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(WTAE)   Slow news day: "Man falls out of tree"   (wtae.com) divider line 19
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2013-10-16 10:05:27 AM
TFA: His current condition is not known.


I bet he has post-treematic stress.
 
2013-10-16 10:17:01 AM
Was it an ugly tree?
 
2013-10-16 10:21:20 AM
Are police searching for whoever it was that waved at him?
 
2013-10-16 10:22:26 AM
Man falls out of tree.
We don't know why he was in the tree.
We don't know his condition.
We don't know shiat.

Nice article.
 
2013-10-16 10:24:08 AM
and a tip of the hat from:
www.ntca.org
 
2013-10-16 10:24:12 AM
Racist white oak trees attack man! News at 11
 
2013-10-16 10:25:15 AM
"The man was treated by paramedics at the scene before being flown to a hospital. His current condition is not known."

I'm guessing his condition is "critically stupid", which in Pennsylvania is also known as "normal".
 
2013-10-16 10:27:00 AM
The breaking news bit at the top about a 33 year old mayor using his bodyguards to drive him around to bars and clubs, which is getting him investigated by the grand jury, is much more Farkable than this story.
 
2013-10-16 10:32:45 AM

strangeluck: The breaking news bit at the top about a 33 year old mayor using his bodyguards to drive him around to bars and clubs, which is getting him investigated by the grand jury, is much more Farkable than this story.


Meh. another day at the bank in pennisltucky.
 
2013-10-16 10:49:08 AM
Now if the headline had said, "Tree Falls out of Man", that would be newsworthy.
 
2013-10-16 10:57:54 AM
How does stuff like this get greenlit?
 
2013-10-16 11:12:03 AM

JMan245: How does stuff like this get greenlit?


It's not news, it's Fark.
 
2013-10-16 11:41:25 AM
Nearly tore him limb from limb.
 
2013-10-16 11:41:36 AM

2wolves: JMan245: How does stuff like this get greenlit?

It's not news, it's Fark.


Wait, I figured it out...

/Finger spasm over green when moving mouse cursor
//Maybe opium
 
2013-10-16 11:48:21 AM

JMan245: How does stuff like this get greenlit?


I know a guy who knows a guy.
 
2013-10-16 01:31:47 PM
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why was he dead? Duh, he fell out of a tree!
 
2013-10-16 01:43:32 PM
Did he make a sound?
 
2013-10-16 02:57:07 PM
Q: How did the Polack hurt himself raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

/relevant
 
2013-10-16 04:15:44 PM

on the road: Q: How did the Polack hurt himself raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

/relevant


One of the monsters got all butt-hurt when I explained that Polack jokes became "the thing" because of a certain late-night talk show host who allowed them on his show (and forever regretted it, as I remember reading).

/This monster wants to host a late-night talk show. Luckily for us all, he plans to do a better job than what's available right now.
 
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