the books, I'm lost.  which character is that suppose to be?

They're wearing an "Iron Throne" costume, which is the throne that Joffrey sits on before snape kills dumbledore.


Too late, I was already informed that it was Titties McBoobsalot of House Cleavage

/on a side note, I read the entire thread and not one person mentions the name of the character and I'm too lazy to go back to the page to look it up, so whatever.
 
2013-10-17 02:02:33 PM

degenerate-afro: The Larch: degenerate-afro:
Too late, I was already informed that it was Titties McBoobsalot of House Cleavage

/on a side note, I read the entire thread and not one person mentions the name of the character and I'm too lazy to go back to the page to look it up, so whatever.


You must have missed this post by DRUBELL:
"Video shows representation of Margaery Tyrell
0% of boob comments reference Natalie Dormer
Can't explain that"


Cosplayer in question seems to be representing Margaery Tyrell -- one of several potential potential winners of the throne by the end of all this.
(Assuming GRRM doesn't just kill them all off for spite and start iover....)
 
2013-10-17 04:49:21 PM

cman: Elegy: cman: Her boobs look better than Emilia Clarke's boobs

Slander!

/was going to say she got the boobs right

Emilia Clarke's boobs are saggy and small. That is a scientific fact.


Dude, I know I'm late to the party, but if any woman, in the video or on the show, shows you as much of their rack as either of the ladies under discussion have done, you THANK them and keep any negative opinions to yourself.  You are privileged, act like it!
 
2013-10-17 08:21:14 PM

ipxodi: Cosplayer in question seems to be representing Margaery Tyrell


Ah, okay.  Thanks.
I would make a comment, but I'm not sure if it would be a spoiler or not.
 
2013-10-18 02:29:14 AM
Just like to point out that Emilia Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen:

t1.gstatic.com

The chick in the link is dressed up as Margaery Tyrell, played by Natalie Dormer.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Totally different people.

/You may now return to your regularly scheduled rantings.
 
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