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(TV By the Numbers)   This November 22, History Channel will break format to air two historical documentaries commemorating 50th anniversary of JFK assassination. Did ancient aliens assassinate the President? There's no evidence they didn't   (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) divider line 46
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2013-10-16 09:41:31 AM
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So you have definitive proof that JFK was killed by a mix of CIA and KGB operatives over his reaction to the Cuban Missile Crisis.  I'll give you like $50.00, it is going to take a very special collector to buy that piece, I've got overhead and it will probably take a year to sell.
 
mhd
2013-10-16 10:18:08 AM
Laden with spear and axe
onto the grassy knoll he strode.
And there Ragnar Lodbrok
the steel-riding chief he slew.
 
2013-10-16 10:19:44 AM
How would ancient aliens have been involved?  They're ancient.  Old news.  The Moon Aliens (aka the Lunacy) killed JFK in retaliation for the moon landing.
 
2013-10-16 10:26:33 AM

palelizard: How would ancient aliens have been involved?  They're ancient.  Old news.  The Moon Aliens (aka the Lunacy) killed JFK in retaliation for the moon landing.


It was a preemptive assassination, kos that's how the Moon Aliens roll.

Still, I prefer the theory that the Secret Service panicked at the first few shots and one poor sod accidentally shot the back of JFK's head off. I'd believe the legitimacy of that coverup.
 
2013-10-16 10:30:39 AM
I recall when History Channel commemorated the (I think) 40th anniversary by re-running the local
TV coverage (from WFAA, ISTR) in real time.

Oh how the mightly have fallen.  But hey:  the chick on ICE ROAD TRUCKERS has great wahoombas:

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-10-16 10:35:07 AM
There are still consperacy theories around this?  Everyone knows that LBJ issued the hit, he funneled the hit through his Mason connection Prescot Bush to hire the mafia who used reverse vampire technology to create a magic bullet that was fired by a cuban triple agent dressed as Marlyn Monroe.  Just watch the Zapurter film.  You see her/him clearly in frame 43.
 
2013-10-16 10:36:12 AM
Jesse Ventura 2016
 
2013-10-16 10:39:14 AM
I'd like to see a JFK Assassination recreation done with all midgets.
 
2013-10-16 10:50:05 AM
50 years on and the assassination of your democratically elected leader is a joke? I am disappoint son.

/hows that plutocracy working out for yah? so funnay!
 
2013-10-16 10:53:18 AM

Big Beef Burrito: I'd like to see a JFK Assassination recreation done with all midgets.


Do you know how hard it is to fine a convertible Cordoba?
 
2013-10-16 11:04:04 AM
I miss the old History Channel. You know, then one where they ran shows about HISTORY.
 
2013-10-16 11:08:57 AM

palelizard: Big Beef Burrito: I'd like to see a JFK Assassination recreation done with all midgets.

Do you know how hard it is to fine a convertible Cordoba?



Cross-promotion!!!!

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2013-10-16 11:20:16 AM

Shnarpy: I miss the old History Channel. You know, then one where they ran shows about HISTORY.


Ancient Aliens.

Ancient = history.

Is it possible? Ancient Aliens Theorists think so.
 
2013-10-16 11:31:44 AM
I've got a crazy theory: this guy Lee Oswald shot him from the window of the Texas School Book Depository.
 
2013-10-16 11:32:49 AM
We all know that the History channel will finally expose the truth. That JFK was an Alien and that Lee Harvey Oswald was another alien that was at war with JFK's alien race. That is why he assassinated him as part of a top secret mission he was sent on. And that Jack Ruby, being part of the Human Resistance, found out about the the Alien war being secretly waged on Earth so he shot and killed Oswald.
 
2013-10-16 11:38:21 AM

Larry Mahnken: I've got a crazy theory: this guy Lee Oswald shot him from the window of the Texas School Book Depository.


I don't get the angle here.

Was this Oswald guy a midget?
 
2013-10-16 11:43:13 AM

Shnarpy: I miss the old History Channel. You know, then one where they ran shows about HISTORY Hitler.


FTFY
 
2013-10-16 11:46:10 AM

Larry Mahnken: I've got a crazy theory: this guy Lee Oswald shot him from the window of the Texas School Book Depository.


The astonishing thing is not that he did it, but in the moments before taking the fateful shots, he removed the scope from his carcano and trusted his feelings.

Hell, he used to bullseye swamp rights back in Havana and a president is bigger than that.
 
2013-10-16 11:49:19 AM
Wherever he goes, he brings a storm in his wake. He has one constant companion: death.
www.doctorwhotv.co.uk

Meanwhile, his younger self was 4,500 miles away, watching Ace blow a Dalek to hell with an RPG -- whilst standing next to Ian's science classroom, in which Susan had  deposited the French Revolution  book which Barbara had given her the day before.
 
2013-10-16 11:50:49 AM
It could be Lee Harvey Oswald's bike.  Frank, call Danielle and have her line up an appraisal.

