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(Contact Music)   Ok, Kris Humphries lost Kim Kardashian, but at least he sold the ring for $750k   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, NY Daily News, auctions, Us Weekly  
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1384 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Oct 2013 at 10:52 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-16 10:55:12 AM  
That guy looks like he's a few chromosomes short of fully human. Ick.
2013-10-16 10:56:30 AM  
Not sure how that makes him a 'hero', didn't it cost substantially more than that?

No, I'm not clicking the link because fark your perpetration of famous for being famous for nothing.
2013-10-16 10:59:25 AM  
Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.
2013-10-16 11:21:51 AM  
Hero tag wonders WTF its doing here.
2013-10-16 11:24:30 AM  
Awesome.  I mean, it cost him $2 million to begin with, so at least he got more than the $500k that Christies originally told him it was worth.
2013-10-16 12:18:49 PM  
"Lost"? I think the word you're looking for here is "escaped," Subby.
2013-10-16 12:22:50 PM  
Loved how he played last night.  He is one of the few Celtics I am looking forward to watching this season.
2013-10-16 12:34:17 PM  
You think he could have got more for it since it was worn by the queen of the AW.
2013-10-16 12:45:55 PM  
Good for him.  It was more her fault.
2013-10-16 01:24:32 PM  
But he'll always have that red ring around his dick to remind him of his marriage.
2013-10-16 01:34:22 PM  
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober
I've forgotten what I've had
And ev'rybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
2013-10-16 01:50:18 PM  
lol marriage
2013-10-16 02:31:22 PM  
One does not "lose" a Kardashian.
One ESCAPES from a Kardashian.
2013-10-16 03:16:51 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: That guy looks like he's a few chromosomes short of fully human. Ick.

So they are both from the same sub-species whats the big deal?
2013-10-16 05:05:21 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: That guy looks like he's a few chromosomes short of fully human. Ick.

Kim lost - deal with it.
2013-10-17 12:36:21 PM  
He comes off quite.....dumb.

Aside from the fact he married a Kardashian, of course.
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