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(Daily Star)   Man stabs wife to death over taunts about his small penis and bed-wetting. Brilliant move, dickless. Now EVERYBODY knows   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 37
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OGC
2013-10-16 09:11:05 AM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-10-16 09:11:22 AM
Ironically, the 'Streisand' effect was also started over her small penis and bed wetting.
 
2013-10-16 09:12:52 AM
First time anyone woman felt him penetrating her.
 
2013-10-16 09:13:06 AM
i38.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-16 09:14:54 AM
So she finally knew what it was like to be penetrated by him?
 
2013-10-16 09:15:09 AM
LOL@ Subby.
 
2013-10-16 09:15:19 AM
i512.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-16 09:15:23 AM
FTFA: ...sought a divorce arose largely out of the defendant's drinking."

Chronic bet-wetting is a sign of serious alcoholism.  Who needs that?
 
2013-10-16 09:15:41 AM
img.fark.net

The tiny wang is certainly no mystery.  John Clinton looks like he's got some sort of hormone imbalance going on.
 
2013-10-16 09:16:10 AM
www.i-mockery.com
 
2013-10-16 09:16:33 AM
Bed wetting is weird, but my rule of thumb is you never make fun of a guy over his size or his toughness. No guy wants to be called a dickless wimp and it can lead to some dangerous situations. She married him, so obviously didn't care about his size for awhile there.

I don't even make fun of exes in those areas. Some lines just don't need to be crossed.
 
2013-10-16 09:17:03 AM
I thought they found the cure for small penises Peni dicks? I hear the commercials on the radio all the time.
 
2013-10-16 09:18:10 AM
Shrewish harpy knew how to push his buttons, didn't she.

/Never worth it, guys. Just walk away.
 
2013-10-16 09:18:14 AM
So now he's in jail and drying out. Exactly what he should have done so his wife wouldn't have been filing for separation.
 
2013-10-16 09:19:03 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: I thought they found the cure for small penises Peni dicks? I hear the commercials on the radio all the time.


BOB knows the secret of small dicks.
 
2013-10-16 09:20:46 AM

OGC: What's his Fark handle?


Legion
 
2013-10-16 09:21:34 AM

hailin: Bed wetting is weird, but my rule of thumb is you never make fun of a guy over his size or his toughness. No guy wants to be called a dickless wimp and it can lead to some dangerous situations. She married him, so obviously didn't care about his size for awhile there.

I don't even make fun of exes in those areas. Some lines just don't need to be crossed.


Case in point.
 
2013-10-16 09:24:36 AM
Murder-suicide. You started with the wrong one.
 
2013-10-16 09:25:26 AM
what kind of weak ass horse piss is he drinking that he can drink 10 pints in a couple of hours after work and still have the strength to stab a large hairy ape like his wife?

what kind of dumb ass is she that she know he is out drinking and even after going to the citizen advice bureau on division of assets she stays home, even though he threatened her with a knife a couple weeks before.. and not only that.. ACTUALLY TAUNTS HIM.
 
2013-10-16 09:33:00 AM
Dude, never make fun of an adult bedwetter. It's cruel, yes, but there's also a more pragmatic reason behind this advice: persistent bedwetting is considered an alarm bell for psychopathy.

Seriously. There's not a 1-to-1 correspondence or anything: people can wet the bed for many reasons, most of which are not related to psychopathy at all (pregnancy, for example). But taunting someone for something that is itself a sign that they could go all stabby on you is probably not a good idea.
 
2013-10-16 09:36:44 AM

Millennium: Dude, never make fun of an adult bedwetter. It's cruel, yes, but there's also a more pragmatic reason behind this advice: persistent bedwetting is considered an alarm bell for psychopathy.

Seriously. There's not a 1-to-1 correspondence or anything: people can wet the bed for many reasons, most of which are not related to psychopathy at all (pregnancy, for example). But taunting someone for something that is itself a sign that they could go all stabby on you is probably not a good idea.


I just do it because I'm lazy and the floor is cold.
 
2013-10-16 09:40:20 AM
Jail? Hell no, he should be given a trophy, 2 new Armani suits, 3 boxes of Cubans and a $2500 stipend. He did the world a favor.
 
2013-10-16 09:54:10 AM
Gotta wonder why they were together in the first place.  Does he have a great personality?
 
2013-10-16 10:00:47 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: DROxINxTHExWIND: I thought they found the cure for small penises Peni dicks? I hear the commercials on the radio all the time.

BOB knows the secret of small dicks.


i512.photobucket.com

BOB?
 
2013-10-16 10:01:36 AM
LOL at the thread title...Subby you're right.
 
2013-10-16 10:04:17 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Shrewish harpy knew how to push his buttons, didn't she.

/Never worth it, guys. Just walk away.


I married her twin sister... Learn how to turn off the button; she keeps pressing it and you keep drinking! Nice PacNoWest IPA anyone?
 
2013-10-16 10:10:41 AM
When I was in college I had a party one night.  My boss (we poured cement), who was also my classmate was there drinking when his wife pulls up out front and comes flying inside (she hated me) yelling "you have no penis Eddie (my boss), you have a little dick Eddie"


I was sure this would be about them
 
2013-10-16 10:12:10 AM

Just_a_Bear: Gotta wonder why they were together in the first place.  Does he have a great personality?


What else would a woman marry a man for?
 
2013-10-16 10:28:20 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I just do it because I'm lazy and the floor is cold.


And by wetting the bed, you don't have to step on the cold floor, AND you get bathed in warm liquid! Win-win there!
 
2013-10-16 10:31:38 AM

hailin: Bed wetting is weird, but my rule of thumb is you never make fun of a guy over his size or his toughness. No guy wants to be called a dickless wimp and it can lead to some dangerous situations. She married him, so obviously didn't care about his size for awhile there.

I don't even make fun of exes in those areas. Some lines just don't need to be crossed.


Good on you.

The bed wetting is obviously a reference to, and caused by, his drinking issues. As was the actual stabbing event, most likely.

Guy probably has a average dick but he wife was just letting him have it. Bad thing to say to a drunk guy who's stronger than you.
 
2013-10-16 10:33:44 AM

almejita: "you have no penis Eddie (my boss), you have a little dick Eddie"


I read this in Eddie Murphy's fake African accent.  And added "I want HALF, Eddie! HALF"
 
2013-10-16 11:35:20 AM

Molavian: [i38.photobucket.com image 600x338]


Yep...thread over. I see the work was already completed.

Turn off the lights and scoot the chairs back under the table.
 
2013-10-16 12:21:32 PM
Sounds like a marriage made in heaven.

/took themselves out of the dating pool and left the normals for the rest of us
 
2013-10-16 12:23:33 PM
Man stabs wife to death over taunts about his small penis and bed-wetting.

Which Tea Party group is he a member of?
 
2013-10-16 03:25:34 PM
He claims he "just lost it" after his wife had pushed him over the edge by "galling him" about his bed-wetting and small manhood.

I've heard that some women who prefer to give head prefer the smaller guys, same with anal.

Conclusion: He was just with the wrong woman.

Advice: Check out Craig's List when you get out of jail, dude.
 
2013-10-16 11:54:45 PM
John Holmes: Poor guy. His wife was really tight but I opened her up nice, but so ugly I had to turn off the lights or I'd wet the bed too!
 
2013-10-17 11:07:50 AM

OGC: What's his Fark handle?


(Turn your head to the left to see the little wanker)

o7
I salute you, sir (but only a little, half-mast salute)
 
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