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2013-10-16 12:08:19 PM

Hiro-ACiD: 50 years on and the assassination of your democratically elected leader is a joke? I am disappoint son.

/hows that plutocracy working out for yah? so funnay!


THIS.

I kinda want to be around in 40 years to see what kind of joke pop culture turns 9/11/2001 into.  They're pretty analogous in terms of cultural events.
 
2013-10-16 12:12:38 PM

Big Beef Burrito: Larry Mahnken: I've got a crazy theory: this guy Lee Oswald shot him from the window of the Texas School Book Depository.

I don't get the angle here.

Was this Oswald guy a midget?


He was a rabbit:

thisdayindisneyhistory.homestead.com
 
2013-10-16 12:14:53 PM
With commentary from HISTORY's own Mancow Muller, from "God, Guns & DERP!"
 
2013-10-16 12:15:14 PM

Saiga410: There are still consperacy theories around this?  Everyone knows that LBJ issued the hit, he funneled the hit through his Mason connection Prescot Bush to hire the mafia who used reverse vampire technology to create a magic bullet that was fired by a cuban triple agent dressed as Marlyn Monroe.  Just watch the Zapurter film.  You see her/him clearly in frame 43.


You lost me at "Zapurter" (sic).
 
2013-10-16 12:18:00 PM

Son of Streak: I kinda want to be around in 40 years to see what kind of joke pop culture turns 9/11/2001 into. They're pretty analogous in terms of cultural events.


Comedy = Tragedy + time
 
2013-10-16 12:23:46 PM
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seen by the grassy knoll
 
2013-10-16 12:34:26 PM
commemorating 50th anniversary of JFK assassination

Is that how we really want ot word that. Are we commemorating the assassination or JFK?

com·mem·o·rate
[ kə mémmə ràyt ]

remember something ceremonially: to honor the memory of somebody or something in a ceremony
be memorial to something: to serve as a memorial to something

or maybe

1: to call to remembrance

2: to mark by some ceremony or observation : observe

3: to serve as a memorial of


Commemorating the assassination just sounds wrong. It might be technically correct but still sounds wrong.

How else would you word it?

/This is going to bug me all day
 
2013-10-16 12:38:36 PM
Where's the commemerative coin, made with steel recovered from the car JFK was shot in?
 
2013-10-16 12:54:48 PM

GungFu: Shnarpy: I miss the old History Channel. You know, then one where they ran shows about HISTORY.

Ancient Aliens.

Ancient = history.

Is it possible? Ancient Aliens Theorists think so.


Think that is bad look at the Military Channel:

Thursday October 17
12:00 AM
60 min.
Nazis vs. Aliens
TV-PG CC
The incredible story of how Nazi scientists and UFO's combined to create technology that changed the world.

And there is a whole lot of non-military stuff  getting aired on the  Military channel

7:00 PM
60 min.
Hidden History of the Moon Landing
TV-PG CC
The amazing, untold story of how President Lincoln initiated a series of events that culminated in the moon landing.

10:00 PM
60 min.
Atlantis Uncovered
TV-PG CC
For centuries, Atlantis has been a myth. But in the last decade archaeologists have uncovered new finds which could reveal the location of this ancient apocalypse. Mixing dramatic recreation with science, this story is told by "Lost" star, Terry O'Quinn.


12:00 AM
120 min.
The Presidents' Gatekeepers
The World's Toughest Job

TV-14
Chiefs of staff from LBJ's Marvin Watson to Obama's Rahm Emanuel show why it is the toughest job in Washington. From 9/11 to sending soldiers into war, the chief is often the only other person in the room

10:00 PM
60 min.
How Booze Built America
Westward, Ho!

TV-14 CC
Join Mike Rowe on the ultimate bar crawl through America's booze filled past. We'll show you how alcohol helped push this great nation west, where mountain men and Johnny Appleseed pave the way for liquored up cowboys to shoot each other at the OK Corral


11:30 PM
30 min.
America: Facts vs. Fiction
Pilgrims and Witches

TV-PG CC
The roots of America can be traced to the first settlers that came there. In this episode of America's Facts Vs. Fictions, learn that the Pilgrim "Thanksgiving" was about fasting and the only "witchcraft" in Salem was done by a group of young girls
 
2013-10-16 01:02:44 PM

hasty ambush: GungFu: Shnarpy: I miss the old History Channel. You know, then one where they ran shows about HISTORY.

Ancient Aliens.

Ancient = history.

Is it possible? Ancient Aliens Theorists think so.

Think that is bad look at the Military Channel:

Thursday October 17
12:00 AM
60 min.
Nazis vs. Aliens
TV-PG CC
The incredible story of how Nazi scientists and UFO's combined to create technology that changed the world.

And there is a whole lot of non-military stuff  getting aired on the  Military channel

7:00 PM
60 min.
Hidden History of the Moon Landing
TV-PG CC
The amazing, untold story of how President Lincoln initiated a series of events that culminated in the moon landing.

