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(WTKR)   Police release sketch in attempt to identify drowning victim. He's described as about 5'8″ to 5'10″ and gelatinous   ( ) divider line 16
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2013-10-16 09:59:10 AM  
I think I've seen this movie
2013-10-16 10:02:54 AM
2013-10-16 10:03:20 AM
2013-10-16 10:10:57 AM  
Also, at first he was flailing his arms a lot and screaming about drowning, but the he stopped.
2013-10-16 10:13:38 AM  
Photo of the victim:
2013-10-16 10:24:07 AM  
Updated sketch of the victim:
2013-10-16 10:26:11 AM
2013-10-16 10:37:05 AM  
Suspect is soggy, I repeat soggy.
2013-10-16 11:01:54 AM  
Gelantinous you say, does anyone know the whereabouts of Orangejello and Lemonjello?
2013-10-16 11:45:20 AM  
He looks a bit bloated.
2013-10-16 12:16:02 PM

He look like a man
2013-10-16 12:35:11 PM

/Also pantless. I repeat, pantless.
2013-10-16 01:11:48 PM  

numbone: Gelantinous you say, does anyone know the whereabouts of Orangejello and Lemonjello? er _lemongello_35_years_afte.html
2013-10-16 01:14:37 PM  
Wasn't he in Queen?
2013-10-16 03:19:28 PM  
The FBI has now created a sketch of what they believe he may have looked like before he died.

Thanks for pointing that out.
2013-10-16 11:15:49 PM  
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