10:00 PM
60 min.
Atlantis Uncovered
TV-PG CC
For centuries, Atlantis has been a myth. But in the last decade archaeologists have uncovered new finds which could reveal the location of this ancient apocalypse. Mixing dramatic recreation with science, this story is told by "Lost" star, Terry O'Quinn.


12:00 AM
120 min.
The Presidents' Gatekeepers
The World's Toughest Job
TV-14
Chiefs of staff from LBJ's Marvin Watson to Obama's Rahm Emanuel show why it is the toughest job in Washington. From 9/11 to sending soldiers into war, the chief is often the only other person in the room

10:00 PM
60 min.
How Booze Built America
Westward, Ho!
TV-14 CC
Join Mike Rowe on the ultimate bar crawl through America's booze filled past. We'll show you how alcohol helped push this great nation west, where mountain men and Johnny Appleseed pave the way for liquored up cowboys to shoot each other at the OK Corral


11:30 PM
30 min.
America: Facts vs. Fiction
Pilgrims and Witches
TV-PG CC
The roots of America can be traced to the first settlers that came there. In this episode of America's Facts Vs. Fictions, learn that the Pilgrim "Thanksgiving" was about fasting and the only "witchcraft" in Salem was done by a group of young girls


Damn it, I can't tell if this is real or a parody.
 
2013-10-16 01:04:47 PM

hasty ambush: The Presidents' Gatekeepers


that actually looks interesting. I always like finding out how the government works. Plus I was always a fan of West Wing. That said, the rest of that list is pretty shiatty. Except for that thing about booze building America might not be too bad
 
2013-10-16 01:15:43 PM
I work retail.  One of the more common items in the store is back and to the left from my location.

Really shouldn't but really want to give someone directions by referencing the Zapruder film.
 
2013-10-16 01:20:12 PM

Big Beef Burrito: palelizard: Big Beef Burrito: I'd like to see a JFK Assassination recreation done with all midgets.

Do you know how hard it is to fine a convertible Cordoba?


Cross-promotion!!!!

[store.discovery.com image 447x153]


dude on the left reminds me of Wayne Static
 
2013-10-16 01:20:47 PM

CSM101: Big Beef Burrito: palelizard: Big Beef Burrito: I'd like to see a JFK Assassination recreation done with all midgets.

Do you know how hard it is to fine a convertible Cordoba?


Cross-promotion!!!!

[store.discovery.com image 447x153]

dude on the left reminds me of Wayne Static


fark me, i meant Right. can't brain today.
 
2013-10-16 01:22:24 PM
I wonder if the guys at Rifftrax have considered doing an episode of Ancient Aliens? The whole show is a heaping pile of snark bait after all.
 
2013-10-16 01:29:24 PM
 
2013-10-16 01:35:37 PM

Richard C Stanford: I wonder if the guys at Rifftrax have considered doing an episode of Ancient Aliens? The whole show is a heaping pile of snark bait after all.


I love the regions they show, like the underground city in Cappadocia, and I love learning about the ancient sites.  I even love the question, "How in the hell did people build these, and why?"

But the ubiquitous leaps straight to, "No evidence  =  aliens" are laughable.  They also went really out there (even for a show about aliens) around season three, when they had the Nazis and aliens, or bigfoot and aliens, or founding fathers and aliens stuff.
 
2013-10-16 01:41:55 PM

Big Beef Burrito: Where's the commemerative coin, made with steel recovered from the car JFK was shot in?


The car still exists - intact - in Dearborn Michigan in the Henry Ford Museum

http://www.hfmgv.org/events/JF K.aspx
 
2013-10-16 01:43:38 PM

somedude210: hasty ambush: The Presidents' Gatekeepers

that actually looks interesting. I always like finding out how the government works. Plus I was always a fan of West Wing. That said, the rest of that list is pretty shiatty. Except for that thing about booze building America might not be too bad


True but should it be on the Military Channel?
 
2013-10-16 01:45:00 PM
 Big Beef Burrito I'd like to see a JFK Assassination recreation done with all midgets.

Best we can do is a recreation by the people behind the Cadillac Ranch where Jackie is played by a moustachieod guy & The Grassy Knoll is populated by 100 Badger students wielding toy Marx rifles...
http://museum.icp.org/museum/exhibitions/ant_farm/introduction.html
 
2013-10-16 01:53:23 PM

hasty ambush: True but should it be on the Military Channel?


that's just hitler channel, or what's left of it. I agree, it should've been on History International (when that still existed)
 
2013-10-16 01:55:16 PM
www.phoenixmasonry.org
 
2013-10-16 02:35:21 PM
Is he still dead?
OK, just checking ...
 
2013-10-16 02:39:31 PM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.netJust gonna drop this off here....
 
2013-10-16 03:26:16 PM
Each one of the shots will be sponsored by Subway

"Shot one, the delicious 6 inch turkey and cheese melt combo, missed wide and hit the pavement"
 
2013-10-16 10:38:13 PM

devilEther: JFK Assassination Theories


Tit, tit.
 
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